Grimm's Guide to Dating (1185 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.76 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Grimm <--grimmguy747.at.gmail--> (View user info) at 2008-09-09 15:29:57 EDT
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-07 23:33:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-09 15:43:39 EDT (#)
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those fat chicks leave me with so many questions. how did they get that fat? where do they buy clothes? how did they get in the woods? did that truck bring them? how did they both fit in there?
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-11-07 21:28:22 EST (#)
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Drunk, reading old posts. This shit was funny
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-09-11 18:13:34 EDT (#)
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Older women aren't so bad as long as they're married. To someone else.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-09-11 06:53:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-09-10 18:58:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-09-10 07:51:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-09-09 17:39:42 EDT (#)
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somewhat naive.
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Fuck you, bitch.
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HI!
*waves*
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Sup, baby. How you doin'?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-09-10 18:58:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-09-10 07:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-09-09 17:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
somewhat naive.
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Fuck you, bitch.
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HI!
*waves*
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-09-10 14:28:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-09-10 12:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-09-10 07:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nintendo girl = fucking mmmmmmmmmmm winnar
Grimm = winnar
Dude upstairs isn't real??? WTF? That's fucked my whole perspective of reality. Shit.
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Sorry to disappoint. I'd bring him back, but there aren't enough -2 DIEs! in the world to cover an attempt like that.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-09-10 12:11:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2008-09-10 11:45:01 EDT (#)
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You seem primed and ready to take on a new challenge: sub-categorization of the hot chicks you bang.
You see, going for poon QUANTITY is scarcely an accomplishment these days as all the celebrities teach young women how cool it is to fuck. I've taken on a new challenge: one from every major ethnicity.
I classify them as follows:
Asian
Black
White
East Indian
Arab
Latina
Native American Indian
Now, the accomplishment can be made easier by combining two races into one sweet pooner. This works because the rule in math is always to round up at .5 or above when you're counting whole numbers. That being the case, I have Asians covered (several times over), White (obviously), and the rare Black/East Indian combo (Jamaican born child of Black father and Indian mother).
I've tried very hard with the Latina population, but oddly have been unable to break through. I'm afraid, due to their rarity, that I'll have to find an Aztec-Mexican and count her in both of the bottom two on the list.
As for the Arab (pronounced Ay-Rab) chick, I live minutes from Dearborn (MI) so that's a slam-dunk that I'm saving for last.
Man my wife would be pissed if she knew about this...
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-09-10 07:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thats quite an effort!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-09-10 07:51:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-09-09 17:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
somewhat naive.
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Fuck you, bitch.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-09-10 07:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nintendo girl = fucking mmmmmmmmmmm winnar
Grimm = winnar
Dude upstairs isn't real??? WTF? That's fucked my whole perspective of reality. Shit.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-09-10 06:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2008-09-09 23:35:05 EDT (#)
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I hate my boyfriend.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-09 21:54:42 EDT (#)
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grimm=awesome
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You could both come to New York and help me out with the pie chart...just sayin'...
Submitted by bromide (user info) at 2008-09-10 06:22:00 EDT (#)
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+2 for the nintendo girl pic which i found strangely alluring.
also, as jimmy mentioned, for the dude upstairs series which i've just read through.
finding out he wasn't real though was akin to being told santa wasn't real as a kid.
frankly i'm still in a state of shock.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-10 03:45:41 EDT (#)
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I always thought I would want to date more than one women at a time but now ive had a lady for ages the thought depresses me.......
can i not have invisible sex with randoms with no tiess?
i dont want that either :(
what the HELL has happened to me :(
Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-09-10 00:16:23 EDT (#)
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Quality post.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-09-10 00:03:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2008-09-09 23:35:05 EDT (#)
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I hate my boyfriend.
I hate dating.
That is all.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-09 21:54:42 EDT (#)
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grimm=awesome
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-09-09 21:33:56 EDT (#)
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I'd say you have a good life.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-09-09 20:56:54 EDT (#)
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Grin
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-09-09 19:48:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-09-09 18:50:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-09-09 17:39:42 EDT (#)
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somewhat naive.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-09-09 17:21:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-09-09 16:43:57 EDT (#)
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I agree, but you need to instate two rules.
1.) no fat chicks. EVAR. ever. seriously ever. there are over three billion women on the planet, wait for one that isn't fat.
2.) the homely, but hot demographic. They're at all the bars. You know em. The girls who are meh in the face but banging in the badonk a donk department. These girls have low self esteem, and will fuck you seven ways till sunday. If you stay drunk enough the face thing won't bother you so much. just sayin...
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-09-09 16:40:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-09-09 16:08:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-09-09 16:05:18 EDT (#)
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That's an awfully rainbowy pie chart.
Submitted by Comfortably_Numb (user info) at 2008-09-09 15:51:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-09-09 15:50:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-09-09 15:50:01 EDT (#)
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"Greatful" was pretty bad, but seriously, whatever man.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-09 15:43:39 EDT (#)
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those fat chicks leave me with so many questions. how did they get that fat? where do they buy clothes? how did they get in the woods? did that truck bring them? how did they both fit in there?
Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2008-09-09 15:42:55 EDT (#)
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Just so everyone knows, dohnuts = beano.
This post rocked.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-09-09 15:41:47 EDT (#)
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So, as a scholar on society, your dating advice distills down to:
1. Try to date young, attractive women.
2. Avoid fat/old women.
Damn, that's genius.
You should get that shit patented or something.
The +2 is for the enjoyment I got from the Dude series, which I read but never rated.
And for the filename.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-09 15:41:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-09-09 15:40:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-09-09 15:38:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-09-09 15:36:15 EDT (#)
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Greatful?
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One day, and this day may never come, I will do one of these without any typos.
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Jesus fucking christ it's one typo in an otherwise awesome post.
dohnuts is a shitty alter.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-09 15:39:55 EDT (#)
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You're a funny guy. You should try dating chicks you don't find on the internet.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-09-09 15:39:22 EDT (#)
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Awesome!
That pie chart made me laugh hard.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-09-09 15:38:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-09-09 15:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Greatful?
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One day, and this day may never come, I will do one of these without any typos.
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-09-09 15:36:15 EDT (#)
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Greatful?
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2008-09-09 15:35:40 EDT (#)
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Good job, but you kept spelling "dude" with a "chick."