I Want... (605 hits)
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Submitted by cocaine (View user info) at 2008-09-23 12:19:49 EDT
I want to own a skyscraper. I want six-pack abs. I want people to look at me on the street and say, "You see that guy? He's something." I want to be worthwhile; to be useful; to not feel like I'm piddling away the best years of my life at a desk. I want to stop being an asshole to girls. I want to not worry about things. I want to stretch limo to chauffeur me around Manhattan. I want to never wait in a line again at a bar because I am THAT cool. I want a Brioni suit. A Rolex Daytona. A penthouse on 5th Avenue with views overlooking the Park. I want the life.
I want a girlfriend who I actually love. Who I won't WANT to cheat on. I want to be the kind of person who doesn't care about material things, but has them anyway. I want to work harder; be better. I want to learn to play guitar. I want to go to Dubai.
I want to stop envying the possessions of others. I want to stop caring so much about the accomplishments of other people and start producing for myself.
I want the get-up-and-go.
I want to shut up already and stop complaining. So I will...
User Reviews
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-09-23 23:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i want cocain too.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-09-23 16:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a very helpful sentient computer. And you are full of logic too.
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
youre still playing with fire when you cross the 9 inch threshold. i'd say be happy with the schvantz you got now and just do a lot of grinding instead of thrusting. girls like that better anyway.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK. Good argument. I'll take a 10 incher, then.
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:37:56 EDT (#)
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i actually think a 12 inch cock would do more harm than good. there arent many girls out there (or...men...if that's your thing) willing to take on such a behemoth.
i should know. it's both a blessing and a curse.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
None of this has changed my mind. I still want a 12 inch penis. I'm sure that all my problems would go away if I had a huge cock.
I'd just fuck all my problems to death.
In the ass.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I want some cocaine now.
the guilty undertaker sighs the lonesome organ grinder grinds the silver saxophones say I should refuse you.
the drunken politician leaps upon the streets where mothers weep and the saviors who are fast asleep they'll wait for you.
no, I wasn't very cute now was I
I want my MTV!!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:32:48 EDT (#)
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Id love youuuuuuuuuu
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:30:38 EDT (#)
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to need meeeeeeee
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:26:40 EDT (#)
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I need you
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
to want me
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:19:07 EDT (#)
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i want you
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:16:43 EDT (#)
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..completely fucked those lyrics up
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:16:06 EDT (#)
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i wish i had a girl who looked good, i would caller. i wish i had a rabbit and a bat and a six-four impala.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh and to be a baller, shotcaller
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
a helicopter
i love my job and I love my house but the two are 86 miles apart
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-09-23 12:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i kind of want an exotic pet, too. not a farm animal like an emu, per se....but something original....maybe a giraffe.
how often do you see pet giraffes?
i'd keep him on my ranch in colorado. i want one of those too.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-09-23 12:41:21 EDT (#)
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Hey Fungah - I'm goin' to 'relish' tonight.
That anywhere near your cave?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-09-23 12:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
dude... did you just quote the barenaked ladies?
Did I just KNOW you quoted the barenaked ladies?
fuck.
I want a magical rewind button.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-23 12:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No I mean these 2 gay hippies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr1pWzoLvT8
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-09-23 12:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wan exotic pet.
Like a llama.
Or an emu.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-23 12:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want a 12 inch dick
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-09-23 12:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I NEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-09-23 12:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I WANT
I NEEEEED.
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-09-23 12:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sigfried and roy?
no...they have tigers.
and they're in vegas.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-23 12:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want a pet lion like those 2 gay hippies from London.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-09-23 12:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You see, there are some crybabies out there -- religious types mostly
-- who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to
turn off your set now. C'mon, I dare you. Bock-bock-bock-bock-bock!
Chicken!
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-09-23 12:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I want those 45 seconds back.