CuteMadness - 08 (1608 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 1.16 on 80 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2008-09-12 04:20:44 EDT
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Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-12-10 04:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i luv u man, i really luv u
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-20 12:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
LIAR. WE HAVE VERY GOOD BALANCE.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-11-20 06:39:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-20 03:10:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M GLAD YOU CAN'T COME TO MY COUNTRY YOU SICK FUCK.
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF.
WHERE ARE YOU WITH THAT?
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This is why Canadians who want to come here aren't allowed. You people are unstable.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-11-15 17:07:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i meant allowed in Canada anymore.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-11-15 17:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaha. You are a funny little guy. I wish I could meet you in person, but I'm not allowed anymore.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-12 22:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was somehow depressed by the reviews.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-11-12 22:15:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-12 03:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
do break it?? If that's English then im Benjamin Franklin.
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so what?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-12 01:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
She's already infinitely more entertaining than you, Pepé.
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you find yourself entertaining...i'm not sure i trust your opinion
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well Rob the missus and I are all systems go for the wedding, everything is as "in place" as we can make it, now comes the waiting...
The "stag" party was great, all my best guy friends and I got together at my friends-parents bar/hotel and drank until we fell down. The only thing I would trade is that I wish I never blacked out, I literally woke up in my hotel room at 6 am, no idea how I got there, stamps all over my hands and smelling of bar. It was a fantastic last hurrah to be sure.
Hows the fam?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well slap my ass and call me Shlongy,
I just made it over 200,000 hits.
whoray for me!
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-10 06:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tough guy below who I will smash the fuck through if he ever comes to NJ.
My address has been posted here little bitch why don't you man up fucking faggot?
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HOW CAN YOU HURT ME - I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
LOCKSLY HAD AN OATHY MOMENT.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-12 03:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
do break it?? If that's English then im Benjamin Franklin.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-12 01:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
She's already infinitely more entertaining than you, Pepé.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-11-12 01:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if that's your baby, i'm sure it will be the most boring individual on this planet.
do break it.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-10 06:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tough guy below who I will smash the fuck through if he ever comes to NJ.
My address has been posted here little bitch why don't you man up fucking faggot?
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-11-10 06:26:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i'd hit it - with a stick
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-10 04:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:12:17 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
your baby is very small
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Girls should be petite and dainty and boys stocky and robust.
I can't believe how old she is now, Rob.
My middle one is two in a month and able to hold (limited) conversation and it is Uber cute.
However, the 'terrible twos' start at one and a half and he is SOOO naughty I feel like beating him with a slipper most of the time.
Submitted by pigpen2917 (user info) at 2008-11-10 04:35:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow Robbie love the comments bet you are just an all round great guy!! And I would love to douche but i your mom and sister use it before I let them in my bed!!!! Needless to say it didn't work perhaps you could talk to them about it HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-10-29 08:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your baby is very small
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-10-23 07:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-16 10:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Locksly!
Life is grand at the moment... It was my birthday yesterday and I'm just about to hop on a plane for Vegas. My liver is very frightened.
Being a dad totally kicks ass - my daughter is eleventy billion shades of awesome. Work is crazy busy.
How about you? What's shakin' in Locksville? Are we to expect some new tunes soon?
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Happy belated birthday Bergomax, no new tunes on the horizon but I guess I'm just lazy
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-22 08:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rob, you are the man.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-16 10:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Locksly!
Life is grand at the moment... It was my birthday yesterday and I'm just about to hop on a plane for Vegas. My liver is very frightened.
Being a dad totally kicks ass - my daughter is eleventy billion shades of awesome. Work is crazy busy.
How about you? What's shakin' in Locksville? Are we to expect some new tunes soon?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-10-16 08:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Bergstrom,
Not sure if dropped a 2 on this here post so here is another.
Hows things buddy; Is life good for you at the momento?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-11 05:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My neighbors are screaming at each other again, the female one gave birth like a month ago, and I hear fighting and/or loud techno music more than I hear the baby.
