Uberdirectory 2008 (2211 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: 1.52 on 80 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-08-23 01:34:29 EDT
User Reviews
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-03-14 03:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2009-02-23 00:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you for including me :-)
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2009-01-25 00:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll need to do a better picture for UberDirectory 2009
-b
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-10-03 10:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus God, I am so good looking it is almost spiritual.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-10-03 10:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This makes me as happy as I look in my pic.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-09-30 17:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-09-16 10:16:48 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ugly she-beast with 75% body hair, below.
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So you're trying to post a picture BIGGER than the '08 uberdirectory?????
Wow, I didn't know you were so vain, sage...tsk tsk.
Oh, a normal picture should be ok, just no .gif. whatever that is, they will not like it.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-09-23 17:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This should have a picture of Ebola Gay being raped in whatever prison he's holidaying in this week.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-09-16 11:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ugly she-beast with 75% body hair, below.
Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2008-09-16 11:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only requirements are that you not be an ugly she-beast with more than 50% body hair.
So I guess that means you can't participate.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-09-16 11:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I may post a camwhore...what are the pixel requirements for posting pics on this blasted site?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-16 11:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd be insulted, Oathie, but your biceps have zero definition and honestly, I can't take someone like that seriously
Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2008-09-16 11:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WOW YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THIS WHOLE UBERSITE THING HUH
Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2008-09-16 11:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-16 10:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
At least my insults started off at some point being funny
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Really?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-16 10:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow my review just got warped onto the totally wrong post.....
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-16 10:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
At least my insults started off at some point being funny and took a turn for the worse, you ginger daywalking faggot, you've been consistently, awkwardly unfunny since day one
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-09-16 10:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yeah, i like that i'm not in this.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-09-16 10:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
About time. Good effort though. I made a list!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-26 17:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where the fuck is Scourge's? I mean seriously.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-08-26 17:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orphellia totally looks like Tessa Campanelli. Any Canadians here will totally get that one.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-26 10:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty lame, +2 for me and i like phallic.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-26 04:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am sandwiched between two of my favourites. Nice.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-25 20:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a fabulous lineup of pale/chubby/introverted/oddly-attractive-yet-still-quite-repulsive individuals.
kudos.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-08-25 18:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-08-24 02:26:15 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Fresh" as this may seem, as usual you all look exactly as you should.
Including myself.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-25 15:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ask and ye shall receive, nigga.
Good job, boyo!
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-08-25 12:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In no way complete "ass-kisser" post.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-08-25 12:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Needs more Pentameter.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2008-08-25 11:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL method.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-25 08:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus christ, my head looks like a christmas ham compared to everyone else.
SWEET
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-08-24 19:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method's mom is a lucky girl.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-08-24 18:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ubersite is cray zee
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-08-24 11:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a headache.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-24 03:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit! This was to be toe's camwhore debut!
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-08-24 03:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Fresh" as this may seem, as usual you all look exactly as you should.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-24 00:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone come see how good I look.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-08-24 00:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I sent a photo. :(
They call me help, they call me stacey, they call me her, they call me jane. that's not my name. that's not my name.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-08-23 23:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-08-23 22:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dont' see nufhing.
Yes, My rating is reflective of my crap internet connection.
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2008-08-23 17:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more herpes.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-08-23 17:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-23 01:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"OMG WHERE IZ Hidden/lisa/bart/jonukah/kristy swan etc"
If you didn't submit a pic to me or post it on scourge's post, you're not in. No special treatment.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/117042.#2723297
+1 for trying, -2 for failing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-23 15:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS. The best thing about this - besides my picture - is that you left that stupid cunt Banjo off of it.
CONGRATS!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-08-23 15:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
splendid.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-23 14:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would love to see a compilation of all the uber users (ever) with an average of 1.5 or above. Please make this happen and I will +2 it into infinity. Comprehensivity is key. Thanks!
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-08-23 14:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 on general principle
but I feel that it needed more nudity :P
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-08-23 13:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crystle made my list....YOU know which one
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-23 12:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-23 17:18:47 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is 'missed off' anything like pissed off?
