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Cutemadness 08 (I WIN) (1508 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1 on 77 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Crystle (View user info) at 2008-09-12 11:20:27 EDT




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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-11-06 16:56:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Classy plastic coffee table you have there Crystie-pooh! Kisses :<)

Submitted by elkay94 (user info) at 2008-11-05 00:44:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-09-15 12:17:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

KK - she donated 18 inches of hair to Locks of Love.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2008-09-14 22:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Does she have a moustache?

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-13 23:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


WAIT!!!

What about your daughter and 18 inches?




Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-09-13 23:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

FG - She just donated over 18" to Locks of Love :-)

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-09-13 21:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Caption: ME WANT FOOOOOD

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-13 20:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just testing this new phone of mine. I'm jelus of your daughter's hair!

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-09-13 20:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're really hot

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-09-13 16:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-09-13 16:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-09-13 13:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You loose

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-13 10:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Wait, I'm confused...

Is this where I make some inappropriate sexual remark about your daughter???




Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2008-09-12 19:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ok it is cute but what the hell is it?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-09-12 15:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Double cute.


Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-09-12 15:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what jeannee and forensic said and auto +2 for rare crystle post.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-09-12 15:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

really? AHahahaha - Method was RIGHT!!!

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-12 15:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


nonuts revealed...
http://flickr.com/photos/36521981324@N01/129581050


Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-09-12 14:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

true.



Well kinda - the fags hit on me in real life..

Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-09-12 14:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Crystle, no one hits on you in real life so it only makes sense that a faggot of his proportions would hit on you here.

Jack, the old "acne-ridden-living-in-your-mom's-basement" insult has never been used before so let me thank you for bringing something fresh and accurate to the table, shit for brains. Look around you, your old is showing; especially in the wrinkle-mouth region.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-09-12 14:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and for the record - he WASN'T hitting on me.


Normal adults, despite gender differences, CAN have civil interactions. I know - not on uber... but there you have it.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-12 13:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yes, you actually do looked aged beyond recognition what with your wrinkled mouth and spotted skin. If I didn't know you were an ugly ginger one might accuse you of having liver spots. On top of it all, you've done nothing but confirm my notion that you are hitting on women on the internet, ubersite no less, by the amount of rage coming through your review. You've done nothing to oppose the fact that I said you are a failed writer so what's left, Jack? Oh, you are a nothing, with no one other than your cats, and it's quite said to see you here hitting on Crystle. Might I suggest to you that you try going out once in a while instead of being such a creepy hermit that spends his night collecting feline hair and droppings.

Never mind. On the off chance that you do actually meet a woman instead of a paid for piece she'd never last once you brought her back to your house and she smelled the urine soaked carpet.

Good luck in life though, really.

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REPLY DELAYED BY WORK (FYI, NONUTS - FROM WIKIPEDIA "A job is a role served by a person or thing, usually involving productive work. A person usually begins a job by becoming an employee, volunteering, or starting a business. The duration of a job may range from an hour (in the case of odd jobs) to a lifetime (in the case of some judges). If a person favors or is trained for a certain type of job, they may have an occupation. The series of jobs a person holds in their life is their career.")

WHAT WRINKLES, YOU ASSHOLE????? http://www.ubersite.com/m/118047

AS FOR THE SPOTTED SKIN, I AM A REDHEAD, AND THAT IS OUR NATURE, JUST AS IT IS THE NATURE OF YOUR KIND TO CONTINUE LIVING WITH YOUR PARENTS LONG AFTER YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CLASSMATES (NOTE THAT I DID NOT USE THE WORD FRIENDS, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN CREDITING YOU WITH A PERSONALITY AND MINIMAL PERSONAL HYGIENE STANDARDS) HAVE GONE ON TO CAREERS (AND NO, WASHING DISHES ON SATURDAY NIGHTS FOR FREE PIZZA DOES NOT CONSTITUTE A CAREER) LEAVING YOU BEHIND TO LANGUISH IN YOUR BASEMENT ABODE WHERE THE ONLY SENSORY STIMULATION NOT COMING FROM YOUR PC IS THE NOISE OF THE UNEVENLY BALANCED WASHING MACHINE (THAT DISTURBS YOUR MAJESTIC WORLD OF WARCRAFT GAMEPLAY WHEN IT MAKES THAT rucka-rucka-rucka-rucka SOUND DURING THE RINSE CYCLE) OR YOUR MOTHER'S NIGHTLY REFRAIN BELLOWED FROM THE TOP OF THE BASEMENT STAIRS, "STOP SHOUTING AT YOUR STUPID VIDEO GAME AND GET A JOB!!!!!"

