Why is 6 afraid of 7? (644 hits)
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Submitted by StereoTypist (View user info) at 2008-09-17 13:51:21 EDT
Because 7 8 9 (Seven... ate... nine... get it? Fuck you)
Why is 3 afraid of 5?
Because 5 raped 3's mom.
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Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2008-09-18 13:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Should have cut the bullshit and opened with the 3 5 joke.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-09-18 10:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I avoided this all day.
Glad i saved it. WINNAR.
Submitted by bromide (user info) at 2008-09-17 17:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mwahahahaha....
needs more rape though.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-09-17 15:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i do love that motivational poster.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-17 15:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that picture totally gave me a boner.
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-09-17 15:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So I'm a tard. I giggled like mad and copied th image to my desktop.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-09-17 14:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I've got a new jelly flavor made from the unripened fruit of the Concord variety. Though tart at first it is sweet once you've gotten used to it and pretty soon you won't want any other flavor. I call it Statutory Grape.
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-09-17 14:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FAILURE DITCH LICKER!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-17 14:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here are some examples on how you do a proper rape joke. Take notes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Rape.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Rape.
What's 18 inches long, weighs 8 pounds and makes women cry all night?
Rape.
Two guys walk into a bar;
Rape.
If I could change the alphabet, I'd put 'u' and 'I' next to each other, then I'd Rape you.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-09-17 14:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehehe. I lol'd
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-17 14:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I haven't heard that joke...yet today.
Fuck off.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-09-17 13:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU KNOW YOU SUCK WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN GET A RAPE JOKE RIGHT.
AMIRITE?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-09-17 13:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*gasps for air*
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Ahem.
I love corny jokes. I literally LOLZ and got strange looks from my coworkers.
That is all, points for funny.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-09-17 13:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
It could've been worse, I guess.
Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2008-09-17 13:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-09-17 13:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kids, kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential
murderers.
-- Homer Simpson
Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part 2)