10 Truths (467 hits)
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Submitted by UnknownEntity (View user info) at 2008-09-28 21:52:37 EDT
1. On my year 9 school camp, the teachers told us that at the end of the 7 day hiking experience we would be "Men", I cried everyday because I was home sick and thought we were going to miss the bus home. My mates have never let me forget that.
2. I once tried to light a fart on fire on my 12th Birthday, instead of farting I shat myself in front of my best friend. He laughed at me so to get him back I took off my jocks and chased him around the house. My grandparents never looked at me the same, either did he really.
3. I once had a threesome with two sisters. I was only 16.
4. I have turkey slapped everyone that has crashed at my place.
5. Once when high off my head on pot I thought I was my 7th Grade Gym teacher and proceeded to make everyone at the party do laps and push ups. Never saw those people again.
6. I broke into a Primary School canteen with a few mates from senior high, about 2 minutes into our raid the police showed up. We barged out the room and knocked them over with the door, we all spilt up and hid. My friends got caught and told the police who I was, while I hid in a tree for 3 hours only to hand myself in later. Pointless.
7. I have slept with three best mate's younger sisters.
8. I work full time yet I only do around three hours of actually work a week.
9. My first kiss was in pre school and I ended up sleeping with that same girl 16 years later after we met up at a party. Small world.
10. The first time I tried ecstasy I sat in my best mates living room rubbing his walls and carpet for 3 hours straight humming the star wars theme song while occasionally throwing in a Darth Vader breathing sound.
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Submitted by John_H_Kim (user info) at 2008-09-30 12:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by UnknownEntity (user info) at 2008-09-29 19:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow the fact that most of you people believe these to be lies is really amazeing because each one of them is 100% true. Why would i need to lie to impress a bunch of people i dont know and dont care about?
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2008-09-29 01:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That last one was a bit humorous...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-09-29 01:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-09-29 00:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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I fly like paper, get high like planes
If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name
If you come around here, I make 'em all day
I get one down in a second if you wait
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Sometimes I think sitting on trains
Every stop I get to I'm clocking that game
Everyone's a winner now we're making that fame
Bonafide hustler making my name
[x4]
All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money
[x2]
Pirate skulls and bones
Sticks and stones and weed and bongs
Running when we hit 'em
Lethal poison through their system
[x2]
No one on the corner has swag like us
Hit me on my burner prepaid wireless
We pack and deliver like UPS trucks
Already going hell just pumping that gas
[x4]
All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money
M.I.A.
Third world democracy
Yeah, I got more records than the K.G.B.
So, uh, no funny business
Some some some I some I murder
Some I some I let go
Some some some I some I murder
Some I some I let go
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2008-09-28 23:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this meant to be funny cause they are all obvious lies?
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-09-28 23:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't stand it when people get really high and go overboard. I know I can get retarded, but when you get to the point that people don't ever want to hang around you..maybe you ought to step back, take a look at yourself and figure out what went wrong.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-09-28 23:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by UnknownEntity (user info) at 2008-09-28 22:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it wasnt a full mental change, someone mentioned that teacher and i kind of took imitation to the next level
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-28 22:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I've never been so high on POT that I thought I was someone else.
I have to call bullshit.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-28 22:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not to sound like a dick, but what planet are you from? I'm just slightly curious...