An open letter to Cadbury (716 hits)
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Submitted by Zoobie2000 (View user info) at 2008-09-19 06:46:46 EDT
To Whom It May Concern:
Re: Inappropriate packaging of Cadbury Flake
Dear Sir or Madam:
I recently went on holiday to this delightful island in the South Pacific. We then travelled up to Vietnam, through Turkey and eventually back home to bonnie Scotland. It was the most engaging and pleasant journey through a magical land. I can tell you that it is definitely worthwhile to go to such places. We saw many interesting cows and dogs and the people were so funny and happy. The children in such places are so innocent and sweet, it was amazing to see their little faces beaming with joy, young and wandering in the sunshine wearing only a small pair of shorts, sweat glistening in the sun on their nubile young torsos.
I enjoyed feeding the children all manner of sweets. There was a chocolate maker in Vietnam who made the most unbelievably flaky chocolate which the young children loved to eat. I particularly enjoyed its crumbly texture melting on my mouth. Returning home, I purchased the enclosed Flake chocolate bar, hoping to emulate the feeling I had when feeding the young scantily dressed scamps in Vietnam. On the packet it states "The Crumbliest Flakiest Milk Chocolate". I would like you to be aware that this is most certainly not the case. The chocolate from the vendor in Vietnam near the kids' playing field was of a far crumblier and flaky texture. I would like you to remove this false information from your pack. I am disgusted and enraged at such bold obviously false statements.
Yours truly,
Phil McKraken II
* note that I duly received a letter addressed to Mr P McKraken stating that my comments had been forwarding to the marketing department. On another note, Phil McKraken is probably on the sex offenders list now.
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-09-20 06:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Gyro_Gearloose (user info) at 2008-09-19 19:18:45 EDT (#)
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What's the difference between greyhound racing and Gary
Glitter?
The greyhounds wait for the hare.
http://www.morant-park.co.uk/jokes/page163.htm
http://xltronic.com/mb/104702/gary-glitter-jokes
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-09-19 17:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hhahahha.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-09-19 12:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's the one that's impossible to eat neatly without basically opening just the top and just pouring the crumbly contents straight into your mouth right?
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-09-19 11:29:47 EDT (#)
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Jesus Crap, Gyro_Gearloose for the win:
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Gary+Glitter&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-09-19 11:08:11 EDT (#)
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I don't understand... why would Phil McKraken be on a sex offenders list now? :<(
Submitted by Gyro_Gearloose (user info) at 2008-09-19 10:52:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-09-19 09:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude...
Is that Tony Curtis in a Liberace/Elvis outfit?
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Worse.
That would be the globe-trotting, rock and roll pedophile, Gary Glitter, I believe.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Glitter
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-09-19 09:48:30 EDT (#)
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Dude...
Is that Tony Curtis in a Liberace/Elvis outfit?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-09-19 09:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Points for weird!!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-19 09:04:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-09-19 08:45:29 EDT (#)
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hahahahahaha! Very funny! I did something very similar with Jaffa Cakes.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-19 08:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you might be the funniest person on this site.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-09-19 08:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should really send out more letters like this, try to pressure them to give you the "free" coupons, which they normally send plenty of to make up for the most trivial of mistakes.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-19 07:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck was this?
Whatever it was, I laughed...