The Sarah Boner Chronicles (917 hits)
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Submitted by Grimm <--grimmguy747.at.gmail--> (View user info) at 2008-09-16 20:33:49 EDT
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-18 15:59:22 EDT (#)
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I couldn't care less.
Summer Glau as River Tam in "Serenity/Firefly" was beyond sexy...
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2008-09-17 22:55:55 EDT (#)
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I think if she had a boob job it would take away from her believability as the bas-ass chick she is,(Pam Anderson in Barbwire anyone?).
Granted, she's not Linda Hamilton, Linda pulled off the "who the Hell are you, what do you mean your from the future, I'm scared out of my wits" young waitress from the first movie and moved very nicly into the "Delta Force and the SEALs are pansies" ass-kick, name taking, hell, terror, death and destruction that is the mother of the leader of the revolution.
As far as T3, I thought it was OK. Interesting how, despite everything John and Sarah had done to stop it from happening, Judgment Day still had occured.
Lets see how T4 will turn out next year...
BTW, is that Cromarty in the Verison commercial where the foreman gets his feet caught in the dried concrete?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-17 16:38:16 EDT (#)
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no, not everyone needs a pair of melons bigger than their head. in fact, i think that's gross. i've always been a small boob fan. i wasn't really being serious about the boob job. boob jobs would be ok if it weren't for the disgusting scars they left behind. anyway, Lena is fucking hot.
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2008-09-17 15:51:50 EDT (#)
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Lena is fuckin' hot. Damn, does everyone need a pair of melons bigger than their head. Her boobies were jiggling just fine in 300.. She's hot how she is.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-17 15:40:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-17 11:05:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-16 21:20:17 EDT (#)
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CASTING???
what's wrong with Lena Headey? she is fucking HOT.
http://flyboyz.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/lena-headey_485341.jpg
http://imaginativewomen.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lena-headey-51.jpg
and Summer Glau is a sci-fi nerd's wet dream.
you're totally gay, Jack.
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Agreed, Glau is super cute and a great part of the Firefly/Serenity collection, but they bit the dust when they cast Lena. She has no charisma at all.
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Sarah Conner isn't supposed to have "charisma". she's supposed to be a soldier and mother to the leader of the resistance. i think she's great. and i thought she was great in 300. all she needs is a boob job and she's good to go.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-09-17 15:37:56 EDT (#)
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Terminator 1 was one of the greatest films ever made
Terminator 2 was a very mediocre action-flick that lost most of the impact of the original
Terminator 3 was a lamentable piece of shit.
Sarah Conner Chronicals is so fucking terrible that if I was John Conner, I would sacrifice myself and instead send the T101 unit back in time to ensure that such a travesty was never made.
Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2008-09-17 11:36:35 EDT (#)
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That Lena chick might be bone-able if she had any tits.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-17 11:05:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-16 21:20:17 EDT (#)
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CASTING???
what's wrong with Lena Headey? she is fucking HOT.
http://flyboyz.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/lena-headey_485341.jpg
http://imaginativewomen.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lena-headey-51.jpg
and Summer Glau is a sci-fi nerd's wet dream.
you're totally gay, Jack.
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Agreed, Glau is super cute and a great part of the Firefly/Serenity collection, but they bit the dust when they cast Lena. She has no charisma at all.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-09-17 09:50:12 EDT (#)
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That gay Terminator scares me - and I don't scare easy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-17 08:54:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-16 21:35:50 EDT (#)
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I'd probably give this a better rating if I had ever heard of this fucking show...movie...whatever the fuck it is. if it fucking loaded in less than 5 years
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-09-17 08:49:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-09-17 08:25:19 EDT (#)
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While I didn't detect any typos in this one (congrats) it lacked one key factor in making this style post (it seems that's all you do) and that was the funny.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-09-17 04:17:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-09-17 02:53:54 EDT (#)
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I quite liked the show. We're still waiting for the second series here.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-09-17 02:46:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-16 21:35:50 EDT (#)
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I'd probably give this a better rating if I had ever heard of this fucking show...movie...whatever the fuck it is.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2008-09-17 01:21:24 EDT (#)
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Captures my feelings exactly
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-09-17 00:20:11 EDT (#)
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a for effort, f for taste
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-09-16 21:44:06 EDT (#)
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ubmitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-16 21:35:50 EDT (#)
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I'd probably give this a better rating if I had ever heard of this fucking show...movie...whatever the fuck it is.
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Jesus. Young pups don't know JACK!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-16 21:35:50 EDT (#)
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I'd probably give this a better rating if I had ever heard of this fucking show...movie...whatever the fuck it is.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-09-16 21:23:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-16 21:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what's wrong with Lena Headey? she is fucking HOT.
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Sure, if you like fifty year olds.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-16 21:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CASTING???
what's wrong with Lena Headey? she is fucking HOT.
http://flyboyz.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/lena-headey_485341.jpg
http://imaginativewomen.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lena-headey-51.jpg
and Summer Glau is a sci-fi nerd's wet dream.
you're totally gay, Jack.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-09-16 21:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
right don't waste time on cheesy tv knockoff of awesome movie, gotcha.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-16 21:03:43 EDT (#)
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Huge Terminator fan here, never watched the show based on casting, which I thought sucked ass.
Enjoyed this breakdown.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2008-09-16 20:58:52 EDT (#)
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So what you're saying is that I didn't miss much by falling asleep at five and waking up at the end of Prison Break? It wouldn't be too bad if Fox would actually show a rerun of these shows now and again.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-16 20:56:41 EDT (#)
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i fucking love that show and i barely watch TV. i've always been a big Terminator fan before the show. i thought they were going to make a mockery of the whole story, but it's surprisingly less cheesy than i expected it to be. don't get me wrong, it's still cheesy, but not in a way that makes it unwatchable.
+2 because this is funny, is about Terminator, and there was a Gordon Freeman reference.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-09-16 20:51:32 EDT (#)
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I haven't watched this, I usually don't watch wanky spin off series unless its Stargate...
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-09-16 20:40:30 EDT (#)
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good review, just remember: I'm in charge of reviewing bad movies around here, SO GET OFF MY KOOL-AID, MOTHERFUCKER!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-09-16 20:37:45 EDT (#)
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The fundamental truth that you're just beginning to see is...
(say it with me, everyone, on three)
1... 2... (all together) 3...
"There's nothing on TV. Turn it off and go outside and play."
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-09-16 20:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I musta missed the point.