Spam From My Inbox, Part 1 (455 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.16 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Medley of Evil (The Anti-Emo) (View user info) at 2008-09-06 17:52:55 EDT
from Uliya M <christian.judeid.at.palais-decouverte.fr>
to Me
date Thu, Sep 4, 2008 at 3:48 PM
subject "If you were my man!"
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Hello to you
It is not easy to write the first letter to man I have never seen. I have
been thinking a lot before I made this first step and I hope you accept it
and support me.
I have read your profile and found a lot of common between us. I like
traveling, swimming, walking along the sea shore, theatre. I am cheerful and
energy, well balanced and flexible person. I don't have too many dislikes.
What I don't want to do, I don't do. I seldom have contact with people that
carry around too many dislikes. If there is hope to remedy them, I tell
them. People fail in life most because they don't say what they really want.
And this is the reason why they accumulate dislikes. What do I like? Some of
it you have already learned from my profile: I like my life, my job, and the
way I've developed as a person over the years.
I think it is not polite to start all sentences from "I" or "I am". I would
like to hear something about you. Tell me more about yourself. I am here to
meet my beloved and special ONE. I wish him to understand my inner world
and to share his rich inner world.
Today I had felt the smell of spring outside and I believe hot sunny summer
will come soon though the streets are full of snow. My dreams about YOU are
realistic as well. I hope to get letter from you
at http://www.finebeautifulwomen.net/6184/ to start our
communication and will be pleased to answer your questions you may have.
Kiss-kiss
Uliya M
User Reviews
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-09-07 18:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-09-06 17:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I say go for it, but if she askes for your social security number or any credit card info, run
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HAHAHAHA
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97936
Submitted by PeakJ (user info) at 2008-09-07 16:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope there isn't a part 2.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-09-07 16:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-09-07 13:26:57 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
I NEVER TOUCHED YOUR INBOX!
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you better not have, you said I was the only one.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-09-07 08:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I NEVER TOUCHED YOUR INBOX!!
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2008-09-07 02:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jorge_Burrito (user info) at 2008-09-07 01:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-09-06 19:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-09-06 18:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the hell are you subjecting us to your spam? Like we don't have e-mail?
Submitted by Jorge_Burrito (user info) at 2008-09-07 01:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-09-06 19:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-09-06 18:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the hell are you subjecting us to your spam? Like we don't have e-mail?
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-09-07 00:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't know. I'm no expert, but the wording of this email doesn't sound French to me. I pictured someone from India or Russia.
Submitted by evilmedley (user info) at 2008-09-06 21:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-09-06 21:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what about what jesus thinks?
he sees you, you know.
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You're right. Does Jesus use Ubersite? If he finds out I've been trying to enlarge my penis I'm going to hell for sure.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-09-06 21:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what about what jesus thinks?
he sees you, you know.
Submitted by evilmedley (user info) at 2008-09-06 20:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-09-06 19:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Of course I say that, and then I see that your best ratings are from bubba and frank, who are uber's most esteemed and intelligent users. Who am I to say stop? Please continue. Post your spam. The more penis elongation ads the better.
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Actually I was planning a complication of penis elongation ads for my post tomorrow (the Part 2 of my series). Secondly, I dont' give a flying fuck what ANY of you think. I just like posting random shit when I'm bored. It makes me chuckle. I'll make sure to leave out the url next time so I won't spamming ubersite.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-09-06 19:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Of course I say that, and then I see that your best ratings are from bubba and frank, who are uber's most esteemed and intelligent users. Who am I to say stop? Please continue. Post your spam. The more penis elongation ads the better.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-09-06 19:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stop now this is a bad bad bad idea
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-09-06 19:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-09-06 18:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the hell are you subjecting us to your spam? Like we don't have e-mail?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-09-06 18:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no character, and everything I write here is EXACTLY how I feel in real life!!
Keep it in mind, and judge accordingly.
:)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-09-06 18:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-09-06 18:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lying fucks. You would read your neighbor's mail if getting caught didn't mean jail.
Nosy fucking assholes, admit it!!
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Well that might say something about your character, Bubba. My father worked for USPS back in the day- he always taught me the value of respecting people's privacy and besides that, opening mail not addressed to me is a federal offense.
I barely read my own mail, why would I be interested in others'?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-06 18:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by evilmedley (user info) at 2008-09-06 18:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-09-06 18:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lying fucks. You would read your neighbor's mail if getting caught didn't mean jail.
Nosy fucking assholes, admit it!!
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I don't think they have the same restrictions on reading another person's email. And I'm glad they don't because reading other people's email is entertaining...especially when its private and personal.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-09-06 18:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lying fucks. You would read your neighbor's mail if getting caught didn't mean jail.
Nosy fucking assholes, admit it!!
Submitted by evilmedley (user info) at 2008-09-06 18:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by evilmedley (user info) at 2008-09-06 18:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol this not just spam. it is creative writing.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-09-06 18:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
we have our own spam, why would we want to read yours? cocksmith.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-09-06 18:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the hell are you subjecting us to your spam? Like we don't have e-mail?
Submitted by evilmedley (user info) at 2008-09-06 18:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I really hot woman wrote a real heart-felt email to me, a person she's never seen. I must be pretty fucking amazing.
Submitted by evilmedley (user info) at 2008-09-06 18:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah I think I will.
I forgot to attach her picture to the message
http://doorway.uadreams.com/photos/ua/6184/583.jpg
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-09-06 17:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I say go for it, but if she askes for your social security number or any credit card info, run
Submitted by evilmedley (user info) at 2008-09-06 17:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think she really likes me