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I never get pissed off, bad for the chi and I'm in a Saturday happy place.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-23 12:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Siren and FJ look like they might be related.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-23 12:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is 'missed off' anything like pissed off?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-23 12:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Should have waited for Scourge AND you missed me off. Mark this one draft and sort it out. I posted my Uberdirectory pic! You've also missed off a few intrinsic people (see below, I know they've already been mentioned) you can't just call it a day there when its only half a job!
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-23 12:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for finally putting this to rest. Nice job.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-08-23 11:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
methods an ugly fucker
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-23 11:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's wierd in my pic how my eye seems to follow you around the room.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-23 10:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I beat off...
To myself.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-08-23 10:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the fuck are all these people?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-23 08:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Quint and forensicgrl are hilarious.
Shlongy is simply cool.
Other than that? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-fest
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-23 08:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-23 07:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-15 05:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In addition to the list below we now also have:
sexualchocolate1984
darko
Beano312003
The_Drake
beer_turtle
brdn_nkd
orphelia
experima
X54
DonkeyOnTheEdge
Ducky
Fey
BobSandwich
Crystle
Captain_Thorns
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I emailed you my picture so put me in your god damned list!
Whoah, don't know where that came from. Didn't mean to be agressive, you have my apologies.
You fucking cunt, I will fuck you up.
-P
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SO WHY AM I NOT FUCKING HERE DICK CHEESE?
I AM LEAVING UBER FOREVER NOW CUNT!
-P
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-08-23 07:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Awesome. I still look like I should be dealing mild, and well priced illegal drugs. That or raiding a village. Either is disco in this Cat's book.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-08-23 07:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-23 03:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
missing hot guy below
**************
Oh you must be drunk cause that was hidden.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-08-23 07:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i never thought this was a cool thing to do until now
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-08-23 07:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quints made me fucking laugh
You motherfuckers
oh wait
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-23 06:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice borders
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-08-23 04:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah fame, where have thou been?
Thx.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-08-23 04:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
some damn fine camwhores
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-23 04:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best effort at a Uberdirectory EVER
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-23 03:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
indeed
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-08-23 03:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-23 03:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-08-23 03:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This seems abnormally small.
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I think if you bothered checking you'd find the vast majority are user numbers of >20k.
Normally these include all the MVA out of sycophancy but i wanted to keep it FRESH!
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Did you trove the sign up post? I would think there were more, but whatevs.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-08-23 03:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahah...love the quote
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-23 03:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy's swing is fucked up.
No wonder he cant shoot decent scores.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-23 03:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-08-23 03:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This seems abnormally small.
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I think if you bothered checking you'd find the vast majority are user numbers of >20k.
Normally these include all the MVA out of sycophancy but i wanted to keep it FRESH!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-08-23 03:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This seems abnormally small.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-23 03:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
missing hot guy below
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-23 03:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't need to be in here. everyone already knows what i look like.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-23 03:02:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
several hot guys +2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-23 03:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice work, nerd.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-23 02:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-08-23 02:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 category, (and effort)
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-08-23 02:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My life needs more Hookhand/less Darko
wait, what?
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-08-23 01:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Hookhand/less Darko
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-08-23 01:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good riddance to this
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-08-23 01:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is Shlongy wearing the puffy shirt from Seinfeld?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-23 01:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"OMG WHERE IZ Hidden/lisa/bart/jonukah/kristy swan etc"
If you didn't submit a pic to me or post it on scourge's post, you're not in. No special treatment.
Seriously, I spent enough time looking at you lot, terrified the FBI were gonna bust in at any moment and ask me why i was compiling 50 known rapists into 1 jpeg image.
Also, the size of your pic as it appears here (ahem, coley and sphagnum) was based mainly on how big the original image was, but partly also on how much you earn each year.
And yeh, I was gonna post this on Monday after the weekend lull but considering a post stays on the front page for about 6 months anyway I didn't think it particularly mattered.
Now you can all put your fapping gloves on, if you're not wearing them already, and enjoy.