SPT – Creep is fucking drunk. (oh yeah, nsfw probably) (1610 hits)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (View user info) at 2008-09-18 22:58:06 EDT
This post almost didn't happen because I couldn't find Microsoft Word on my Start menu.
A review of everyone on the front page right now
Clamato - Who the fuck are you?
Addicted - Fellow Marine and actually pretty good so far.
dan tangel - Your dog is gay
JonnyX - This nigga love some porn. I imagine we'd be good friends.
Jack of Spades - noob
Jack McCallum - Isn't this guy a racist Canadian? I can't keep track. All you white people look alike.
katy - She got the FIGHT ass son.
<mysteriousmystery> - You are one whiny ass bitch.
weather - This shit was old before you even started. Get fucked by a rhino.
MonkeyswithGuns - Talent.
Adam™ - Talentless.
kaos-king - You give DeviantArt a boner.
Fungah - I've never read a single word you've written.
X54 - See Fungah.
EmissionImpossible - Also see Fungah
mudwhistle - DANCE MONKEY, DANCE! What is a mudwhistle anyway? Is that redneck for anus?
locksly - Oathmeal, and therefore patently ignored.
New & Improved Director! - Maybe new. Improved is a leap of faith.
sage104 - At least you're not another alter. Jeez that shit is annoying.
<suburbanator350.at.hotmail.com> - Funneh.
Lostnphound - See Fungah
The Redundancy Dept. of Redundancy - Seriously, you're not a dude?
Corn Nugget - Tiggos. Nummy nummy nummy.
jack aholic - Weaksauce.
Thunderpuss - Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat kicked your ass.
Bob's Big Boy - You're fat and greasy. I imagine you eat at Hooters a lot and act like that's a good thing.
Banned - I think stabkill used to be funny, but I can't remember. Doesn't matter. I don't respect anyone planning to vote for McCain.
destroyaparanoia - SEE MUTHAFUCKIN FUNGAH
Steve St. Awesome - Fucking Maddox wannabe.
StereoTypist - Slut
PepsiCoke - Indecisive
OathMeal - Annoying ginger version of Kaelic.
Hornet - Nobody
SandManTate - Total chick magnet.
Forensic - Incredibly interesting and mildly intimidating.
Tardleby the Scrivener - An injury has given you clarity and the freedom to say exactly what you mean in every situation. As such, your true colors have shown through and though you are now slow, you're a damn good man. Plus you can throw cars. That's cool.
JesterLilt - You're a dude?
FATMANTPK - Kinda fallen into the one-trick-pony category, haven't we?
frankthebear - Heh. All I can think about when I see your name is big hairy gay men marching in a parade in P-town wearing leather chaps and nipple clamps.
Grimm - My nigga. The dude upstairs is totally a real person in my mind.
Well that took far longer than I expected and killed my buzz. Time to shower and sleep. 5am comes quicker every time I close my eyes.
User Reviews
Submitted by dantangel (user info) at 2009-07-08 15:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to tell you to suck me but...
the boobs got you the +2
what the hell, SUCK ME EITHER WAY
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-22 00:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, so utterly true, on all counts.
Though 'nobody' isn't very nice.
Yay for boobies, even small ones!
Submitted by Clamato (user info) at 2008-09-19 15:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for making me first on the list =]
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-09-19 14:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Seriously. I don't have a peener.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114633
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-09-19 13:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-09-19 12:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-09-19 11:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Amazing.
You are every bit as stupid as you look.
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And I'm sure you're just a pillar of the intellectual community. Don't hurt your back sucking your own cock.
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speaking of sucking your own cock. that sculpture at the bottom looks like optimus prime doing just that.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-09-19 13:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks I think?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-09-19 12:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
goddammit that ho owes me a hula hoop.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-09-19 12:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
As a matter of fact I am - at least to some degree.
Hey - we can't all be squat ugly little toads/cage fighters.
The world needs scholars too.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-09-19 12:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-09-19 11:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Amazing.
You are every bit as stupid as you look.
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And I'm sure you're just a pillar of the intellectual community. Don't hurt your back sucking your own cock.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-09-19 12:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"katy - She got the FIGHT ass son"
WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN?????
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-09-19 11:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Amazing.
You are every bit as stupid as you look.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-09-19 10:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FATMANTPK - Kinda fallen into the one-trick-pony category, haven't we?
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Was I ever in another category? Maybe I was part of the "Tried to write decent but failed" and now have fallen inot simple picture and RIP posts.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-09-19 10:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JesterLilt - You're a dude?
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Not a dude no, sorry.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-09-19 08:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks, I think that's the first time I've been called talented here.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-09-19 08:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're plenty nice. It's that you're a smart, successful, educated, tall, attractive, physically fit, Harley-riding badass that works a job most of us wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. Intimidation is going to be part of the package whether you want it to or not. It's not necessarily a bad thing. I'm just saying that without something like Uber to make your personality accessible before all those other things...well, let's just say some people might not approach you in a bar. C'est la vive.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-19 07:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forensic - Incredibly interesting and mildly intimidating.
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Thank you. The "intimidating" thing is concerning. This isn't the first time I've heard this about myself.
Maybe I need to be nicer.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-09-19 07:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-09-19 01:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111967 <--- it'll change the way you take a dump in your pants.
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Oops. I actually reviewed that post. I guess I forgot about you. Sorry.
lostnphound - Also very very funneh.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-09-19 07:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-09-18 23:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im greasy?
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Definitely. Don't worry, you're not alone. I too suffer from oily skin. No reason to deny it. Rub your finger on the side of your nose. Now rub that finger on a piece of paper. Is that piece of paper now transparent? Yeah, I thought so. And those Hooters girls look damn hot on costume night. Enjoying a restaurant full of big-breasted bubbleheads in skimpy naughty cop Halloween costumes is nothing to be ashamed of. Just stick to the cobb salad.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-19 05:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
EmissionImpossible - Also see Fungah
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Why whats he done? Has he slept with a monkey? If not, I dont wanna see him.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-19 01:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-18 20:12:45 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The picture on the lower right? That shit happens every day during the bay area commute.
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from what i remember, the picture on the upper right does, too
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-19 01:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sure
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-09-19 01:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111967 <--- it'll change the way you take a dump in your pants.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-09-19 00:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lostnphound - See Fungah
Fungah - I've never read a single word you've written.
Perhaps you should give me a shot. I'm liable to make you feel competent in linguistics...I promise.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-18 23:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That list is pretty fucking accurate, although I don't think you called enough of these people fucking morons.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2008-09-18 23:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Funneh?"
I think I was complimented.
I hope I was complimented.
Screw it, I'll take it as a compliment.
Semper Fi, Devil Dog.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-09-18 23:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im greasy?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-18 23:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the pics. I've always wanted to go to Burning Man.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-18 23:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Total Chick Magnet = auto +2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-18 23:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The picture on the lower right? That shit happens every day during the bay area commute.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-18 23:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by creep_firebombing (View user info) at 2008-09-18 22:58:06 EDT
"This nigga..."
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RACIST!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-09-18 23:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Friend of mine went to Burning Man this year. She showed me pictures of her boobs. Nice boobs they are, too.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-09-18 23:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-09-18 22:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maddox wannabe?