Ten Women Who Would Have Made Better Veep Picks for McCain (71926 hits)
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Submitted by Razor <Jeremy_21117.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-08-30 02:09:04 EDT
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2008-11-25 15:10:13 EST (#)
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+3
Submitted by Squissel (user info) at 2008-10-17 19:18:54 EDT (#)
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p.s. You have to write more shit like this. Another +2.
Submitted by Squissel (user info) at 2008-10-17 19:17:15 EDT (#)
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I have friends that have seen this and had no idea it was written by you. I've been told that it will be mentioned on a radio show in Hawaii (hope that's not a problem). Point being? You're hella funny.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-17 01:28:17 EDT (#)
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again- this is one of your best posts ever.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-10-16 23:05:52 EDT (#)
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Thought I rated this the first time 'round.
Submitted by DiamondEyes228 (user info) at 2008-10-11 02:29:52 EDT (#)
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awesome.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2008-10-11 00:07:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-09-13 20:50:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2008-09-12 14:49:09 EDT (#)
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Cheers!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-09-09 15:37:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phuchuebuddy (user info) at 2008-09-06 15:09:33 EDT (#)
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Very good
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-09-04 11:52:30 EDT (#)
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I apologize profusely and unreservedly for not commenting the first time around.
B@W.
Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-09-03 21:48:01 EDT (#)
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Deja vu? Fuck it.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-09-03 16:04:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheStitch (user info) at 2008-09-03 14:18:06 EDT (#)
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This is simply an instant classic.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-09-03 10:23:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-09-03 09:42:54 EDT (#)
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I laughed out loud at a couple of these.
The way I see it, the president is a figurehead. He or She really can't do anything 100% on their own, other than being my representative to people around the world. When you think about it that way, McSame seems like a horrible choice.
Also, Obama doesn't want to fuck with my uterus. And, he hasn't gone on record saying that he doesn't think I deserve to make the same amount of money as my male counterparts. Oh, and he doesn't want to take away my right to be on birth control, so guess what? Fuck McCain.
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-09-02 23:41:43 EDT (#)
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Cindy McCain- GMILF.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-09-02 16:58:56 EDT (#)
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Nice to see you're back?!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-09-02 15:48:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-09-02 10:10:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-09-02 09:47:16 EDT (#)
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I think I'd still be willing to brave the SDT's to stick my penis in Jenna Jameson.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-09-02 07:53:45 EDT (#)
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you sir, or ma'am, cause I dont know. Kick fucking ass.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-09-01 19:28:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-09-01 08:18:30 EDT (#)
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Look at this double barrel packin' mufucka!
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do it's Dos Equis."
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-08-31 22:22:14 EDT (#)
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Yes, Donkey. I agree McCain is exactly like Hillary. In fact, all the candidates are exactly the same. Seriously. No matter who wins (Obama probably) everything will remain the same. Mark my words. I will not be voting in this election, or probably any other election in my lifetime. I have discovered that I don't believe in government, period. We don't need it.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2008-08-31 21:27:03 EDT (#)
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My mistake.
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-08-31 19:24:33 EDT (#)
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I might have picked a younger porn star, but this is fantastic.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-31 18:36:53 EDT (#)
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Nicely done.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-31 13:55:00 EDT (#)
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Kicker of all ass. Fucking awesome.
Stop doing better picture posts than me.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-08-31 13:21:16 EDT (#)
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sigh, another list I didn't make it onto...
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-31 03:01:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-31 01:02:52 EDT (#)
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I think he meant 'female' by 'minority'
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Well then he's a fucking idiot.
Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-08-31 01:18:39 EDT (#)
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Seriously. Skee is a pile of worthless wrapped in Methods moms vagina. So he's cheap, too.
Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-08-31 01:17:07 EDT (#)
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Also, fuck skee.
Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-08-31 01:16:24 EDT (#)
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Brilliant.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-31 01:02:52 EDT (#)
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I think he meant 'female' by 'minority'
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-31 00:56:25 EDT (#)
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How exactly is Palin a minority, d-prime?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2008-08-31 00:36:22 EDT (#)
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Was it McCain who said at the Republican debates that a VP should be whoever can be the best president?
McCain's an inch away from death, so after criticizing Obama for being young and inexperienced he takes this 42 year-old obviously picked because of her gender a heartbeat away from the presidency? I'm not a huge "McCain is an old fuck don't vote for him"-er but that's insane. McCain might have the vitality of a 20 year-old but he still has a higher chance of dieing suddenly so why the hell is he picking this thing as his VP?
Watch Hillary have a conniption when McCain kicks the bucket and this dumb luck kid is the first female president.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-31 00:26:42 EDT (#)
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Which is better for obama.
McCain fucked up.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2008-08-31 00:25:38 EDT (#)
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So Barack nominated an old guy with foreign policy experience and McCain nominated a minority in her early 40s. The VP debate will be an inversion of the P debate.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2008-08-31 00:22:44 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha. The very fact that Barack was there was hilarious.
"I've heard the Libertarian party is going to take votes from McCain much like Nader took votes from Gore in 2000. Then there's Barack Obama, who will take even more votes from McCain."
