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Cotton, Cheese, Guitars (465 hits)

Category: General

Rating: -1.46 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by PepsiCoke (View user info) at 2008-08-30 21:12:18 EDT


Scenario:

Big asshole aliens invade Earth and say they're going to blow us all up unless we get rid of one of the following:

A.) Cheese
B.) Cotton
C.) Guitars


Which two do you choose to keep?









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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-16 02:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

cotton

Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-09-16 00:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Funkadelic was funking awesome.

Submitted by Clamato (user info) at 2008-09-15 00:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

guitars
because we need cheese for pizza
and cotton to keep the youknowwhats busy.

and if we have guitars then the youknowwhats will just continue to get funkadelic and we just cant have that in a functioning society.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-09-15 00:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-31 15:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Scenario:

Big asshole aliens invade Earth and say they're going to blow us all up unless we get rid of one of the following:

A.) Cheese
B.) Cotton
C.) Guitars
d.) PepsiCoke


Which two do you choose to keep?

-------------

Do I need to answer?

Submitted by bugblender (user info) at 2008-08-31 02:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Lets choose item number 4...
post just like this.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-08-31 00:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

really

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2008-08-31 00:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Cotton. Duh.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-31 00:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

if cats were on this list I would choose that.

but then jack would kill himself.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-30 23:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-08-30 23:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No regrets

Submitted by Jorge_Burrito (user info) at 2008-08-30 22:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

terrible

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-30 22:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2008-08-30 22:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

and here's the river card...Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crap -2, shouldn't have pushed ALL IN.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-30 21:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-30 21:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-30 21:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Let me set the tone here...




I can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes, but what
about those really smart ones who live among us who rollerskate and smoke
cigars?

-- Homer Simpson, on Heaven
The Telltale Head