CutMadness 08 (1139 hits)
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Submitted by Circe (View user info) at 2008-09-13 12:45:58 EDT
Because it's not like I have anything better to do.
Uber-themed poetry.
Director's Love Poem About His Prison Cellmate That Doesn't Actually Exist, Which Would Have Been Funny Had The Asshole Not Admitted That He Wasn't In Jail And Ruined The Joke.
Judge us, harsh world, cruel light of day
Your actinic bitterness holds no terror for me now
I lie here in the soft dark, with his hand on my hip
And
His arm around me
And I know a safety and a peace you have never given me
His breath is warm on my skin
And trapped though we are
In a cage made of steel and lies and the folly of man
We have soaring freedom in each others' smiles
And I find my redemption in his kiss
Judge as you will
Our love, our joy, our wonder in one another
Judge the soft sounds of love we make after the doors close and the lights go down
The soft sounds we make to drown out the sobbing in the dark
Love
Light
Peace
Judge his hands, warm and strong, on my wanton nakedness
Judge my aquiesence to his beautiful invasion of my Self
Judge
Condemn
For we, the damned
Have found our solace.
Apollo's Last Words To His Wife-Type Person As The Floodwaters Rage Through Their Home (Or, In Brackets, I Hope He's Not Dead Or This Just Got Tasteless)
My shimmering Zion queen
The light in the dark reaches of my soul
As I watch you hold your head above the water
In a very literal sense, not metaphorical at all
I ache to tell you one last time how deeply I have loved you
I love you as deep as these raging currents
As warm as the blood that has left our freezing extremities for the heat of our barely-beating hearts
I love you with the serenity of that dead woodchuck that just floated by
And the passion of the storm that's going to kill us before we fall out of love
Thus making our romance last a lifetime
Which is
You know
Kinda sweet
I could do more, but we all know nobody's gonna read this far. For those of you who did, here's an extra special hidden feature that the skim-readers won't get: God loves you. Now aren't you glad you kept reading?
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User Reviews
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good job, master detective.
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-09-15 10:02:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2008-09-14 07:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great, now I need to go listen to Tool songs.
Submitted by Kopesh (user info) at 2008-09-14 03:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Post more....
PLEASE.....
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-09-14 00:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God hates us all.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-09-13 20:50:42 EDT (#)
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And Circe's poem is awesome.
I wish I hadn't posted before she put this up under the Director account. That would have been pretty funny.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-09-13 20:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will admit that I think you're smarter and better educated than me, Mr. 22 Year Old Future Australian Lawyer Dude Man.
That doesn't change the fact that no man (or woman) alive has all the answers.
So nyah-na-na-na.
Anyway it's all in fun. I come to ubersite to waste time, fuck around, have a little fun, relieve a little boredom.
Just like everyone else.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-09-13 20:28:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-28 20:41:24 EDT (#)
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Wrong below.
Believe it or not, it's not really possible to know everything there is to know at the age of 22, Mr. Cymbals.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-28 20:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is an utterly untrue cry for attention that is attempting to wrap some heat around a pre-planned departure (that will probably fail).
______
OR MAYBE, MR. DIRECTOR, IT *IS* POSSIBLE TO KNOW EVERYTHING AT 22!
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2008-09-13 20:19:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-13 14:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In your eyes...
The light, the heat.
In your eyes...
I am complete.
SING IT PETER!!!
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Peter G was/is an astounding musician and vocalist. I'm not much of a movie goer or watcher but was pleasantly surprised and delighted on watching and LISTENING to "Across the Universe" last night. Not the first movie to use Beatle music as the score but I dare say the most original and best so far. Recommended for music lovers over (and under) the age of 35. Cameo appearances by Joe Cocker and Bono didn't hurt.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-13 17:51:46 EDT (#)
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is it morning?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-09-13 16:43:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-09-13 16:24:37 EDT (#)
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+2 I said I would
+2 Circe
Submitted by Clamato (user info) at 2008-09-13 14:55:11 EDT (#)
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i was also tempted to break the streak.
but now i gotta be nice like aadarm.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-13 14:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In your eyes...
The light, the heat.
In your eyes...
I am complete.
SING IT PETER!!!
Submitted by Aadarm (user info) at 2008-09-13 13:27:39 EDT (#)
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As much as I'd love to break the streak I couldn't bring myself to do it.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-13 13:26:02 EDT (#)
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speechless
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-09-13 13:18:36 EDT (#)
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What is this 'girl on girl' of which you talk? I think it should be the subject of your next post Crikey.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-09-13 13:16:44 EDT (#)
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I wait three months for a Circe post and it's about a drunk getting anally raped and a Briton's Jew wife dying.
I'm good with that.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-09-13 13:16:05 EDT (#)
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Awww... Saccy... you complete me. You're the single digits to my sudoku puzzle.
By sudoku puzzle, I mean vagina, and by single digits, I mean your fingers.
That's the nice thing about girl on girl, it's subtle and classy and now I'm going to bed so I don't accidentally chat this thing to Most Heated.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-09-13 13:06:30 EDT (#)
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What a coincidence..I was just trying to share my feelings but you also wrote that in your poem.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-09-13 13:05:07 EDT (#)
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In a very literal sense, not metaphorical at all
I ache to tell you one last time how deeply I have loved you
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-09-13 13:04:25 EDT (#)
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Everyone wants to divorce me. Get the fuck in line.
Jake, I don't post anymore either.
Shut up.
This isn't a post.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-09-13 13:04:17 EDT (#)
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Right. Well, "Bedazzled" is on. It's a supremely shitty movie, however, it features Elizabeth Hurley in skin tight black leather pants, and there isn't a better way in the world to spend an afternoon off than watching that taut British ass float around on a giant flat screen TV in HD.
Ta ta.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-09-13 13:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I love you with the serenity of that dead woodchuck that just floated by..."
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Seriously, I love you mang.
I can't get you a drink. I'm on the wagon. Evil hoor. Trying to tempt me are you? Trying to make me fall.
Bitch.
I want a divorce.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-09-13 13:01:26 EDT (#)
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Is that a symphony written by your finest musician AND champion swimmer? I think it is.
I don't post any more though Crikey. It's a shame, but it's true.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-09-13 12:59:29 EDT (#)
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I'll post as Crikey if you post as Jake the Peg with the Extra Leg.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-09-13 12:57:52 EDT (#)
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That HURTS.
Don't blame me for your lack of comedic timing.
If I'd changed the password, I never would have remembered what it was. I'm way way way waaayyyyyyy too stupid to go remembering things at my time of life.
Now be a good manthing and get me a drink. All this INCREDIBLY CREATIVE WRITING FROM THE DEPTHS OF MY TORTURED SOUL has given me a hankering for something toxic.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-09-13 12:55:20 EDT (#)
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I think you should rename yourself Crikey. It would be a minor change. It is even possible to almost pronounce your ubernaut identity like that anyway.
Crikey!
it would be a fitting tribute to your fallen leader
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-09-13 12:53:56 EDT (#)
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BTW, this is all your fault, Aussie skag.
If you'd just changed the fucking password you could have had your fun.
But noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-09-13 12:51:36 EDT (#)
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Well I didn't want them to *raise* them. Just for barbecue. ing.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-09-13 12:50:18 EDT (#)
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Hi, Jake.
D, I'm allergic to children. I have to hug mine through a plastic bubble. It's very tragic.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-09-13 12:48:05 EDT (#)
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I love you. Now and forever. Dump the Dutchman and have my babies.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-09-13 12:47:40 EDT (#)
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Hooray for Circe.