Ten tiny true stories about pyjamas (619 hits)
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Submitted by shandythetopdog (View user info) at 2008-09-26 21:23:22 EDT
1. I spilled milk all over my pyjamas as I drove stoned to the whorehouse, guzzling from a large carton. The whore - a pleasant young woman - was very amused that I had arrived in pyjamas. I ejaculated voluminously all over the crucifix that dangled from her throat.
2. Upon being refused access to a nightclub because I was dressed in pyjama pants (and a normal shirt), I lectured the bouncer and the people in the queue about fashion trends in Italy, about which they were all woefully unaware. I almost had them under my spell, until a sluttish hag cried out "They're just his fucking pyjamas, and look at his horrible old shoes!"
3. When I was about seven, I asked my mother to sew up the fly of my summer pyjama shorts before I went on a sleepover to my friend Rachel's house. I was concerned she (Rachel) might see my penis.
4. On a recent holiday in Malaysia I ended up drunk in the swanky communal swimming pool with my friends' maid at 3am wearing my summer pyjama shorts. As I climbed up the ladder out of the pool, my erect penis popped out of the fly. The maid giggled and quickly tucked 'Mr Trufflehunter' back in, pointing out the security cameras.
5. Even though I present myself as a Great Dad, I often allow my son to sleep in his school clothes and continue wearing them the next day. It saves all the time and bother of getting him into and out of pyjamas.
6. On Saturday mornings, I make my son change out of his school uniform into ordinary clothes. I am afraid that people will wonder why he is wearing school clothes on the weekend, put two and two together, and expose me as a Bad Father who lets his son sleep in his clothes.
7. For a brief but horrible period in my childhood I shared a bedroom with my brother who is 12 years older than me. He used to lift weights and get very sweaty, and would always grab my pyjamas from the pillow and use them to wipe off his sweat, bashing me aside if I protested.
8. Many years ago I was driving with a girl from Melbourne to Canberra in a panel van. We drove off the highway into a field for a root, but afterwards discovered the car had become bogged in the mud. I foolishly attempted to solve this by laying various items of clothing, including our pyjamas, in front of the tyres. The tow-truck driver was apparently puzzled that the field around our van was strewn with muddy clothes and pyjamas (I had hidden before he arrived, ashamed of myself).
9. This is something that only just occurred to me now as a result of writing this, but I have a strong desire to wear women's pyjamas, and will go and purchase some shortly. Nothing too slutty, but something soft and feminine with little love hearts or teddy bears. I wonder if you can buy them pre-worn and imbued with female body warmth and fragrance.
10. I used to own a sleeping outfit modelled on the superman suit. I wondered if it would give me the power to fly, but being a cautious child decided to test this theory at the swimming pool. I leapt upwards from the side of the pool with a fair degree of optimism, but was soon experiencing soaking wet pyjamas for the first time.
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Submitted by Lamia (user info) at 2008-09-28 07:51:12 EDT (#)
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I have 23 pairs of pj's!
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-09-28 04:34:28 EDT (#)
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Couldnt sleep a wink last night
Oh how i´d love to hold you tight
They say you have a secret life
Made sacrifice your key to paradise
Never mind, take the world by storm
Just boogaloo a rhapsody divine
Take a sweet girl just like you
How nice if only we could bill and coo
I may seem a fool to you for ev´rything I say or think or do
How could I apologise for all those lies
The world may keeps us far apart but up in heaven, angel
You can have my heart
Diamonds may be your best friend
But like laughter after tears
I´ll follow you to the end
Pyjamarama
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-09-27 12:11:34 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-09-27 09:02:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-09-27 05:14:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-09-27 01:46:08 EDT (#)
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9. This is something that only just occurred to me now as a result of writing this, but I have a strong desire to wear women's pyjamas, and will go and purchase some shortly. Nothing too slutty, but something soft and feminine with little love hearts or teddy bears. I wonder if you can buy them pre-worn and imbued with female body warmth and fragrance.
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You can buy used panties in Japan, I'm sure there's a website for pjs.
And if not, I may have found a niche market.
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you have pj's??
USED PJ'S?????
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-09-27 03:04:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-27 02:15:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-09-27 01:46:08 EDT (#)
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9. This is something that only just occurred to me now as a result of writing this, but I have a strong desire to wear women's pyjamas, and will go and purchase some shortly. Nothing too slutty, but something soft and feminine with little love hearts or teddy bears. I wonder if you can buy them pre-worn and imbued with female body warmth and fragrance.
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You can buy used panties in Japan, I'm sure there's a website for pjs.
And if not, I may have found a niche market.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-09-27 01:40:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-09-27 00:05:05 EDT (#)
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and tell us if you know, top dog, is apollo88 dead?
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I certainly hope not. I give him boatloads of shit for acting like a moron here, but he is a fellow human being, and I don't want anything bad to happen to him.
GOD HELP ME. I DIDN'T SAY THAT. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE OLD MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-09-27 01:11:04 EDT (#)
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no news from the giant head of texas
he's probably using the typhoon thing as an excuse to avoid sending me the ipod he PROMISED me months ago. this is what happens when people become wealthy - they will go to any lengths to avoid the smallest act of generosity.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-09-27 00:49:50 EDT (#)
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top dog +2
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-27 00:21:34 EDT (#)
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I lull'd
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2008-09-27 00:18:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-09-27 00:05:05 EDT (#)
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and tell us if you know, top dog, is apollo88 dead?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-09-27 00:04:11 EDT (#)
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this is the best of this bandwagon, hands down.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-09-26 22:11:47 EDT (#)
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Damn. I want to experience soaking PJ's now, too.