IF YOU HAD NOT BEEN NEUTURED AT BIRTH I COULD DIRECT YOU TO YOUR SCROTAL SACK AND SHOW YOU WHAT A WRINKLE IS, BUT ALAS, SAID FLESH SATCHEL WAS LOPPED OFF AT BIRTH AND A GOOD THING TOO, LEST YOU FINALLY GET THAT HOSPITAL ORDERLY JOB YOU KEEP APPLYING FOR SO YOU CAN MOLEST THE COMATOSE!!!!!

YET ANOTHER FRUSTRATED, ACNE-RIDDEN MONSTROSITY TAKES VENTS HIS ANGST ON ME BY PARROTING WHAT THEY HAVE READ HERE WITHOUT EVER SEEING A SHRED OF PROOF TO BACK UP THEIR BIZARRE DECLARATIONS!!!!!

YOU ARE AN IMBECILE, AND THE ONLY WAY YOUR COULD EVER MAKE A POSITIVE CONTRIBUTION TO SOCIETY WOULD BE IF WE LIVED IN THE WORLD OF SOYLENT GREEN!!!!!

NONUTS, YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO FUCK OFF NOW!!!!!


Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-09-12 13:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is that a baby cow?

I WANT IT!!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-12 13:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good grief im sicker than i thought.......thats amazing

OBVIOUSLY i meant the woofer

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-09-12 13:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

EI - YOU LEAVE MY BABY ALONE!! For crying out loud - she's 10, don't be hitting on her!!





unless you were talking about the dog - then go for it.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-12 13:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well i guess you have nice lips :)

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-09-12 13:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no worries, FG :-)

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-12 13:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG HAHAHAHA

Shit, I'm sorry Crystle! I didn't realize the juxtaposition of this.

Crap, I really do feel like a bitch now.

Regardless though, it's kinda of an important issue. :-/

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-09-12 13:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OMGoodness - you're using my child as a posterchild FOR abortion?!? BICHT






Iknow..i know.. it just struck me as humourous

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-12 13:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey folks, read this.

In July you responded in full force to a Get Active Alert about a proposed regulation from the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) that would permit health providers to refuse to provide health care based on religious or moral objection even though they are receiving federal funds. This is a clear violation of the separation of church and state, as well as a threat to anyone—woman or man—seeking reproductive health care. Thank you so much for speaking out.

Now, that proposed regulation has become a draft that will become law unless you let it be known you think it is wrong for anyone to foist their religious beliefs on others. Please comment on this draft regulation by going to HHS Secretary Mike Leavitt's blog (http://secretarysblog.hhs.gov/my_weblog/2008/08/physician-con-2.html) and clicking on the link within his entry labeled "comments in the Federal Register." Send an email with your comments expressing your opposition to this regulation, which threatens reproductive health care both in the U.S. and internationally.

Tell Secretary Leavitt that you will not tolerate ideological interference with the delivery of reproductive health services!
The public comment period closes September 25, so please write today.

The regulation purports to extend statutes that have been in place since the 1970s: the Church Amendments (42 U.S.C. § 300a-7), Public Health Service (PHS) Act §245 (42 U.S.C. § 238n), and the Weldon Amendment (Consolidated Appropriations Act, 2008, Pub. L. No. 110-161, § 508(d), 121 Stat. 1844, 2209). It extends them by requiring written assurances from recipients of federal funds that they will not discriminate against either individuals or institutions that refuse services on grounds of religious or ideological belief.

The major difference from the July proposed regulation is that this draft does not include a definition of abortion. The regulation simply talks about "abortion and sterilization." But this is much worse, because it means that the provider can call abortion pretty much anything s/he wants, including all forms of contraception.

Here's a possibility: a woman—one of the 17 million who rely on publicly funded health care providers for family planning—could go to a clinic and be refused emergency contraception because the receptionist believes, wrongly, that it causes an early abortion. The provider doesn't have to give the woman a referral to another provider, and consequently, the woman's right to control her reproductive process—her own body—has been obstructed by the receptionist's religious views.

In addition, because the regulation requires written assurances, it affects record-keeping in more than 590,000 medical offices and institutions throughout the U.S, to the tune of an estimated $44.5 million annually—money that would be better spent on the care of the women coming to clinics for help. The regulation would also cause chaos in the delivery of services, because anyone, from a secretary through the person who cleans instruments after surgical procedures, could refuse to work at any time on the grounds that any association with abortion, no matter how remote, goes against their conscience.

