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Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: 0.16 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by puck (View user info) at 2008-09-14 14:20:06 EDT


lost at last,
blue eyed angels come crawling through the ceiling tiles
and i know that hell is just a few steps away.

the nurse taking care of me don't speak no english.

my mom had always warned me not to travel with strangers.
hitchhiking was a different matter altogether,
and i'm none to sure where airplanes would fit into her
paranoid fantasies of her son being molested;
that's what fake heroin rigs are for anyways.

did icarus laugh this much when the engines burned out?

hollywood's too dramatic, as always,
and in fact reality quite often seems like a blur.
with no HD-TV replay the facts don't really matter.
and for the record, playing dead while the other survivors
search for civilization is never, ever a good idea;
though a better one than heading out on your own.

indiana jones my ass.

cellphones don't work in the jungle,
but i guess that one's a given.
and playing dead is usually a good bet now,
at least until the guys with blue white paint faces
try to offer you as a sacrifice to some god.

i should have listened to mother.

i think they were army guys, or maybe pirates,
either way i didn't stay and headed for the docks,
sandwiched between toilet paper and cat food,
headed for either Japan or the U.S.A.

you'd be surprised the places you can find a denny's.

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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-09-15 07:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-09-15 05:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Uh, what? You didn't take a photo of this Denny's?

I've got a photo of an ancient egyptian street, cream stone walls that look as old as the pyramids, with a billboard in the middle saying...

"Starbucks coming soon"

Fuck you starbucks, fuck you very much.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-14 22:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-09-14 21:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-09-14 21:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

For "anyways."

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-09-14 16:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fandango came to mind until the phone rang
no more dancing, that's a sure thing

fine post this post of yours.


Look, Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband, I'm sorry
about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub, I'm sorry I used
your wedding dress to wax the car, and I'm sorry -- oh well, let's
just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.

-- Homer Simpson
Marge on the Lam