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Fucking My Bitches (It's That Time of Year) NSFW (2302 hits)

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Rating: 1.68 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by X54 (View user info) at 2008-08-30 01:30:15 EDT




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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-27 12:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Trusty Boy Scout reflector signal +2

Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2008-09-01 04:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Those pillows look comfy....


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-31 17:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Beave at its finest (below)

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-08-31 17:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Botany at it's finest.

Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2008-08-31 15:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not into weed, but I'd like to get into that chick on the bottom.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-31 13:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Drugs are bad.

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-31 00:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Smartass below.

Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2008-08-30 22:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

US Navy..."Death From Above" Division.

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-30 21:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If you recognized the survival mirror, I'm guessing you were in the military?

Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2008-08-30 20:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

so THAT'S what those survival mirrors are used for...very nice.

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-08-30 20:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

attaboy

Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-08-30 16:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Best thing you've ever posted.











Almost.

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2008-08-30 11:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was great.

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-30 10:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm watching a falcon (I think it's a peregrine) fuck with the jays in my yard. He (or she?) has been coming around most mornings for the past few weeks. About a dozen jays will gang up on him, but they're afraid to get too close. They're about the same size, the falcon and the jays. The falcon's a little bigger, but not much. I think he's waiting to get one of the jays from behind. Either that or he's just playing, because I've never seen him actually take one down.

He'll kick back in a tree and wait for the jays to go back to scrounging for acorns. When he spots one who's not paying attention, he'll suddenly swoop down on it. All hell breaks out because at least one of the other jays is keeping an eye out and sounds the alarm. The falcon chases the jay for a few seconds with the rest of the pack trailing behind, squawking like a lunchroom full of Vietnamese production workers. Sometimes he'll rough the jay up a little, but never enough to hurt it. At least not yet. Then he leads the pack on a merry chase.

God damn can that bird fly! He's as maneuverable as a bat and way faster. He could leave the jays behind in a second if he wanted to. Instead he flies tight little figure eights or circles in and around the trees until the jays are going in all different directions, flying into each other and shit. It's like watching the cops try and catch Burt Reynolds in one of those old Smokey and the Bandit movies.

Falcons FTW!


Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-08-30 09:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I had some seed from my last purple, and planted them this spring.
And what happenned? It's 1 big gay-fest. All fucking males.No weed for me this winter.


Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-08-30 07:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay, I giggled.

Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-08-30 06:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-08-30 06:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I just woke up, having passed out during the ballgame, which the good team won, apparently. I don't know what you're trying to express here, but that is one fine pooper.

Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-08-30 05:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-08-30 02:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-08-30 02:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-30 01:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ha ha ha ha. That was worth clicking on.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-08-30 01:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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