Love Can Build A Bridge (449 hits)
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Submitted by Oscar Z Acosta (View user info) at 2008-09-12 10:14:56 EDT
Tyrone wasn't any old worm, he was a worm with a dream. By chance one fateful day he had burrowed his way into a zoo, and seen a magnificent meerkat.
Like a shot Tyrone raced back to his house, turned off the TV much to the anger of his family, and announced, "I will become a meerkat!" All of Tyrone's family just laughed at him, none of them had even gone to wormaversity let alone become a meerkat.
Tyrone knew exactly what he had to do, he had to go back to the meerkat, make the meerkat eat him and then burrow his way into its brain and take it over. He picked up his laser powered sword and slithered back to where he had found the meer kat.
"Hey Mr Meerkat sir, I taste delicious, much like a strawberry pop-tart."
"hehe hello little worm, I do not like pop-tarts. I once left one in the toaster too long and the strawberry jam burnt my tongue."
Tyrone knew he had got this badly wrong. he considered attacking the meerkate with his laser powered sword but thankfully realised he had forgotten to change the battery.
But to his credit he had a Plan B. He waited until the fat meerkat had fallen asleep and crawled into his feed trough, he hid between a dead Anglican Bishop and a cheesestring.
A few hours later Tyrone felt the meerkat rooting around, and finally the moment of truth, he entered the meerkat's warm wet mouth.
Two days later Tyrone's family had heard hide nor hair of him and they sent out a rescue mission. His partially digested corpse was found by his family in a pile of dung, next to the finger of a catholic nun. On Tyrone's grave they had the epithet:
"Tyrone was a meerkat in our hearts anyway."
User Reviews
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-09-16 04:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
chinga tu madre
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-09-14 19:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kellog's auto +2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-09-13 16:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-09-13 16:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Clamato (user info) at 2008-09-13 13:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i didnt know that rescue missions made it a practice to inspect poop.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-09-13 06:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Tyrone was a meerkat in our hearts anyway."
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-09-12 15:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HGehehehe
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I loved it. Really!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I quite liked it
Submitted by Aadarm (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for pop tarts
and sage made a review without mentioning points, I'm in awe.
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Twat below.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-09-12 10:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ditto below...this kind of fell off a bit at the end.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-09-12 10:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
**blinks at the screen, mouth agape**
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-09-12 10:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I once left one in the toaster too long and the strawberry jam burnt my tongue.
I've been there.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-12 10:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-09-12 10:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for wormaversity, it made me smile
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-09-12 10:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can build a -2