SPT – Creep is fucking drunk. (250 hits)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (View user info) at 2008-09-18 22:54:16 EDT
This post almost didn't happen because I couldn't find Microsoft Word on my Start menu.
A review of everyone on the front page right now
Clamato - Who the fuck are you?
Addicted - Fellow Marine and actually pretty good so far.
dan tangel - Your dog is gay
JonnyX - This nigga love some porn. I imagine we'd be good friends.
Jack of Spades - noob
Jack McCallum - Isn't this guy a racist Canadian? I can't keep track. All you white people look alike.
katy - She got the FIGHT ass son.
<mysteriousmystery> - You are one whiny ass bitch.
weather - This shit was old before you even started. Get fucked by a rhino.
MonkeyswithGuns - Talent.
Adam™ - Talentless.
kaos-king - You give DeviantArt a boner.
Fungah - I've never read a single word you've written.
X54 - See Fungah.
EmissionImpossible - Also see Fungah
mudwhistle - DANCE MONKEY, DANCE! What is a mudwhistle anyway? Is that redneck for anus?
locksly - Oathmeal, and therefore patently ignored.
New & Improved Director! - Maybe new. Improved is a leap of faith.
sage104 - At least you're not another alter. Jeez that shit is annoying.
<suburbanator350.at.hotmail.com> - Funneh.
Lostnphound - See Fungah
The Redundancy Dept. of Redundancy - Seriously, you're not a dude?
Corn Nugget - Tiggos. Nummy nummy nummy.
jack aholic - Weaksauce.
Thunderpuss - Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat kicked your ass.
Bob's Big Boy - You're fat and greasy. I imagine you eat at Hooters a lot and act like that's a good thing.
Banned - I think stabkill used to be funny, but I can't remember. Doesn't matter. I don't respect anyone planning to vote for McCain.
destroyaparanoia - SEE MUTHAFUCKIN FUNGAH
Steve St. Awesome - Fucking Maddox wannabe.
StereoTypist - Slut
PepsiCoke - Indecisive
OathMeal - Annoying ginger version of Kaelic.
Hornet - Nobody
SandManTate - Total chick magnet.
Forensic - Incredibly interesting and mildly intimidating.
Tardleby the Scrivener - An injury has given you clarity and the freedom to say exactly what you mean in every situation. As such, your true colors have shown through and though you are now slow, you're a damn good man. Plus you can throw cars. That's cool.
JesterLilt - You're a dude?
FATMANTPK - Kinda fallen into the one-trick-pony category, haven't we?
frankthebear - Heh. All I can think about when I see your name is big hairy gay men marching in a parade in P-town wearing leather chaps and nipple clamps.
Grimm - My nigga. The dude upstairs is totally a real person in my mind.
Well that took far longer than I expected and killed my buzz. Time to shower and sleep. 5am comes quicker every time I close my eyes.
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-09-18 22:57:57 EDT (#)
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Nice weather.


