Thankyou UBER! esp experimas (593 hits)
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Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2008-09-28 07:50:05 EDT
....For all the ten tiny true stories. http://www.ubersite.com/u/experima/l/stories
They all fucking rock (except for those shitty ones). Makes me feel happy to be here instead of resentfully logging on everyday in a steriod induced (catabloic not anabolic) rage and thinking everyone except for Rob Berg sucks, and then being rational enough to ask myself "well, why bother logging in then FUCKO" and then getting down on myself for not being nice to Locksly, and then dumping a few epilim and zoloft to stop the mood swings and then smoking a fat bean which counteracts half the meds and then crying myslef to sleep watching Sleepless in Seattle. Phew.
Anyway, it feels that Uber is fucking Uber again.
I think maybe everyone should be asked to submit a few tiny truths before posting on Uber, (kinda like how pulsehead used to rate you on your first post)...
But thats not really in the spirit of Uber...
I coud only post one story, on account my memory isn't the best at the moment, and I think my best 'truthful' stories were already posted during my first few months here before I started photoshopping cocks on sicos face.
Anyhoo.
Thanks for starting this tiny truth thing experimas
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-30 17:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what a fag!
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-09-30 16:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gayest thing I've read all day.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-29 08:07:19 EDT (#)
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hey thank me for something, fucking fuck fuck
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-09-29 07:54:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-09-29 06:30:46 EDT (#)
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for serious?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-09-28 21:30:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-28 11:48:46 EDT (#)
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I don't have the sac to buy gold...or any more real estate for that matter.
You should store it in the back of yout toilet tank. Even when the house blows up, the porcelin remians intact.
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Lethal weapon style?
I think my place is worth about 600k right about now, I bought it for 800k 4 years ago and within a year everything up here was 1.1 - 1.2M So I don't feel too bad about that. (compared to others)
A lot of the families here are out of there depth though, I have a feeling I will be buying a few snow mobiles for $10 each this winter.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-09-28 14:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was amazingly homosexual.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-28 13:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aw, lockslys
<3
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-28 11:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't have the sac to buy gold...or any more real estate for that matter.
You should store it in the back of yout toilet tank. Even when the house blows up, the porcelin remians intact.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-09-28 11:27:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-28 11:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Only about 25%....
And it sucks. How the fuck do you think it would feel?
Fortunately, I also have a couple hundred K in cash, which people laughed at 2 years ago.
At least THAT doesn't go backwards.
I did bid on Goldman Sachs- I let Buffett have it so now he owes me a favor.
Shouldn't you be cutting someone's lawn on a Sunday morning?
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No, everyone on my block has fulltime gardeners :(
BTW cash is safe? Do you not know how to read the fucking obvious? Gold bullion, 10 oz bars buy em and bury em. I have gold in the backyard and after 2 winters 4 ft down and totally uncovered its still bright and shiny.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-09-28 11:22:10 EDT (#)
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Damn...I need to cut my lawn.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-28 11:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Only about 25%....
And it sucks. How the fuck do you think it would feel?
Fortunately, I also have a couple hundred K in cash, which people laughed at 2 years ago.
At least THAT doesn't go backwards.
I did bid on Goldman Sachs- I let Buffett have it so now he owes me a favor.
Shouldn't you be cutting someone's lawn on a Sunday morning?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-09-28 11:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've lost about 25 percent of my "portfolio," which is paltry anyway. THANK GOD MY FRIGGIN' WIFE TAKES AND WASTES ALMOST ALL MY MONEY SO I DIDN'T HAVE MORE TO LOSE! GOD LOVE THAT IRRESPONSIBLE WOMAN!
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-09-28 11:06:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-28 10:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nahhhh.
Now, I'm just the king of fucking your sister.
How's life as a retard working out for you?
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It gets better everyday.
I thought you'd be claiming you bought into goldman sachs just before Buffet... Thats soundslike something your type would do...
Seriously though how the fuck does it feel to have more than 50% of your capital eroded in what was possibly the most obvious downturn in history?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-28 10:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nahhhh.
Now, I'm just the king of fucking your sister.
How's life as a retard working out for you?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-09-28 10:46:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-28 10:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uber says "shut the fuck up".
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Hey Shlongy, hows the money market you fucking chump! Still the '401' king?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-28 10:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uber says "shut the fuck up".
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-28 09:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Christ, don't mention pH or certain idiots will start screaming. I never understood the reason for that.
That being said, these last few days on Uber have definitely been pretty kick ass. Between 10 Tiny True Stories & GrueberFest '08, there's actually been some great content on the front page. And in turn, **shock** it would seem numbers in general are up. Holy fuck, who would have thought QUALITY POSTS would equal a higher user turnout!!!