I hope to fucking god you're doing better raising that fetus than these people.
Or the elements, I don't know, either way I'm sick of listening to this bullshit.
Body Rituals of the Nacirema makes me laugh.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-10 11:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Your mom sounds a lot like Mrs. Shlongy, only she and her fake boobs are in Charleston.
I own the entire Seinfeld DVD collection, too. It sounds like it's only a matter of time before I'm banging your mom.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-10 11:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-10 11:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sage | Berg '08
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BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! We would destroy them all.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-10 11:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sage | Berg '08
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-10 11:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-10 11:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Mrs. Shlongy is out of town for the next two nights...Think you can get her to come on down to Hilton Head Island for a good ol' fashioned romp?
You can join in, too! It'd be a Festivus for the rest of us.
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Nice Seinfeld inference...auto points for that on your next post 'cause my Mom loves that show and owns the box set of the whole series.
Unfortunately, she is in FL for the weekend, Coco Beach, I believe. You can find her. She's the redhead with big fake boobs that looks like an older version of Sage.
As for me, we'll have to do that next time. I have plans to go on a Haunted Hayride tonight, yipeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-10 11:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Mrs. Shlongy is out of town for the next two nights...Think you can get her to come on down to Hilton Head Island for a good ol' fashioned romp?
You can join in, too! It'd be a Festivus for the rest of us.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-10 11:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-10 11:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Now you're making Shlongy feel bad.
I'll make it up to you- I'll let you blow me! How's that sound to you?
BTW, I agree about this website being a shithole.
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Haha!! You are such a dirty old man, Shlongy. You should totally meet my Mom, you'd love each other...it'd be game over. She's quite the MILF.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-10 11:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Now you're making Shlongy feel bad.
I'll make it up to you- I'll let you blow me! How's that sound to you?
BTW, I agree about this website being a shithole.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-10 10:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Look, I really, really suck at comebacks and really don't even belong on this shithole of a website...never should have come here to begin with...I should have stuck with lurking.
I more come here to post and read posts/reviews. I am a very nice and sensitive person and it is really hard for me to be horrible to people and I suck at sarcasm. I shouldn't dish it at all because I really suck at taking it!!
Anyway well, poke fun. Maybe I'll be come calloused and icy and hard and heartless and ready for the world.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-10 10:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh...that alliance will really send your "popularity" skyrocketing...like the Market!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-10 10:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm Robin Berg per Method and some others!
Maybe we can form an uber alliance...wanna?
Mmmmkay well have a good day, Rob!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-09-14 12:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-09-14 06:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BERGS in tha house
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-13 17:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
How's your wife and my kids?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-09-13 16:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-13 10:33:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-09-12 16:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-09-12 16:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT IS SO DAMN AWESOME!
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-09-12 14:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Trig is a cutie.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-12 13:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that one at the bottom never fails to crack me the fuck up
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-09-12 13:06:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-09-12 04:47:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
sure tips the awesome scale.:p
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute kid.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Babies all look exactly the same. Congratulations anyway.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:-)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You do have a cute baby.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:59:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:44:40 EDT (#)
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I take it this one is yours?
Sooooo CUTE!!!
*goes forth and multiplies*
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-09-12 10:35:10 EDT (#)
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That girl has a filthy mouth just like her "father".
Congrats, Rob.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-09-12 10:26:51 EDT (#)
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Awww, babies are cute! It's when they get OLDER that there's a problem.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-09-12 10:24:06 EDT (#)
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The second picture is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. That's the look a wife gives her husband when he admits that he was out golfing and then at the strip club, rather than working late like he told her earlier.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-09-12 09:38:19 EDT (#)
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oh sweet!
one day she'll just look like a dude getting fucked in the ass.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-12 09:28:48 EDT (#)
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the baby is a girl...
lol
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-09-12 09:27:23 EDT (#)
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congrats rob... he'll be the queen of his castle someday....
and when he asks you one day how long you've known he was a raging 'mo you can point him to this post.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-09-12 09:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just kidding.
