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Submitted by InkyFingers (View user info) at 2008-08-21 12:25:15 EDT
People alluding to the Bible who have never read it...
The near-extinct practice of turn signal use...
Tabloid television...
Hukah bongs?!?
Martial arts, art vs martialnessness
Oil prices increasing because a shortage is expected sometime in the future, not becuase there is actually an oil shortage.
Enjoying rainy days as something beautiful and natural vs. hating the rain because it keeps you from getting work done.
COuld a person stay fit if the only exercise they got was laughing?
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Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-22 09:47:24 EDT (#)
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Ohhhhhhh..... social networking sites. That's what happened. Anyway, it might have made ubersite a better writing community. 75% less vulgarity and glass mochismo.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-08-22 09:39:01 EDT (#)
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ugh
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-21 23:38:28 EDT (#)
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FH reference.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-21 21:31:33 EDT (#)
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Swell. Now I'm going to have to take 45 seconds out of my day to Google Howard Roark.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-08-21 21:20:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-21 18:08:59 EDT (#)
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I don't
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Great answer. Shlongy is truly the Howard Roark of Ubersite.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-21 20:12:28 EDT (#)
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That's what the other person called it, a hookah bong. I'm not sure what the zoological definition is. =D
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-08-21 18:29:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-08-21 13:01:36 EDT (#)
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People alluding to the Bible who have never read it...
Hukah bongs?!?
**In New Orleans, there is a Hookah bar where you go in, purchase some specialty tobacco (like Peaches n' Cream, Persian Delight, Midnight Romance), sit around with your friends and smoke it. I've been in there and it's a fun thing to do at night in NOLA.**
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Is that what you were referring to? A hookah?
Hukah bong = you're a dumb bass
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-21 18:08:59 EDT (#)
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I don't
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-21 17:28:42 EDT (#)
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He's okay with me.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-21 17:00:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-08-21 14:47:44 EDT (#)
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Banjo is annoying
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-21 16:16:40 EDT (#)
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My scores don't affect the average unless you count their affect on readers.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-21 16:00:23 EDT (#)
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You need to develop your questions and pose them in a better fashion. Also, don't +2 your own post, especially if it reads like a local television news pole.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-21 15:52:59 EDT (#)
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People alluding to the Bible who have never read it...
-If you ahven't read it you're not allowed to comment on what it says, but reading it doesn't mean you have to belioeve it.
The near-extinct practice of turn signal use...
-Should be revived. They really do save lives.
Tabloid television...
-Suck.
Hukah bongs?!?
-Work.
Martial arts, art vs martialnessness
-Or 'preparedness' vs 'agression'.
Oil prices increasing because a shortage is expected sometime in the future, not becuase there is actually an oil shortage.
-Is an opportunity to make some money.
Enjoying rainy days as something beautiful and natural vs. hating the rain because it keeps you from getting work done.
-Rain makes the grass grow (See hookah)
Could a person stay fit if the only exercise they got was laughing?
-Mentally yes, physically perhaps.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-08-21 15:51:18 EDT (#)
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If you can't see a fucking 3000 pound car making a turn, what's the chance of you seeing a little blinking light?
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-08-21 14:47:44 EDT (#)
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Banjo is annoying
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-21 14:44:39 EDT (#)
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oh no, my favorite is the cunts that sit there and SMOKE at the pump. like really lady? REALLY? DO I HAVE TO FUCKING PUT THAT OUT IN YOUR EYE?!!?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-21 14:41:03 EDT (#)
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you know...add this to the list....motherfuckers that don't turn the car off while getting gas...>I swear if I get blown up by someone else i'm gonna fucking flip!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-21 14:32:44 EDT (#)
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i'm trying to move to a land made of rain. masochism or appreciation? you decide.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-21 14:31:12 EDT (#)
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that turn signal thing pisses me off so much. i have it as so much of a habit i do it on empty roads in the middle of the night.
and wtf if i signal, pull up to an empty parallel parking space COULD YOU PLEASE NOT PULL UP ONE FOOT FROM MY ASS MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO PARK THERE. CUZ I WILL FUCKING SIT UNTIL YOU REALIZE YOU'RE IN MY GODDAMN WAY THUS KEEPING ME IN YOURS.
i hate driving now. HAAAAAAAAATE
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-08-21 13:57:02 EDT (#)
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People alluding to the Bible who have never read it...
