Itch (462 hits)
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Submitted by Leonore (View user info) at 2008-09-09 10:46:33 EDT
These are the things that happen at three in the morning.
It isn't as though I need it. "Need" isn't the word I'd use. "Need" isn't accurate.
Need.
I think about other things. The cute guy, the one in the payroll department, sent me flowers the other day. There wasn't a card but I know it was him. Wonder if I'll catch him on Monday, out for a smoke or a coffee or something. Fuck, I'm out of smokes. Gonna have to make a jaunt down the block but I can't get it up to throw clothes on and do it.
The club across the street is chock-a-block full and the DJ is playing some mashup rubbish before he wises up and puts on something of significantly greater quality. I try to focus on the lyrics.
Dogman and the king of snake
Im on a boast and the king of snake
Dogman and the king of snake
King of snake race
Im on a boast and the king of snake
Dogman and the king of snake
Im on a boast and the king of snake
24 hours with the king of snake
It's always too hot, so much that you strip bare and you still sweat buckets, until all of a sudden you can't wrap enough layers around yourself. Fucking seasons; if it stayed seventy-eight degrees all year long, day or night, I'd be fine and is that too much to ask?
My stomach complains loudly at me. Not sure how long it's been since I've eaten. Can't even remember what's left in the fridge. My hand twitches and that's enough to break my finely-crafted concentration. Everything that ought to matter is incinerated and the only thing that's left is white-hot and my vision swims and I can barely draw air. I punch the headboard as hard as I can, wondering in an unusual moment of clarity whether or not I'd even realize it if I broke my hand. Not sure, but I don't think I did. Get it, the little voice tells me, and I slam every door I can in front of it, to shut it out, but now it's not so little. It's fucking HUGE and it shatters everything between it and me into splinters and that BASTARD DEMON clasps its hands around my NECK and lifts me up millimeters from its maw and now it's an ORDER, a DEMAND, not a request.
GET IT
My resolve snaps like a dry twig and I lunge for the mobile and I dial him up. Like I always do.
He answers and I ask him if he's ready. He says he is and that he'll be right over, like he always does. I hang up and I can breathe again.
He arrives minutes later and I greet him, naked as I like, at the door. He runs his hands over my breasts and I lose time. There's one or two instants, when he's slamming me from behind, that I realize we've been at it for...fuck knows, quite some time. The next thing I know we're done, he's gone, and the little voice is sleeping.
These are the things that happen at three in the morning.
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-09-10 11:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-09-09 17:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-09-09 15:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-09-09 13:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lurleen, I can't get your song outta my mind. I haven't felt this way
since `Funky Town.'
-- Homer Simpson
Colonel Homer
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-09-09 13:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Once I got up at 3 AM and the neighbor's teenage son and his idiot friends were out there pushing each other around and drinking Shlitz whilst wearing backwards baseball caps and no shirts. It looked like an episode of Cops. So then, just for fun, I called the local PD, and it really became an episode of Cops.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-09-09 12:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
as promised
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-09 11:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and so you should, for I am EI, king of the idiots.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-09-09 11:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-09 11:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think i like you
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Convenient! I KNOW I like you!
:D
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-09 11:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think i like you
Submitted by bugblender (user info) at 2008-09-09 10:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Women: Snakes with tits.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-09-09 10:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Teh wimmin are silly.