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Rating: -0.37 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by InkyFingers (View user info) at 2008-09-25 10:38:24 EDT


I hadn't realized I was being screened. While we ate ice cream and watched funky-fresh horror films. The questions, an interview for fatherhood. You're almost at the point where you leap high into your new life. I should have realized when you told me you wouldn't mind being a mother. I realize now. Lucky for me, I'd brought you one of the greatest ideas of my life as a gift. You're the only one I told about that one. (shhhh, it really will change the world.) It kept me in the running, perhaps in the lead. Don't count me out. I left my old life at the bottom of the Alabama river, with a rock belted to his waste and bubbles tickling reflections of the moon.

THis morning I woke hopeful... hopeful... hopeful...hopeful...hopeful...hopeful...wow. Don't count me out yet because I spoke on redundant topics, hopefully you can appreciate that I had to know the truth and could not stop untill then.

See you in December.

--Reutabagha





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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-03-06 06:07:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-25 13:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This hurt to read, again. You change tenses and possessions mid sentence, and I have no fucking idea what this post was even supposed to be about.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-09-25 13:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2008-09-25 11:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF?

Submitted by John_H_Kim (user info) at 2008-09-25 11:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

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Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-09-25 11:19:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jack McCallum is a published author. You can buy his books on Amazon.com

http://www.amazon.com/Made-U-S-Jack-McCallum/dp/0738867764

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2008-09-25 10:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nothing personal, but the -2 and "Don't Bother" come hand in hand.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-09-25 10:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

thinking about names yet?

isnt this about having a kid?


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explode! I think it was called `The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'

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