I love asking them book, chapter and verse then laughing at them when they cannot provide it.
The near-extinct practice of turn signal use...
you mean the pass me on this side light?
Tabloid television...
Loathing
Eternal Loathing
Hukah bongs?!?
I am ambivilent
Martial arts, art vs martialnessness
Ninjas are cool
Oil prices increasing because a shortage is expected sometime in the future, not becuase there is actually an oil shortage.
I think we are being ripped off without even being felt up first
Enjoying rainy days as something beautiful and natural vs. hating the rain because it keeps you from getting work done.
I love the rain
COuld a person stay fit if the only exercise they got was laughing
probably
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-21 13:25:14 EDT (#)
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Fun. I work on boats and write for poetry/fic. lit. magazines.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-21 13:23:00 EDT (#)
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Who knows. His boat is in Orkney at the moment, at the top of Scotland. He's a bit of a free spirit, he could end up anywhere with it. One of my favourite things is going home and lending a hand on my dad's latest boating venture. As it is now, I settle for a bit of kayaking every now and then.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-21 13:17:53 EDT (#)
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Where's he going to sail?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-21 13:13:48 EDT (#)
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Yeah, about 40 ft. Its wide and there's all the room in the side berths as well because of the three hulls. His one will sleep 10 people easily. I can't wait until its finished. It will be awesome.
You should have seen it when he bought it though! I was surprised the thing floated at all. I thought he was mental and told him so. He's spent the last three summers sorting it out and he's finally getting to a stage where he reckons its fit to go back in the water. Its a nice boat now, I can see why he saw the potential in it.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-21 13:11:01 EDT (#)
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I wish i had a trimaran. I'd sail out into the Gulf of Mexico and chum for sharks. Scary fun.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-21 13:07:19 EDT (#)
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Trimaran's are nice boats. GOtta get a crew for serious sailing, but still fun. If he's converting it into a home I assume its a larger trimaran.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-21 13:04:58 EDT (#)
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Speaking on the cost of war http://costofwar.com/index-college-scholarships.html
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-21 13:03:52 EDT (#)
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Used to, my dad has a trimaran at the moment which he's busy converting into a house boat. He reckons he's going to retire on it and I reckon I'm going to inherit it. Not sailed for about a year now though. I love boats, pretty much grew up on them. Small boats at least, I don't like big ferries and such like.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-08-21 13:01:36 EDT (#)
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People alluding to the Bible who have never read it...
**The Bible, Koran, Torah, and other 'Holy' books are in the same class a Grimm's fairy tales. Made up bullshit.**
The near-extinct practice of turn signal use...
**It isn't a bad idea to let the dickwad behind you know what you're planning to do. Then again, the dickwad behind you doesn't deserve courtesy since they don't practice road etiquette as a general rule.**
Tabloid television...
**Lowest Common Denomimator in entertainment.**
Hukah bongs?!?
**In New Orleans, there is a Hookah bar where you go in, purchase some specialty tobacco (like Peaches n' Cream, Persian Delight, Midnight Romance), sit around with your friends and smoke it. I've been in there and it's a fun thing to do at night in NOLA.**
Martial arts, art vs martialnessness
**Krav Maga all the way, baby.**
Oil prices increasing because a shortage is expected sometime in the future, not becuase there is actually an oil shortage.
**If we would only spend a fraction on what has already been spent on this insipid war, we would have come up with an alternative and renewable energy source. Then again, I'm one for giving lots of money to scientists and engineers, and other "useless" members of society.**
Enjoying rainy days as something beautiful and natural vs. hating the rain because it keeps you from getting work done.
**If I don't have something that needs to be done, I love lazy, rainy days. If I have to get things done, I'm not so fond of them.**
COuld a person stay fit if the only exercise they got was laughing?
