So, they don't like Ubersite... (633 hits)
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Ubersite
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Ubersite is a site full of assjockey faggots founded by Bart Cilfone, a WOPDAGO (lol) from Illinois, in 1999. It is a place where people who are "bored at work" (read: whoring themselves out in the streets) can post crappy stories and other people can rate them on a scale from -2 to +2. Occasionally, Ubersite has a big hit story about every month or so, getting about 40,000 views and getting linked on sites like CollegeHumor.
HOWEVER, they hate 4chan, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and they profane the tradition of Caturday by instead calling them "Lolcats", and refusing to acknowledge that 4chan created them, instead claiming that they themselves did, one of the most intolerable offenses to 4chan physically possible. For this reason, they must be destroyed. COMMENCE DDoS NAO FOR GREAT JUSTICE
[edit] How to DDoS Ubersite
NOTE: www.ubersite.com HAS BEEN BLACKLISTED ON MEGALOADER. USE www.ubersite.net INSTEAD FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE.
1. Go to Megaloader.
2. Copy and paste the following into the image list:
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1132077441804624380/1/Greeting%20Cards.bmp
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1135526721589831472/1/Xhristmas.bmp
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1157386819117432432/1/it.bmp
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1162434921502418530/1/That's%20Popetastic!.bmp
http://stuff.ubersite.com/112243724050322603/1/shelly_hordichuk.gif
http://stuff.ubersite.com/115398248357154206/1/pancho%20and%20me.bmp
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1164858824523817437/1/TheRareAulTimes.bmp
http://stuff.ubersite.com/11769080878182356/1/Bucketfuck.bmp
http://stuff.ubersite.com/11179491375923586/1/igotbeef.bmp
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1124295150578216024/1/my%20sweet%20baby%20gets%20down.gif
http://stuff.ubersite.com/113893743934617139/1/preview/Fuck%20Rhode%20Island.bmp
http://stuff.ubersite.com/113465658595175943/1/media3.jpg
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1171427577173917885/1/Monkey%20Steals%20the%20Peach.bmp
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1140528377168722366/1/al_bundy_would_be_proud.bmp
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1156737609408818694/1/GRAPES.bmp
3. For the message to put in the server logs, put "YOU HAVE BEEN HACKED BY EBAUMSWORLD".
4. Leave the multiplier at x1. Any higher slows you down. (Believe me, I tried.)
5. Click the "Megaload" button and the DDoS should commence, with the bandwidth being leeched at an average of ~88 megabytes/sec (7.6 TB/day).
6. Leave it running and link others to this page and tell them to do this as well.
7. ?????
8. PROFIT!
Retrieved from "http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ubersite"
Category: Sites
----------------------------------------------------------------Can we consider this a declaration of war and spam-nuke them to death.
HAR!
User Reviews
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-04 16:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Those 4chan freaks make Uber people look calm, rational, well-adjusted and mature.
That said, I love me some /b/.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-09-04 14:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-09-04 09:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
do not fuck with /b/
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-09-04 09:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-09-04 09:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't really read it, but whatever...no negative points...it got my attention, at least.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-09-04 08:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I remember a better time in my life, before I read this post.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-09-04 00:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-09-03 21:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Y HALO THAR 2006 NEWS.
I THOUGHT YOU LEFT ME TWO YEARS AGO.
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Doodles is funny, whoda thunkit.
Submitted by goatfucker (user info) at 2008-09-04 00:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-09-03 19:44:01 EDT (#)
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BTW:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Eveready
Great Wikipedia article. It seems like it would be from ED, but this it's Wikipedia.
Haha, that fucking kills me.
Eveready's Technique
Eveready's technique - a singular individual performing a double-penetration - has been dubbed "dog-washing" as a verb, or otherwise "dog-in-the-bathtub" by many fans. This is mostly due to the fact that the action has been likened to being "as hard as washing a dog in a bathtub" or trying to "keep dogs in a bathtub" in reference to keeping his testicles in the anus. [3] [4]. However, the porn industry's term for this procedure of solo double penetration is "booyah", or "issuing a booyah", as Eveready reminds the audience after liberating his testicles from temporary imprisonment. The meaning of the closing line, "OOOOOOOOEEEEEE dawg!" as Tony attempts reinsertion, is a matter of debate amongst scholars.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-09-03 23:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't care.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-09-03 23:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm glad you have real problems
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-09-03 22:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's nice. Run along now and play.
Submitted by DanielJackings (user info) at 2008-09-03 21:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do not go up against /b/. They will wipe uber off the internets in a heartbeat.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-09-03 21:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh this was maltese ages ago btw
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-09-03 21:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-09-03 18:45:59 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-03 18:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck those baby rapers! We must destroy them. Burn their houses and rape their women!
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Hell we can't be bothered to rape OUR women half the time, why should we rape theirs?
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA!!!
Is it just me or does the interweb get gheyer by the hour?
Uber's never claimed lolcats, although we may have coined the term.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-09-03 21:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Y HALO THAR 2006 NEWS.
I THOUGHT YOU LEFT ME TWO YEARS AGO.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-09-03 19:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-03 18:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck those baby rapers! We must destroy them. Burn their houses and rape their women!
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Hell we can't be bothered to rape OUR women half the time, why should we rape theirs?
:P
I do agree they need some major ass raping goodness just on GP
Submitted by Aadarm (user info) at 2008-09-03 19:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
People on Ubersite don't like Ubersite... So who cares?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-09-03 19:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is old news - I am an Anon and this smells like a personal army request (which Anonymous won't tolerate). Essentially I'm guessing some ex-Uberer, perhaps I_Have_A_Kristen_Fetish or Maltese, is using lolcats (which Anonymous HAS raided sites for in the past) to try and trick Anons into ddosing Ubersite. Also, most Anons except for 4chan people completely disregard ED as being anything close to accurate.
In reality the 5 or 6 people who would actually do what it said would ddos until bored and it probably wouldn't do anything to Ubersite at all.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-09-03 19:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BTW:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Eveready
Great Wikipedia article. It seems like it would be from ED, but this it's Wikipedia.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-09-03 19:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
/b/ is a lot more lively than Ubersite, and Encyclopedia Dramatica has some pretty good articles on it. If there was a war, I would probably take the side of ED.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-09-03 18:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is old news, but I still find it funny people would get upset about cat pictures.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-09-03 18:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Old news.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-03 18:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck those baby rapers! We must destroy them. Burn their houses and rape their women!