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Uber-Lytton Fiction: Sorry, last attempt was 'uninspired' apparently (395 hits)

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Rating: -1.33 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Jack Burton (View user info) at 2008-08-22 18:41:36 EDT


When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-25 10:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This sucked - but I'll give you +2 for putting my review in the title.

Submitted by bubba69 (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2008-08-22 19:25:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2008-08-22 19:22:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-22 18:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Come on Jack, two posts and you still can't get it right? You must be doing something seriously wrong!

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is that what you said here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/56855 ?

Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2008-08-22 19:22:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-22 18:57:28 EDT (#)
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Come on Jack, two posts and you still can't get it right? You must be doing something seriously wrong!

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is that what you said here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/5685 ?

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-22 18:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Come on Jack, two posts and you still can't get it right? You must be doing something seriously wrong!



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