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Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2008-09-18 00:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy Shit! That Coast Gaurd helo is gonna crash into that ship!

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-09-17 09:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Gets grumpy about football, below.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-17 09:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jtrujillo34 (user info) at 2008-09-16 15:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

...Also, because you like a loser team who dropped to number 3. Actually they almost lost to a bunch of pussies. Therefore, -2.
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I would just like to address this comment if I could. First of all, those refs fucked us. I know everyone says that, but that was seriously the most incompetent officiating I have ever seen in an NCAA football game in my 30 years on this planet.

Secondly, we were playing our first SEC game of the season and it was on the road. The Gamecock defense is mighty, and the game was a classic SEC-style defensive battle. Steve Spurrier has been a thorn in our sides since he was coaching the Gators, and facing him on his home field is always a challenge. He's a dirty, low-down son of a bitch who is notorious for doing whatever it takes to win, which is why I'm so pleased he's at Carolina now. It's where coaches go to die.

But I digress. The point is, even with all the factors stacked against us, we still won. Should we have put more points on the board? Yes. But there is no way I'm going to sit here and laugh that shit off. UGA is not a loser team and they did not almost lose. And as much as it pains me to say it, the Gamecocks are not a bunch of pussies. You are a pussy. Crawl back into your hole and STFU.


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-17 08:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/118757

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-09-17 07:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

emailtastic

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-09-17 07:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

no

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-09-17 06:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol Exxon Valdez!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-09-16 21:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by metalbeast7 (user info) at 2008-09-16 20:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wha?
failzorz

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-09-16 19:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The overall negative rating means the majority of Uber is STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-09-16 18:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh dear fucking lord i laughed so hard reading this

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-09-16 13:50:36 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The Exxon Valdez didn't spill oil. What happened at the time was that Method's Mom was in Alaska and saw the ship, but thought it was a giant black cock. So she tried to fuck it and spilled a bunch of lube in the harbor. True story.

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-09-16 16:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The Exxon Valdez didn't spill oil. What happened at the time was that Method's Mom was in Alaska and saw the ship, but thought it was a giant black cock. So she tried to fuck it and spilled a bunch of lube in the harbor. True story.

Submitted by jtrujillo34 (user info) at 2008-09-16 16:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For fucking up earlier.

Submitted by jtrujillo34 (user info) at 2008-09-16 16:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck.

My hate for you is so deep that I saw the name and attacked. I did'nt realize it was not you.

You might be my arch nemesis.

Every time I post something you have some fucked up way of coming back at me.


Whatever, you still my pet. How is that for an inside joke.

My pet list.
Frankthebear
Squirrelly Girl
Jeanneee

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-09-16 15:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-16 15:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jtrujillo34 (user info) at 2008-09-16 15:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

..Because I hate you. Also, because you like a loser team who dropped to number 3. Actually they almost lost to a bunch of pussies. Therefore, -2.
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I didn't post this, mongo.

It's official, jtrujillo fails at Ubersite.
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indeed, at least you got a chuckle out of it which was the point.



Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-09-16 15:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-16 15:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jtrujillo34 (user info) at 2008-09-16 15:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

..Because I hate you. Also, because you like a loser team who dropped to number 3. Actually they almost lost to a bunch of pussies. Therefore, -2.
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I didn't post this, mongo.

It's official, jtrujillo fails at Ubersite.

Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2008-09-16 15:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-16 15:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't get it.

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-16 15:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't get it.

Submitted by jtrujillo34 (user info) at 2008-09-16 15:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

..Because I hate you. Also, because you like a loser team who dropped to number 3. Actually they almost lost to a bunch of pussies. Therefore, -2.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-09-16 15:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Inside jokes are hilarious.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-16 15:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I chuckled...then tried to fart.


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