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Good Night, Summer Songs (590 hits)

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Rating: 0.1 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by InkyFingers (View user info) at 2008-08-27 22:09:48 EDT


Summer time
And the livin is easy
Fish are jumpin
And the cotton is high
Oh, your daddy's rich
And your mother's good lookin
So hush little baby
Don't you cry

One of these mornins
you're gonna rise up singin
spread your wings
and take to the sky
Till that day comes
there's nothing can harm you
with pappy and mammy
standin by

Summer time
and the livin is easy
fish are jumpuin
and the cotton is high
Oh, your daddy's rich
And your mother's good lookin
So hush little baby
Don't you cry.

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And a lewd picture for the non P&B fans.




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Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-31 14:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I just looked around on Myspace and I'm happy to say that some of the people that were fuckin with me are now getting theirs. Goes around ------------------------------->
<------------------------comes around. And I'm not even the one doing it! 8p

Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-08-28 15:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Reviews jogged my memory of seeing Janes Addiction in 2002. They once were a quality band however that was the second worst gig I've ever been to. (Worst was Radiohead).

Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2008-08-28 14:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I thought this was going to be a Sublime song when I saw the first line but you went and fucked it up. Here is what you should have written:


Summer time and the livings easy
Bradley's on the microphone with ras M.G
All the people in the dance will agree that
We're well qualified to represent the LBC
G, me and Louie
Run to the party, dance to the rhythm
It gets harder

Me and my girl, we got this relationship
I love her so bad, but she treats me like shit
I'm locked down like a penitentiary
She spreads her lovin all over and when she gets home,
There's none left for me

Oh take this veil from off my eyes
My burning sun will someday rise
So what am I gonna be doing for a wife
Said I'm gonna play it myself
Show them now we've come off the shelf.. so what

Evil, I've come to tell you that she's evil
Most definitely
Evil, ornery, scandalous and evil
Most definitely
The tension is getting harder
I'd like to hold her . . . head underwater, oh

Me and my girl
We got a relationship

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-28 13:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How many computers have you hacked?

Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-28 13:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Cause my boss just walked in and gave me a promotion even though I spend most my day dicking off on Ubersite. He said I am management material...

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-28 12:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

bleh.....-2poetry

Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-28 08:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

shit

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-28 07:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"

You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt,
OKAY!

I feel you watching me, over there
Come to me, if you care
Don't sit and stare, it's just not fair
Make your move, if you dare

What what

I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"

You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt,
OKAY!

It's okay, if you have a little fright
Don't you worry, I won't bite (not that hard)
If you wan't it, I'll give you power
Just be gentle, I'm delicate like a flower

I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"

I will give you what you need
all I wan't is your big fat seed
give it to me if you please
give it to me if you please

I will give you what you need
all I wan't is your big fat seed
give it to me if you please
give it to me if you please

I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"

You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt,
OKAY!

I said: "What what, in the butt"
(I will give you what you need)
I said: "What what, in the butt"
(all I wan't is your big fat seed)
I said: "What what, in the butt"
(give it to me if you please)
I said: "What what, in the butt"
(give it to me if you please)

You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
(I will give you what you need)
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
(all I wan't is your big fat seed)
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
(give it to me if you please)
Let's do it in the butt,
(give it to me if you please)
OKAY!

I said: "what what" okay.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-08-28 07:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-08-28 07:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-27 22:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Fell into
A sea of grass
And disappeared among
The shady blades
Children all
Ran over me
Screaming tag!
You are the one!

He trips her as
Her sandals fail
She says stop!
I'm a girl
Whose fingernails are made
Of mother's pearl

Yellow buttercup
Helicopters
Orange buttercat
Chasing after
The crazy bee
Mad about somebody

Me and my girlfriend
Don't wear no shoes
Her nose is painted pepper sunlight
She loves me
I mean it's serious
As serious can be

She sings a song and
I listen to what it says:
If you want a friend
Feed any animal
There was so much space
I cut me a piece
With some fine wine
It brought peace to my mind
In the summertime..
And it rolled

summertime rolls..

