G-Fest '08: Flash Fiction "The Past Should Stay Dead" or "An Itching Black Spot" [THRILLER] (445 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.37 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by EJ (View user info) at 2008-09-21 17:49:01 EDT
It's close to midnight
something evil's lurkin' from the dark
Under the moonlight
You see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream
But terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze
As horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed
'Cause this is thriller
Thriller night
And no one's gonna save you
From the beast about to strike
You know it's thriller
Thriller night
You're fighting for your life
Inside a killer
Thriller tonight, yeah
You hear the door slam
And realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand
And wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes
And hope that this is just imagination
Girl, but all the while
You hear a creature creepin' up behind
You're outta time
'Cause this is thriller
Thriller night
There ain't no second chance
Against the thing with the forty eyes, girl
(Thriller)
(Thriller night)
You're fighting for your life
Inside a killer
Thriller tonight
Night creatures call
And the dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time
(They're open wide)
This is the end of your life
They're out to get you
There's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you
Unless you change that number on your dial
Now is the time
For you and I to cuddle close together, yeah
All through the night
I'll save you from the terror on the screen
I'll make you see
That this is thriller
Thriller night
'Cause I can thrill you more
Than any goule would ever dare try
(Thriller)
(Thriller night)
So let me hold you tight
And share a
(killer, diller, chiller)
(Thriller here tonight)
'Cause this is thriller
Thriller night
Girl, I can thrill you more
Than any goule would ever dare try
(Thriller)
(Thriller night)
So let me hold you tight
And share a
(killer, thriller)
I'm gonna thrill you tonight
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'all's neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
I'm gonna thrill you tonight
(Thriller, thriller)
I'm gonna thrill you tonight
(Thriller night, thriller)
I'm gonna thrill you tonight
Ooh, babe, I'm gonna thrill you tonight
Thriller night, babe
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
for no mere mortal can resist
the evil of the thriller
User Reviews
Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-10-13 13:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Go steal some more shit from b0g you cock mongling dog feltcher.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-13 10:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you pussy
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-22 04:46:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-23 02:46:03 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy SHIT.
Who the fuck is Impassive-Digressive?
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I was wondering myself, some jolly good old posts on that account.
Also, EJ, you forgot the intro bit. How could you?
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2008-09-22 03:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was dancing along to this.
Well played.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-09-22 01:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't remember what happened here, but I am pretty sure, I was going to give it a negative rating.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-21 21:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-09-21 20:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anti-bubba rating.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-21 17:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I smiled...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-09-21 17:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Plagiarism is dogshit.
So are you.
Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-09-21 17:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Because subtly isn't obvious enough.