The Center for Inquiry/Office of Public Policy is submitting comments, but anyone who wishes can also send them. As citizens, we must let our voices be heard against this assault on public health services. This regulation MUST BE STOPPED.

Keep politics out of reproductive health care!


Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jeannnneeee - what happened to the leg? And no, don't post a pic of your sis..


I got the pap because they're super-duper good at all the agility tricks - can't wait to have a circus doggie

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hahaha - well, really - it's fascinating.

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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-12 09:30:20 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, I actually do like reading about train wreck celebs.

Must qualify my last statement.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

(#) Ranking: 1 by wookie (user info) at 2008-09-12 16:48:29

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So Dohnuts is another autist or another alter?
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He's a fucking loser that logged into someone else's account and started using it as his own.





__________________________



oh snap!

Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That is great. I thought it was a Boston Terrier at first.

Dohnuts you are kind of an ass even for this site. Kind of like the biggest zit on a pimply-faced teenager.

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Not cute.
HUGEMONGOUS picture.
Faggy/vaginal dog.

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So Dohnuts is another autist or another alter?
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He's a fucking loser that logged into someone else's account and started using it as his own.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't take it personally, Oathy. I'll always love you for your delts.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My family just got a papillon too!! He has a retarded right leg so he can't walk right. He's so cute. I would post a pic, but the only one I have has my hot-ass little sister in it and there's no way in hell I'm posting her picture on here for these sickos to rape with their eyes.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, I actually do like reading about train wreck celebs.

Must qualify my last statement.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no - this was taken at the breeders house.

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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-09-12 09:26:49 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I thought it was a kitten. Are all those your pills?


Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dlisted http://dlisted.com/ is a celebrity news blog.

What sets it apart from other celebrity news sites like TMZ, is that Michael K is a hilarious, snarky little queen. You read Dlisted not for celebrity news, because serious, who gives a shit?


You read Dlisted BECAUSE of Michael K.

Read it a few days, you'll be hooked.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://dlisted.com

Warning, it's celeb gossip - so I don't want to hear any fucking judgy BS about how celeb gossip is destroying America. It's my thing, I love it, let it go.

That wasn't directed at anyone in particular. I just get defensive about my bad habits.

Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Logging in from my BlackBerry, pain in the ass as it may be, just to say...don't be a douche, Oathy.







____________________

:(

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I thought it was a kitten. Are all those your pills?

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Logging in from my BlackBerry, pain in the ass as it may be, just to say...don't be a douche, Oathy.

And that goes for the rest of you, too.

A WINNAR IS CRYSTLE

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ok, I haven't even heard of dlisted. Fill me in. what's the scoop?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that's a papillon... she's now 8 weeks old and is coming home this weekend, but in the pic she was 3 days old



And Oath - that explains quite a bit. I'm flattered that you think I look young enough to be the one in the picture.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my God dude I love dlisted. Michael K. makes Perez look like a hack bitch. Forensic, you are my new best friend for the next hour.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:21:03 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There's so much weirdness on this post I don't even know where to start. I'm beginning to wonder how Ubersite became what dlisted's Michael K. would call a "throbbing, wart-infested butthole" seemingly overnight.


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You love MK too? I like it when he discusses his "no-no hole."


Hot slut.

Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My name is OathMeal.

Garrik is merely the sheath du jour I've donned, as is my modus operandi around here.



HEY LOOK I'M TRILINGUAL.



And that IS you in the picture. Who else is fat and grotesque enough to take so much cuteness away from the puppy in the photo?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF X 2?!?!

Jesus.





Hey Crystle. El Kiddo is getting big!

Cute pup.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There's so much weirdness on this post I don't even know where to start. I'm beginning to wonder how Ubersite became what dlisted's Michael K. would call a "throbbing, wart-infested butthole" seemingly overnight. Cut picture though, for sure. Is that an Ewok?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:19:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and I'm realizing, reading through the reviews - Garrik, you DO realize that isnt' me in the pic?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So Dohnuts is another autist or another alter?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Did I say the others lost? How can I NOT be a winner.. LOOK at the pic. I get to enjoy that EVERY FREAKING DAY!!!

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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-09-12 08:24:36 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Its not a competition, tit-biscuits.


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dohnuts is my new hero, he's officially replaced Electro

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

who's dohnuts?


And who's garrik? wtf?