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-08-30 20:50:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-08-30 20:00:09 EDT (#)
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heh
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-08-30 19:25:58 EDT (#)
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Mesmerizing.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2008-08-30 19:25:34 EDT (#)
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I would have chosen Biel over Theron. They could just replay that five-second clip from "I now pronounce you Chuck & Larry" with her butt-jiggle to get that extra 1% of people in comas.
Also, you forgot to mention that Jenna Jameson would seal the elusive zombie vote.
Good effort.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2008-08-30 18:27:18 EDT (#)
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*serious 18th fairway golf clap for the effort*
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-30 17:20:41 EDT (#)
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About 45 minutes before her announcement, 'someone' with the username "young trigg" did a shitload of favorable editing on her wikipedia page. (Trigg is her son's name)
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&limit=500&target=Young+Trigg
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-08-30 16:35:18 EDT (#)
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Don't forget about Method's Mom. She would totally the "black guy with big penis" vote. In her ass.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-08-30 15:53:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-30 07:14:17 EDT (#)
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Ann Coulter wouldn't appeal to one-issue pro-lifers. She eats babies. *shiver*
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They're illegal immigrants so it balances out.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-30 15:50:46 EDT (#)
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I bet women really hate Charlize Theron. She's hot, and talented (very good in North Country, great in Monster).
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-08-30 15:47:00 EDT (#)
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This is pretty great.
That's my favorite Babs quote (about the coffins). More people should know she said it. I hope it's quoted excessively after she dies, as a way of remembering how great of a woman she really was.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-30 14:24:32 EDT (#)
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Lisa Simpson
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-30 13:26:41 EDT (#)
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Jeremy, this is the greatest post ever. i don't come to ubersite anymore because no one posts stuff like this anymore (and because that bart guy is a total fag).
you have brought back a little bit of the spirit of the ubersite us older users once knew.
not to mention this was funny as hell. especially the parts about Coulter and Jenna.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-30 13:04:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-30 12:28:40 EDT (#)
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The first one was semi-funny, this one is okay.
Don't do more.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-08-30 12:09:13 EDT (#)
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I Lol'd
Submitted by Jorge_Burrito (user info) at 2008-08-30 12:00:09 EDT (#)
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Outstanding
Submitted by bugblender (user info) at 2008-08-30 11:26:24 EDT (#)
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Brilliantly done...
best post i've read here in weeks.
Suitble for publishing to somewhere important as in "Anywhere but Uber."
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-30 10:59:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skee (user info) at 2008-08-30 05:52:28 PDT (#)
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TAKE THAT!
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You should -2 this another ten or twenty times to really sink the average rating. Don't worry if it doesn't look like it's having any effect at first. It takes Bart a little while to recalculate the stats. Just keep working at it.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-30 10:55:15 EDT (#)
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Nicely done and well researched. I didn't know that about Jenna Jameson.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-08-30 10:47:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-08-30 10:06:14 EDT (#)
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one more
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-08-30 10:05:53 EDT (#)
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have another for skee being a prick
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-08-30 10:05:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-08-30 09:53:19 EDT (#)
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Lovely
B@W
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-08-30 09:53:16 EDT (#)
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Nice spell-check notification.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-08-30 09:09:55 EDT (#)
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Heh
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-08-30 09:06:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skee (user info) at 2008-08-30 08:52:28 EDT (#)
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TAKE THAT!
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So you clicked on an obviously political post.... why?
Submitted by skee (user info) at 2008-08-30 08:53:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skee (user info) at 2008-08-30 08:52:28 EDT (#)
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TAKE THAT!
Submitted by skee (user info) at 2008-08-30 08:52:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skee (user info) at 2008-08-30 08:52:02 EDT (#)
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iti
Submitted by skee (user info) at 2008-08-30 08:51:46 EDT (#)
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pol
Submitted by skee (user info) at 2008-08-30 08:51:36 EDT (#)
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hate
Submitted by skee (user info) at 2008-08-30 08:51:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-08-30 07:52:33 EDT (#)
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Fact below.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-08-30 07:18:05 EDT (#)
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Nothing like a good old fashioned "pictures with words" post.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-30 07:14:17 EDT (#)
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Ann Coulter wouldn't appeal to one-issue pro-lifers. She eats babies. *shiver*
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-30 07:11:46 EDT (#)
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This stings less now that I've figured out that I'm a Libertarian. Why aren't you voting for McCain? He's a Democrat, right? He's like Hilary without the penis.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-08-30 06:36:41 EDT (#)
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I'd tea-bag most of 'em.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-30 05:28:35 EDT (#)
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Yeah... I saw her first public speech last night and she started it by talking about her kids. Then talking about how wonderful her kids are, then talking about where they were and how happy they would be to see their mother runnung for vp. THen discussing her family in general. Then she started talking about care bears, then she held up a picture of the guy she had a crush on in high school, then she reminded everyone that there were brownies for sale in the lobby then I changed the channel.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-08-30 05:04:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-08-30 04:36:15 EDT (#)
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Excellent work.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-30 04:15:54 EDT (#)
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I do not agree with what you say, but I'll defend unto death your right to be funny saying it.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-30 04:13:42 EDT (#)
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B@W
this was fucking excellent
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-08-30 03:27:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-08-30 03:24:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-08-30 02:25:10 EDT (#)
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