The Jews For Jesus Wardrobe Malfunction: Uber-Lytton Fiction Contest (677 hits)
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Submitted by The Writer Formerly Known as Yozz (View user info) at 2008-08-22 17:09:19 EDT
Re: http://www.ubersite.com/m/118249
The excessively tall, excessively hairy man grunted as we wiped his excessively blood-stained anus with the oily rag he had retrieved from his briefcase, which held an excessively large cornucopia of hand-me-downs and assorted other what-nots. "I don't remember eating that" he thought to himself as he stuffed the rag back into his briefcase and stepped out into the excessively green and dimly-lit hallway of the best Messianic Jewish Temple in his opinion.
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Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-08-25 15:59:13 EDT (#)
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Incredibly so
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-25 15:43:19 EDT (#)
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OK - just so we're on the same page - Is the guy in the pic above HOT?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-08-25 14:26:37 EDT (#)
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OK
I've rated.
And for the record, I like me some HOT Jew. Not any ol' Jew, you understand.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-08-25 05:18:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Timberwolves_At_New_York (user info) at 2008-08-24 17:10:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-24 15:41:10 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/Doodles/l/tribute
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-24 15:40:23 EDT (#)
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I just now saw this, good show.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-23 08:54:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-23 00:55:01 EDT (#)
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Winner. What the fuck was this even about?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-22 21:18:41 EDT (#)
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This is wonderful.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-22 18:16:54 EDT (#)
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Ron Jeremy isn't Jewish you asshole.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-22 18:00:51 EDT (#)
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Time has not been kind to Tom Jones.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-22 17:44:16 EDT (#)
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ENGLEBERT HUMPERDINK!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-22 17:26:36 EDT (#)
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-22 17:23:56 EDT (#)
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I need to shower after reading that.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-22 17:13:56 EDT (#)
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Also inspired by Doodles
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118228#2767316