What do I do? (We have six hours to decide) (755 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.52 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Glennfullstop (View user info) at 2008-08-29 21:28:02 EDT
It's not really 'romance'. We met at a club a few years ago and ended up going out to her car to get better acquainted - that is, within reasonably respectable boundaries of what can be considered civilised in a night club car park.
Recently she popped up on Facebook so I dropped her a line. Below is the exchange of messages so far.
Glenn
August 27
no kidding, it's (girl)!... funnily enough I was in the Hawthorn station car park last night. Oh the memories.
(girl)
August 28
haha!! i forgot about that... how are you? what you been up to? still up to your old habits... taking girls to the carpark outside of switch... so wrong!
Glenn
August 28
Actually I was catching up with an old mate I worked with as a bouncer, he just happens to be working at ###### now. Seen any good car parks lately? :P
I've been good, I'm doing first year professional writing and editing at the moment. I had a cyst removed from my spine late last year so now I'm finally fully recovered, just getting back into gym and work recently. How have you been?
(girl)
August 28
wow! thats a bit intense... good to hear your doing ok though!
im doing paramedics now, went to europe for a month over july... just saving up to go away again!
we should catch up sometime
... and i havent seen any good car parks lately! :P
Glenn
Today
Wow, Europe. That's some fancy shit. I went to Tasmania once, does that count? Not for anything good I suppose.
" we should catch up sometime "
that. Where you at tonight?
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That brings me to now, 11:30AM Saturday. What does it all mean, Uber? All replies in the form of stage musicals please. Text will suffice if stage music is unavailable (please try to describe the sort of music you might set this advice to, just to help explain things).
How do I not fuck this up? I'm 21 and know my limitations, I'm bound to make retarded oversights here. Does anyone know something I don't here?
User Reviews
Submitted by Naplander (user info) at 2008-08-30 15:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-30 11:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-29 23:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Your pneumatic framing nailer in the pic is not attached to an air supply. Much as you'd like to do so, it cannot be used to drive Crescent-Head Zinc-Coated 28-degree wire-collated 16-penny framing nails into the girl's skull. Your problem is obvious.
Your tool doesn't work.
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Easy fix.
http://www.paslode-cordless.com/
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-08-30 10:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Be a man. Buy a blow-up doll.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-08-30 09:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
really?
"hey long time no see, how are you? I'm good...i am a dirtbag bouncer and had a cyst removed recently."
realliy? REALLY?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-30 05:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha at Skrap and Saccy
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-30 04:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're dysfunctional.
are you autistic or something?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-08-30 02:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
just go already and stop being a bitch.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-30 01:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was a good idea, but I can't say the conversation really grabbed me. But still a good idea.
Submitted by Aussie_em (user info) at 2008-08-30 00:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your a disgrace to melbourne. get the fuck out
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-30 00:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"funnily enough?"
you're a tool.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-29 23:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've been good, I'm doing first year professional writing and editing
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Stop.
You can't.
Really.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-08-29 23:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I think you're reading way too much into it, you self-loathing, narcissistic stalker.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-29 23:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Your pneumatic framing nailer in the pic is not attached to an air supply. Much as you'd like to do so, it cannot be used to drive Crescent-Head Zinc-Coated 28-degree wire-collated 16-penny framing nails into the girl's skull. Your problem is obvious.
Your tool doesn't work.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-08-29 22:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
she wants it (in the butt).
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-29 22:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TIME FOR CAKE AND SODOMY
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-08-29 22:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It seems she wants to see you again, so I fail to see the issue. Do you want to date her? Then take her to a light dinner. Do you want to fuck her? Then take her back to your place.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-29 21:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't understand the question.
With all due respect- if it's just about getting some and you can somehow manage to fuck it up with a girl who had no problem hooking up with you in a parking lot and who now wants to see you again, you might be beyond help.