---------------

once again cos it's janes addiction.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-08-28 05:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Waterloo Sunset

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-08-28 03:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-08-28 02:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-28 02:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love that song.

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-28 00:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Have you heard Type O Negative's cover of Jasmine?

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-27 23:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love how the radio station I listen to plays songs that I love but never remember to look up and then forget about.


Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-08-27 22:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Pick up the pieces (x4)



HA!



Or


Winding your way down on Baker Street
Light in your head and dead on your feet
Well another crazy day, you'll drink the night away
And forget about everything.

This city desert makes you feel so cold
It's got so many people but it's got no soul
And it's taken you so long to find out you were wrong
When you thought it held everything.

You used to think that it was so easy,
You used to say that it was so easy
But you're tryin', you're tryin' now.
Another year and then you'd be happy
Just one more year and then you'd be happy
But you're cryin', you're cryin' now.

Way down the street there's a light in his place
He opens the door, he's got that look on his face
And he asks you where you've been, you tell him who you've seen
And you talk about anything.

He's got this dream about buyin' some land
He's gonna give up the booze and the one night stands
And then he'll settle down, in some quiet little town
And forget about everything.

But you know he'll always keep movin'
You know he's never gonna stop movin'
Cause he's rollin', he's the rollin' stone.
And when you wake up it's a new morning
The sun is shining, it's a new morning
But you're going, you're going home.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-27 22:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Yip yip yip yip
yip yip yip yip
bop bop bop bop bop
get a job
na nana na nanana na
get a job
na nana na nanana na
get a job
na nana na nananana
get a job
na nana na na nana na na
yip yip yip yip
yip yip yip yip
bop bop bop bop bop
get a job

Submitted by Brian_Johns (user info) at 2008-08-27 22:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck off Method.

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-08-27 22:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bad 70's song quoting fag below


Submitted by Brian_Johns (user info) at 2008-08-27 22:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

See the curtains hanging in the window
In the evening on a Friday night
A little light a-shining through the window
Lets me know every thing's all right

Summer breeze, makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind
Summer breeze, makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind

See the paper laying on the sidewalk
A little music from the house next door
So I walk on up to the door step
Through the screen and across the floor

Summer breeze, makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind
Summer breeze, makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind

Sweet days of summer, the jasmine's in bloom
July is dressed up and playing her tune
When I come home from a hard day's work
And you're waiting there, not a care in the world

Summer breeze, makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind
Summer breeze, makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind

See the smile a waiting in the kitchen
Food cooking and the plates for two
Feel the arms that reach out to hold me
In the evening when the day is through

Summer breeze, makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind
Summer breeze, makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-27 22:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It will be raining anvils on the day I take advice from "Schlongey's".

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-27 22:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't really see what a peanut butter and jelly sandwich has to do with this.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-27 22:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Throw up a white flag...you stink.

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-27 22:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

P&b is dated by gender/race depictions, but the music (expecially Ella and Louis) is simply




amazing. (and

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-27 22:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh..PORGY AND BESS

*relief*


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-27 22:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Fell into
A sea of grass
And disappeared among
The shady blades
Children all
Ran over me
Screaming tag!
You are the one!

He trips her as
Her sandals fail
She says stop!
I'm a girl
Whose fingernails are made
Of mother's pearl

Yellow buttercup
Helicopters
Orange buttercat
Chasing after
The crazy bee
Mad about somebody

Me and my girlfriend
Don't wear no shoes
Her nose is painted pepper sunlight
She loves me
I mean it's serious
As serious can be

She sings a song and
I listen to what it says:
If you want a friend
Feed any animal
There was so much space
I cut me a piece
With some fine wine
It brought peace to my mind
In the summertime..
And it rolled

summertime rolls..

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-27 22:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

P & B?

Please tell me that isn't short for some band that remade the song for the 5000th time and isn't Ella Fitzgerald or Billie Holiday or Janis Joplin.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-08-27 22:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ha ha, you just fucked up too.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89678


Hey! Let's do that 2,000-pound man thing. I'll be that Carl Reiner guy,
and you be what's-his-face.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Patty and Selma