A humanistic approach to life..I guess.. (605 hits)
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Submitted by Tigre (View user info) at 2008-09-28 23:17:19 EDT
Life man. Fuckin'..life..
For awhile there, I grew up on uber. Ubersite was like my superman pajamas, my saturday morning cartoons, and my weed.
And I forgot about you guys.
I've been doing a lot of thinking. Maybe even too much thinking, but nonetheless thinking. I've been expanding my mind through meditation, drugs, or a mix of both. I've been taking in all thoughts from other people, I've been listening to everyone. I've come to one conclusion-
Life man. Fuckin'..life.. Live it.
I can search far and wide. I've found friends, lost them, and found new ones. I've worked all over, I' ve tried tons of things, and yet nothing has come as close to living life as simple things like pissing off your porch during a rainstorm.
Smoking a bowl of weed and eating a bowl of your favorite cereal before passing out the night before your day off. Fuckin' right man, that's livin life. ..right?
When I started hanging with you uberites I was 15 years old. That was four years ago. I'm 19 now, and in 2 days I'll be leaving this house and moving into a one room bachelor pad that shares the same hallway as a mexican tortilleria.
I'm scared ubersite, I'm scared. I'm not scared in the sense of being away from my mother. Not at all. I've been locked up for years, and been back. I'm scared, because now I've finally got to figure out my priorities. Do I want to keep doing what I'm doing? And even more important, what the fuck am I doing right now?
I love working metal. For anyone who knew me before, or who will absentmindedly read my shitty posts from years past will know, I'm a blacksmith at heart. I'm working more than fulltime at a pawnshop, and I'll be moving in literally next door. It's in the industrial ghetto. The room is a true, honesty to God awesome bachelor pad and I'm excited as fuck.
And yet I haven't got a clue in the world what the fuck to do with myself. I'm sitting here with my thumb up my ass, nothing is packed, nothing is ready. The car I've been working on for 3 months still has to be inspected, and I'm just now coming off of a really intense high. I'm calm though ubersite, and I love life.
I can't imagine anything better in this world than stepping foot into it.
So I'm going to go smoke a cigarette. Wait for my weed to arrive, and enjoy my last few days in this house in this shitty drizzling weather.
So essentially, I'm back ubersite. I'm still stoned, and I'm here to stay with some hopefully good posts this time.
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Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2008-09-29 15:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it seems like a lot of people who wrote here in years prior are slinking back into this portal lately. welcome back.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-09-29 14:11:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-29 12:09:09 EDT (#)
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oathmeal- what's next week's "handle" gonna be?
Just go with "cocksucker" so we'll immediately know when you're back.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-09-29 12:02:29 EDT (#)
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"Smoking a bowl of weed and eating a bowl of your favorite cereal before passing out the night before your day off."
That is the best thing in the world...bring on the fire and the Lucky Charms.
"Hearts, stars and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons! Pots of gold and rainbows, and me red balloons!!" ~Lucky the Leprechaun
I fucking LOVE cereal.
POINTS!!
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-09-29 11:36:57 EDT (#)
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Two cockhungry twinks below.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-29 11:20:56 EDT (#)
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oathmeal approved means it must really suck.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-29 11:07:38 EDT (#)
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Yes, but in your case the scenario includes a jizz encrusted sock stuck to your face in the morning, Oathie
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-09-29 10:46:09 EDT (#)
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"Smoking a bowl of weed and eating a bowl of your favorite cereal before passing out the night before your day off."
_______________________
~OathMeal Approved~
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-09-29 10:43:21 EDT (#)
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Life is scary at times and change is difficult for a lot of people. I can attest to that. Don't look at the future as one big uncertainty but rather a commitment to daily life and all that comes with it. There will be ups and downs, good times and bad...but that is, life.
You'll be fine. One word of advise....Do in life what you love to do. You'll be fine.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-09-29 10:33:20 EDT (#)
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I guess urination and substance abuse could be considered living if you consider a stoner alive.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-09-29 09:31:12 EDT (#)
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The fulfilling, enriched and action packed series of events that will forever be chronicled as The Life of the Great One: Doodles the Hero.
That life.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-09-29 09:22:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-09-29 09:18:21 EDT (#)
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This post was a waste of my life
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what life?
ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-09-29 09:18:21 EDT (#)
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This post was a waste of my life.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2008-09-29 08:56:43 EDT (#)
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some choice words of wisdom there WOW !!! OMG LOLZZZ !!!1!!!
on another note where have all the rape posts gone??
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-29 08:05:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-09-29 12:50:37 BST (#)
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you said 'TOE' in capitals, i'm reactive.
I'll reply right now
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reactive
proactive
blah blah blah
i will see it later and reply quickly! unlike some hoodlums.
im tired, too much dope.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-09-29 08:00:00 EDT (#)
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"I' ve tried tons of things, and yet nothing has come as close to living life as simple things like pissing off your porch during a rainstorm."
i pissed off my back porch during a rainstorm last night.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-09-29 07:50:37 EDT (#)
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you said 'TOE' in capitals, i'm reactive.
I'll reply right now.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-29 07:44:40 EDT (#)
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Hey Toe dont be getting all shouty with me!!
You like me remember, im ok, im the dude, remember!The dude abides.
you gonna reply to my email you skanky ho?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-09-29 07:41:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-29 07:35:44 EDT (#)
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TOE
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What!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-29 07:35:44 EDT (#)
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TOE
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-09-29 06:47:22 EDT (#)
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Using uber as your 'dear diary' .....fucking sad.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-09-29 01:13:09 EDT (#)
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This is your third "I'm back" post in your last six posts.
If the best you can come up with at this point is "life man, live it" then I fucking feel sorry for you. Everything about this post screams, "I think I'm more mature than I actually am."
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-09-28 23:56:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-09-28 23:25:21 EDT (#)
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*Ahem.... Shape the metal of your life into a statue that the world will remember. Make it a testament to the ability and goodness of youth, a youth that will lead the rest of us out of this dreary and dismal hell of mediocrity. You have the entire future before you- make it yours.
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I never got a speech like that when I moved out. Mine was more like:
Me: So I got all my shit packed and ready to go to bootcamp will you drive me to the recruiter tomarrow morning?
Dad: What the fuck are you talking about?
Me: Um... remember I joined the military?
Dad: Does this mean your moving out?
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-09-28 23:42:25 EDT (#)
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Just 'cause.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-09-28 23:26:43 EDT (#)
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Well put old chap.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-09-28 23:25:21 EDT (#)
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*Ahem.... Shape the metal of your life into a statue that the world will remember. Make it a testament to the ability and goodness of youth, a youth that will lead the rest of us out of this dreary and dismal hell of mediocrity. You have the entire future before you- make it yours.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-28 23:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I'm Dakota Fanning and I'm totally nailing you in the ass!"
HAHAHAhahahahaaaaaa.... Christ, I'm still laughing at that.
What?
Oh yeah, hey.