UberWhore Directory 2008 (2509 hits)
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Submitted by Director (View user info) at 2008-08-23 17:59:35 EDT
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Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2008-08-27 20:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the following line:
She doesn't seem to come around anymore but I can still smell her "vagina" from thousands of miles and many months away. It lingers, much like a beer fart.
You are good sir.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-26 13:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-08-25 17:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-08-25 08:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
c1ndy: http://www.ubersite.com/u/c1ndy
pic: This is time consuming, but I think she had huge funbags.
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pic: http://www.ubersite.com/m/78428
Huge? Those are epic.
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HOLY FUCKING DOGSHIT
You'd need an oxygen tank to climb those fuckers.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-08-26 09:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow! Maybe I should post a camwhore, too!
You should have spent more time on the guys section...that would be entertaining for the female riff raff like myself.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-25 21:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-08-25 03:02:08 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was *shocked* to see what a fat, stupid looking fuck Apollo is
really?
thanks
that is 5 years old in my defense, i'm a lot lighter nowadays
but still, desperate justification by the boy apollo
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2008-08-25 21:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow.
The fact that I only recognize about 5 users on this whole list, and this post is #1 top heated says a lot about the current connection between sites like Ubersite and Myspace.
Fuck.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2008-08-25 18:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Imagine how great it would be to wake up, look over, and see Cabaret_Girl laying next to you? (sigh) only in my dreams, I guess...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-08-25 18:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OHHHH....so the truth comes out!
Coley IS my long-lost sister!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-08-25 17:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
have a +2 courtesy of my 22nd birthday :)
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-08-25 17:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-08-25 08:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
c1ndy: http://www.ubersite.com/u/c1ndy
pic: This is time consuming, but I think she had huge funbags.
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pic: http://www.ubersite.com/m/78428
Huge? Those are epic.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-08-25 17:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-08-25 08:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And of course, Kristy Swan, possibly Uber's first camwhore alter: http://www.ubersite.com/u/Kristyswan
pic: I'll be damned if I wouldn't date rape the shit out of whoever was in these pics, though. Fucking yum. http://www.ubersite.com/m/15010
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Alter? Kristy Swan was real (ly Method)
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-08-25 15:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You would, this is about as funny as cancer
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-25 15:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i like not being on lists.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-08-25 14:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed. I'll admit it.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-08-25 14:37:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh.
fair effort i suppose but you missed many, as has been mentioned and the commentary mostly sucks. a couple of chuckles through the whole but not enough to make this great or even good really.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-25 10:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FIGURED IT OUT
good work
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-25 09:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-25 08:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Right click, Save As..., open in Paint. Worked for me.
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save as isnt an option when right clicking.
I guess im just not meant to look at this.
fuck it
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-25 08:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-08-25 08:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Leilani: http://www.ubersite.com/u/leilani
pic: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83969
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/88629 (NSFW)
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-08-25 08:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I won't say I haven't masturbated to thoughts of most of these women. I won't even say I haven't seen some of them naked. I will, however, say that you missed quite a few gems.
Kristen: http://www.ubersite.com/u/Kristen
pic: http://www.ubersite.com/m/16550
Leilani: http://www.ubersite.com/u/leilani
pic: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83969
Stin: http://www.ubersite.com/u/Stin
pic: There have got to be better, but... http://www.ubersite.com/m/61711
c1ndy: http://www.ubersite.com/u/c1ndy
pic: This is time consuming, but I think she had huge funbags.
Pheonix: http://www.ubersite.com/u/volklcess
pic: Her and Kristen where the queen bees back in the days before Insanethemind was dead. http://www.ubersite.com/m/42036
And of course, Kristy Swan, possibly Uber's first camwhore alter: http://www.ubersite.com/u/Kristyswan
pic: I'll be damned if I wouldn't date rape the shit out of whoever was in these pics, though. Fucking yum. http://www.ubersite.com/m/15010
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-25 08:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're too retarded to READ AND COMPREHEAND the reviews then you don't deserve to get what you want.
You really don't deserve to be alive.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-25 08:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Right click, Save As..., open in Paint. Worked for me.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-25 08:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-08-25 08:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-25 08:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wonder why I cant see this?
does anyone know why this wouldnt show up for me?
Your parents have installed a filthy and naughty filter on your spank-machine.
I would too, if i were them.
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seriously? Im at work right now though.
WTF, I wanna see this, someone please copy the pic and e-mail it to me so I can see it.
I will +2 your last 5 posts for this.
thanks in advance. roththesloth.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-08-25 08:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-25 08:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wonder why I cant see this?
does anyone know why this wouldnt show up for me?
Your parents have installed a filthy and naughty filter on your spank-machine.
I would too, if i were them.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-25 08:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wonder why I cant see this?
does anyone know why this wouldnt show up for me?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-25 04:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hello! Am I here? First Uberdirectory and now the Whoredirectory. Clearly there is a problem with my existence status at the moment.
Good job though.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-08-25 04:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was *shocked* to see what a fat, stupid looking fuck Apollo is
Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2008-08-25 02:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=0f8a9fb62505919704646242d8d7f886
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-08-24 22:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's more damaged goods on display here than you'd find at a recycling center.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-24 22:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's funny. I somehow missed that post from 2005. I was still sort of a n00b then I guess.
But I just read the reviews and it was pretty funny.
That's not even her in the picture is it?
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-24 22:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know you know. It's just a reminder of the shenanigans we pulled back in the day. By the way, the closing ceremonies fron Beijing suck out loud. They blew their creative wad in the opening.