I would so eat that baby.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-09-12 09:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you meant to post this on http://www.growingfamilies.com
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-12 09:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Only a couple months old and already old hat at throwing the crazy-eyes. I like this kid.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-09-12 09:00:40 EDT (#)
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I'm only +2ing because I assume it's yours.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-09-12 08:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate babies so.... so much.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-09-12 08:27:03 EDT (#)
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babies have always freaked me out. There's alot of photo's with me reluctantly holding a baby with a pale nauseous look on my face.
I think the only thing i've ever found fascinating about them was their tiny fingernails and toenails.
On another note, post the proof of your sperm somewhere else. (that's of course if you consider some people on ubersite to be your, best mates / work collegues / people you used to go high school with and bumped into after a 7 years)
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-09-12 08:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done Rob!!
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-09-12 08:09:07 EDT (#)
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Awwww!
and
Yikes, that face looks strangely like the face I make when someone ninja thumb strikes me in the butthole!
/bats eyes
I wonder why people decide it's a good idea to shove thier thumbs up other peoples buttholes.
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-09-12 07:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-09-12 07:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
she's got beautifull eyes man.
PS. Orphelia is right.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-09-12 07:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
babybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-09-12 07:01:46 EDT (#)
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damn rob, thats quite the little spawn you got there.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-09-12 06:46:04 EDT (#)
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Stop rating your own post. It's looks like any other baby. All of which ruin my day the moment they open their angry mouths.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-12 04:55:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-09-12 09:46:10 BST (#)
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EI - I'll ask the wife, but I don't know how keen she will be on a random internet purdy boy filling that position.
I'm all for it, however - provided you pay for her university and kill off dodgy boyfriends from time to time.
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I bet if i talked to your wife she would grow to love me.....tell her I like ribbons, bows, sugar and spice and spoons.
I have only ever killed one thing and that was a moth, a cloth moth. so on that note let me just say, I love you, your baby girl and your wife.
We have a huge future.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-12 04:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One of mine looked like sloth from the goonies.
Hehehe.
She is super cute. However, before you know it she will be stealing 20's out your wallet, smoking in the house whilst you are out grocery shopping and will lie to you so she can sneak out to enjoy the company of some pimply, over hormoned little oik.
ENJOY!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-09-12 04:47:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It may not be art... it may not be a miracle...but it sure tips the awesome scale.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-09-12 04:46:10 EDT (#)
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EI - I'll ask the wife, but I don't know how keen she will be on a random internet purdy boy filling that position.
I'm all for it, however - provided you pay for her university and kill off dodgy boyfriends from time to time.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-09-12 04:42:37 EDT (#)
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It's not art, it's not a miracle, it's a baby. You can make them by accident. In fact, there has to be something wrong if you can't make one. But not to sound overly curmudgeonly, I'll say congrats on making this one. Try to help her be a good person.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-09-12 04:41:58 EDT (#)
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heh - she does kinda look like him there! yikes.
Every time I look at that picture I giggle. She was in the process of an early morning burp... and we were amazed at how wide open her eyes were.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-12 04:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She is too cute...
But...
In the second pic she looks an awful lot like Max branning from Eastenders
http://static.whatsontv.co.uk/images/07918_174749_MMFC3150.JPG
Lol
Sorry x:)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-12 04:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rob rob rob, please dont strangle your baby girl.........
Can i be godfather?
ok??cool
You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wannna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-09-12 04:31:03 EDT (#)
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Grand. Enjoy.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-09-12 04:29:17 EDT (#)
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THANKS BELL!
(... a girl.)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-09-12 04:25:34 EDT (#)
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(Is it a boy or a girl?)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-09-12 04:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NICE ONE ROB.