Crazy Sour Skittles (738 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: 1.2 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Zoobie2000 (View user info) at 2008-09-22 12:02:57 EDT
To Whom It May Concern:
Re: Crazy Sours Skittles
Dear Sir or Madam:
I recently purchased a multipack of Skittles from WM Morrison the grocer. There were four packs in total, two being the more traditional 'Fruits' variety, the other two being the 'Crazy Sours' variety. I have never tried the new 'Crazy Sours' so I looked forward to it with great anticipation. My mouth was watering all the way home, in fact there was a veritable wet spot on my lap which I had to ask my lovely young niece to buff off. I couldn't wait until after I had my tea and given my young niece a sponge bath, to tuck into some crazily sour sugar based snacks.
Alas! They are not in the least bit sour, they barely twinged my taste buds in the slightest. Even Lucy my pet hamster ate one. I gave one to Ceilidh my pet dog who also ate it with barely a whimper. She has unfortunately passed away very recently. I have included a photograph of her which I hope you will keep in your office. A few Skittles were one of the last things she ate apart from Lucy.
In any case I would like to bitterly complain about the lack of sour in your sweets. I have enclosed the empty pack, and expect a refund forthwith.
Yours truly,
Phil McKraken II
User Reviews
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-09-26 10:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You will like the weather or the heavens shall open upon thee.
Someone already did this style of writing on this site, only better.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-09-23 11:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A poor imitation of http://www.amazon.com/Timewaster-Letters-Robin-Cooper/dp/1556527551
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doodles is being such a sweetheart lately.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-09-22 21:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I rather quite liked this.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-09-22 21:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've never liked sour skittles. Just haven't.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-22 20:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe you should eat my sour dick.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-09-22 19:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yawn,
Ted L Nancy called. He wants his shtick back
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-22 16:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They are not 'new' they have been around ages, and Morrisons is a bit chav.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-09-22 15:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-09-22 15:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I ate a faceful of these on Friday and almost died.
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Of Skittles or of ugly dog-rat things?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-09-22 15:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I ate a faceful of these on Friday and almost died.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-09-22 14:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've had sour skittle before... they were pretty tangy.
Of course I am a real pussy when it comes to sour/spicy/salty things
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-09-22 14:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-09-22 14:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-09-22 14:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sour factor is directly proportional to how much crystals are on the skittle. That crystalized powder is fairly sour, but not all bags have the same amount.
It's like thc crystals.
Try MDMA crystals and you'll forget about skittles.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-09-22 14:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sour factor is directly proportional to how much crystals are on the skittle. That crystalized powder is fairly sour, but not all bags have the same amount.
It's like thc crystals.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-22 13:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They just taste nasty.................................................................................................
........................like methods mum
apologies to quint
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-09-22 13:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-09-22 13:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I opened this window and left to get something to eat so I can't remember what I'm reviewing!
Here is a +2 on good faith.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-22 12:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay... that was interesting.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-22 12:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bastards
Submitted by Jack_of_Spades (user info) at 2008-09-22 12:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"...in fact there was a veritable wet spot on my lap which I had to ask my lovely young niece to buff off. I couldn't wait until after I had my tea and given my young niece a sponge bath..."
heh
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-09-22 12:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Two-hundred-thirty-nine pounds?! I'm a blimp! Why are all the good
things so tasty?
-- Homer Simpson
Brush With Greatness
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-22 12:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMN
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2008-09-22 12:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oops forgot to say, no reply was ever received unfortunately