Resorting to riding the IT from South Park around in circles is lame.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-24 21:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know Pentameter is your wife holmes. I just was trying to think of every uberchick I could remember.
For the record, she's one of my favorite writers on this site.
I'm now listening to the Misfits. That post of yours has had me going all day on old skool rock.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-24 21:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahem
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59344
Submitted by Timberwolves_At_New_York (user info) at 2008-08-24 17:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
idiot
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-23 20:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I opened it in mspaint. Don't even ask me how I know how to do that.
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You can also right-click on the image, click View Source, highlight and copy the JPG, then paste it into your browser.
Submitted by bricekrispy (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm you're man TTOM.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Im going to fucking murder my noisy, rude Polack sons-of-whores neighbours and I need an alibi, who wants to hook me up.
Submitted by bubba69 (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-08-24 15:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Definitely some solid skanks here, but they all pale against the Hippolyta of Whores, the Queen of Black Cocks, the Mistress of Multiple Partners. And of course I mean Method's Mom. Her craving of cock has inspired so many overweight women with low self-esteem to log on to this site and further disappoint their absent fathers.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-24 15:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dead wrong Yak fucker below.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-24 15:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I are the winnorz!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-24 14:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-24 14:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He is alcoholic oathmeal.
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Fuck you in the ear, bitch.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-24 14:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He is alcoholic oathmeal.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-24 14:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the fuck is Director?
WHO THE FUCK IS DIRECTOR?!?!?!eleventy!1
I'm your friendly neighborhood alcoholic busboy, of course.
Sheesh where the fuck have *you* been?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-24 13:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-08-24 13:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I mean -1.
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-08-24 13:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the hell is Director?
+2 mentioned me
-1 not funny
-1 I only squirted out 1 kid. Singular.
-1 Seriously... who the fuck is Director?
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DOUBLE Fail.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-08-24 13:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I mean -1.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-08-24 13:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the hell is Director?
+2 mentioned me
-1 not funny
-1 I only squirted out 1 kid. Singular.
-1 Seriously... who the fuck is Director?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-24 13:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-08-24 13:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Another epic, tedious, laugh-free post. Go away.
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You'd best clean your own house before you sling insults, tardsucker.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-08-24 13:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Another epic, tedious, laugh-free post. Go away.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-08-24 11:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Count the contractions. ha
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-08-24 10:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Laughed my ass off
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-08-24 09:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will knife you in your sleep.
Then I'll do math.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-08-24 09:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I suppose this means I'm not a whore.
WOOO HOOO for me.
I'm a'votin for Jeanneee and FG3. Those ladies make me tingle in strange new ways.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-08-24 08:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I only know who half of those chicks are
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-08-24 08:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ballare looks like she dips skoal straight.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-08-24 02:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I see what you're getting at.
0
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-24 00:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-08-23 23:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That 0 you gave me is the same shape as my cunt at rest.
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Ewwwww.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-08-23 23:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fuck everything. I'd fuck you.
That 0 you gave me is the same shape as my cunt at rest.
Kiss kiss.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-23 22:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sauron's 'orcliest' orc below.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-08-23 22:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
thanks for using a GIGANTIC, 3 YEAR OLD picture of me.
I wasn't even insulted properly :(
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-23 21:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-23 20:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It IS nice to have all of my Uber jackoff material in one, easy-to-find, collection.
And that includes Apollo.
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-08-23 21:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's pretty incredible how the best looking women on that list are really plain.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-08-23 21:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for stealing my schtick, you rapist piece of shit
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-23 20:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hilton Head Shitboy changes his tune- Film at 11:00.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-23 20:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It IS nice to have all of my Uber jackoff material in one, easy-to-find, collection.
And that includes Apollo.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-23 20:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I opened it in mspaint. Don't even ask me how I know how to do that.
37???????
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2008-08-23 20:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
department of stupidity department.
you suck, your mother sucks, your sisters sucks, your kids suck, everyone you know sucks.
suck this.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-23 19:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ubmitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-23 19:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Idiot named "Bubba" below.
Nuff said.
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You fucking fool. Shlongy gave you a -2. Nuff said.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-23 19:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You need Mozilla Firefox then, Shlongy.
You'd actually like this post.
You're in it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-23 19:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't see anything except white space and this was FINALLY one Director post that I wanted to see.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-23 19:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Idiot named "Bubba" below.
Nuff said.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-23 19:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For giving Circe a 0. Stupid ass.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-08-23 19:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had to open it in paint, and it took a while to read it, but well done
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-08-23 19:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My prick stirred a little...
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-23 18:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm stinking rich.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-23 18:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Listening to this;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyu7nN3kBnw
while reading this post improved the experience considerably.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-08-23 18:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
..... *blinks* .............
I'm not entirely sure how to react here...
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-23 18:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i vote experima
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-08-23 18:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-23 18:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
queen ashlee's translucent skin caused by a diet of splooge made me lol
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-23 18:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-23 18:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You just complied a list of some of this sites most intelligent and attractive participants, then called them all whores. Nice job.
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I should have included you.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-23 18:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You just complied a list of some of this sites most intelligent and attractive participants, then called them all whores. Nice job.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-23 18:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-23 18:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2008-08-23 18:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You misspelled my name
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2008-08-23 18:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You misspelled my name
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-08-23 18:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no corn_nugget or valerie?
you get an incomplete
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-23 18:17:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ehehehe
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-23 18:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA "SUCKY" ..BECAUSE I LIKE TO SUCK! GOOD ONE!
Oh come on, I'm at least a 7.