**Maybe your abdominals. But, laughter boosts the brain's serotonin level thus elevating the person's mood. So yuk it up, folks!**
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-21 13:01:02 EDT (#)
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Yeah, living by the water in general can add 10 years to your life (barring hurricanes).
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-21 13:00:12 EDT (#)
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Why, do you sail?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-21 12:59:43 EDT (#)
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Sailing is ace and nice one for living on your own boat. I'd love to live on a boat, far better than a house.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-21 12:58:09 EDT (#)
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It's a sailboat. The make is unimportant to lazy me. I don't use it for bragging rights anyway. It's my floating home. 34 ft. will be tougher to sail alone but I can handle it. If the water was clean enough to fish out of I'd learn how, but I wouldn't trust anything that came out of the water here. It's clean enough to enjoy sailing.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-21 12:56:21 EDT (#)
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You're clearly a total douche, meant in the nicest possible way of course. You'd do better with one liners.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-21 12:54:30 EDT (#)
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Do one line posts generally get good ratings? I saw that your macaroni art of a viscerated cat did okay. I don't know if I can meet that standard. =D
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-08-21 12:54:20 EDT (#)
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I try not to think about those things at all, because they cause a small infuriation bubble to form in my stomach, which travels into my neural pathways, drives up my spinal cord and leaps from there into my basal ganglia which causes my trigger finger to get itchy.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-21 12:53:54 EDT (#)
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Suddenly I like you a whole lot more and am disregarding this post.
Boats, wicked! Why kind of boat have you got / getting?
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-21 12:51:41 EDT (#)
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Going to buy a bigger boat in a couple weeks. The one I currently own is 27 feet (which is small). But its already sold and there's a 34 footer on the way. 34 feet is plenty of room for myself and someone else (whoever that poor fool is going to be). I'm going to sail to the beach this weekend. Hemingway and Joyce are coming. So are guilt, madness, frivolity, and the postman-poet work ethic.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-21 12:51:32 EDT (#)
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If you need directions on how to do it and not fuck it up, see below for words of wisdom.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-08-21 12:49:59 EDT (#)
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Next time post something extremely personal wrapped in a one-line literary guise.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-21 12:47:44 EDT (#)
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And you couldn't think up anything better than this?
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-21 12:46:04 EDT (#)
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Needed to post, my brain hurt this morning.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-08-21 12:45:59 EDT (#)
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Who cares if you haven't read the Bible? Quote the fuck outta that bitch.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-08-21 12:43:41 EDT (#)
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I need to frequent a new community; Uber never has enough content.
I NEED INFORMATION
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-21 12:43:24 EDT (#)
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Don't quote the bible if you've never read it, but alluding to the good/evil dichotomy isn't an uninformed for most people considering its abundant (seemingly endless) parade through mainstream media. But it's so easy and unorigional. sigh
When someone is doing 5 things with two hands and trying to drive + lane change, run them off the road.
Tabloid tv is like someone with inoperable cancer contracting HIV. Soon tabloid television will spawn something more terrible and socially destructive but who cares cause its already growing in your BRAIN!?!? =D
IDK you see people smoking in groups all the time. Sitting around a hooka (sp?) doesn't seem so rediculous.
Art preferred to martial. There's not much room for violence after nearly 6000 years of combating it with social reform.
It's a scandal to raise oil prices without actual shortage. If you get a chance check out the Times' annual report on businesses with highest percentege profits. It lists the 20(?) companies with highest percent profit increase: most of the companies are reporting between 20 and 80%, then you get to the major oil companies and they all report, like, 400% increases! sick
I love da rain.
Yes, laughter could be one's sole source of exercise. And that person would be very healthy.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-21 12:39:55 EDT (#)
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Hay Linus!
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-08-21 12:37:28 EDT (#)
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I just woke up.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-21 12:29:15 EDT (#)
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duh...hence the term "laughing my ass off"
but seriously...hello planet...when the 'mercians are getting ready for summer vacationing the gas prices go up because they know we'll spend it anyway and then they go down again. I paid 3.35 a gallon today which is closer to what I paid last year than what I paid at peak price this year.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-21 12:28:08 EDT (#)
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I am so bored right now!