I'm So Drunk, You're Mum's Good Looking (807 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.57 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Replen (View user info) at 2008-08-30 17:35:09 EDT
I'm listening to crappy 90s music at the moment. (Breakfast at Tiffany's right now). The feel-good feeling of this music and my drunkeness is causing me to abandon any common sense I have and actually press the submit button with this shit.
Things that the world could do without:
1. Fat girls with small tits.
2. Americans who watch David Letterman.
3. Men called Rupert, Giles or Bryson.
4. Anyone who doesn't think David Hasselhoff still rocks.
5. People who walk slower than me.
6. That sewage Brooklyn Beer.
Less Than Jake - yeah.
I just beat my best time around Monaco on Gran Turismo. Whooo!!
The Last 5 DVDs I Watched Were:
- How I Met Your Mother : Season 2
- It's Always Sunny In Philadephia : Season 1
- NYPD Blue : Season 4
- That 70s Show : Season 7
- My Name Is Earl : Season 2
My Favourite Alcoholic Beverages Are:
1. Peroni
2. Moretti
3. Vodka & Canada Dry
4. Guinness
5. Fosters
I met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes the other day. I called her up for a date but unfortunately she had popped her clogs!
User Reviews
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-10-02 19:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know I just don't like fat chicks period. Fat is directly connected to lazyness and lack of self control. Dont give me that bullshit about a gland problem either, I bet not even 10% of fat people have a thyroid problem even though all of you claim that is why you are the way you are.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-10-02 19:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been trying to find 'It's always sunny in Phi...' on DVD, they don't seem to have it here :(
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2008-10-02 18:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW!
There you go, faggle
But...it doesn't really matter because you're just a troll...Oh well, there ya are!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-09-01 09:28:26 EDT (#)
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I'm with you on fat girls with small tits.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2008-09-01 08:08:04 EDT (#)
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i got to the letterman bashing then i said, "this guy obviously sucks cock so loudly that he can't hear how gerat letterman's jokes are."
you suck and i hope you choke on one of those dicks you're always sucking on.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-31 19:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post sucked more dick than method's mom.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-08-31 17:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Minus 2.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-31 15:40:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-30 23:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
We should hang out. We could drink Guinness and talk about... uhm, well, how good Guinness is and pretty much nothing else. Maybe howzabout we don't then. Yeah.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-08-30 19:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this.
But I don't like you.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-08-30 19:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're spelling suks
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-30 19:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
crab something and ramen. It wasn't bad
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-30 19:04:50 EDT (#)
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hmmmm....
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-08-30 19:04:18 EDT (#)
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Asahi and Chicken Katsu Curry?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-30 18:58:03 EDT (#)
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I just got in from a night of drinking and eating japanese food.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-08-30 18:53:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-30 23:38:05 BST (#)
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YOU'RE MUM
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It took me a while. But I realise the error now. That's the second time I fucked up a title.
YOU'RE from the UK. What you doing up this late? Don't answer, I don't care. I'm going to watch Law & Order and fall asleep to it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-30 18:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU'RE MUM
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-08-30 18:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I, too, hate fat chicks with small boobs. It's a slap in the face.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-08-30 18:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you melt