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-09-12 12:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

winnar!

Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

DAMN JACK JUST GOT PWNT.



YOU GONNA TAKE THAT, JACK? I KNOW I FUCKING WOULDN'T.



IF YOU DON'T REPLY WITH A FITTING BARRAGE OF PERSONAL ATTACKS AND INSULTS, YOU ARE DEFILING THE BROTHERHOOD OF CAT HERDERS FOR ALL ETERNITY!


Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I particularly liked the ball-drop inquisition...that won it, I think. It was for some reason reminiscent of Daniel Day Lewis' monologue in "There Will Be Blood" where he's chastising Eli for being a hypocrite...such a good performance he gave.

Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yes, you actually do looked aged beyond recognition what with your wrinkled mouth and spotted skin. If I didn't know you were an ugly ginger one might accuse you of having liver spots. On top of it all, you've done nothing but confirm my notion that you are hitting on women on the internet, ubersite no less, by the amount of rage coming through your review. You've done nothing to oppose the fact that I said you are a failed writer so what's left, Jack? Oh, you are a nothing, with no one other than your cats, and it's quite said to see you here hitting on Crystle. Might I suggest to you that you try going out once in a while instead of being such a creepy hermit that spends his night collecting feline hair and droppings.

Never mind. On the off chance that you do actually meet a woman instead of a paid for piece she'd never last once you brought her back to your house and she smelled the urine soaked carpet.

Good luck in life though, really.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I find it weird that the child's face is on show for all of the interwebz to see, yet the puppy remains anonymous.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OK, this is pretty cute.

Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Damn.


I need some coffee...because Dohnuts just got served.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Of course a failed writer, aged beyond recognition in the face by way of a 3-pack a day habit, owner of a cat whore house would disagree with me and come to the rescue of a uber's most worthless sack of shit in hopes of getting some faint recognition. Good luck trying to pick up women on the internet, Hack.

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AGED BEYOND RECOGNITION????? DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A MAN AGED BEYOND RECOGNITION?????http://www.ubersite.com/m/118047

YOU IGNORANT SPINELESS FUCK, NOT ONLY ARE YOU STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THE BULLSHIT YOU READ ON THE INTERNET, YOU ARE ALSO GUTLESS ENOUGH TO NOT POST AS YOURSELF FOR FEAR OF BEING RECOGNIZED!!!!!

HAVE YOUR BALLS DROPPED YET, LITTLE BOY????? FUCK OFF UNTIL YOU CAN FACE US WITHOUT AN ALTER!!!!!

I AM DEFENDING CRYSTLE BECAUSE SHE IS A NICE GIRL, END OF STORY. I DO NOT HIT ON HER OR ANYONE ELSE HERE BECAUSE I AM A CAPITALIST AND A PROUD SUPPORTER OF AMERICAN COMMERCE AND GLADLY PAY FOR BLOWJOBS TO ENSURE THEY ARE CARRIED OUT TO MY EXACTING STANDARDS!!!!!


Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh and btw...Crystle, what religion is it that you ascribe to, such that you pray to puppies?

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd Hit it

Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow...this 'dohnuts' character sure is angsty.

Has Jack met his match???

Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That thing looks like it'd be delicious deep fried and served with some honey mustard sauce.

Oh and...

http://www.gillette.com

(just trying to help you out is all)

Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Of course a failed writer, aged beyond recognition in the face by way of a 3-pack a day habit, owner of a cat whore house would disagree with me and come to the rescue of a uber's most worthless sack of shit in hopes of getting some faint recognition. Good luck trying to pick up women on the internet, Hack.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Image resize and you are really just a miserable cunt.

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NAME AND ADDRESS PLEASE, SO I MAY DISPATCH THE EXTERMINATION SQUAD!!!!!


Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


JESUS CHRIST IT IS STILL HUGE!!!!!

THE PUPPY IS CUTE!!!!!

YOU POSTED A PIC OF YOUR LITTLE GIRL ON THE #$@%ING INTERNET ON A SITE FILLED WITH SCUMBAGS!!!!!

WHAT THE #$@% WHERE YOU THINKING!!!!!

SHE'S CUTE TOO!!!!!

BOTH OF THEM ARE CUTE!!!!!

I'M GOING TO YELL ALL #$@%ING DAY!!!!!


Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Its not a competition, tit-biscuits.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nice 'tache.

Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Image resize and you are really just a miserable cunt.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-09-12 11:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nothing beats the powerful combination of 3 day old puppy and kidlet


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