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Submitted by stok (View user info) at 2008-09-30 07:30:26 EDT
When we were kids I stayed over at my friends and we were hanging out the front at night, roaming the neighbourhood thinking we were cool. I found a stick and was carrying it around with me. We were sitting on my friends lawn when a dark shape loomed out from behind a tree. It was his neighbour and he thought we were breaking into houses. He grabbed me by the front of my shirt and I pissed and shit myself.
I used to smoke ice (meth) and once after hitting it hard all night I woke up and I was short of breath and my vision was cloudy. My lungs were whistling and I had a throbbing migraine and I could not walk without dragging my feet. Eventually I felt better.
I used to share a room with my brother (locksly) and one day I woke up to a huge toot and an extreme odour of shit. I opened my eyes and saw a barking spider 3 inches from my nose. Locksly had but his bare arse on my face and farted.
And such and such.
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-10-01 08:58:56 EDT (#)
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phuck it
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-10-01 08:23:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by therealgeddylee (user info) at 2008-09-30 19:04:13 EDT (#)
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Wow.
Literary genius.
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Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-09-30 15:07:52 EDT (#)
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and such and such????
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Submitted by John_H_Kim (user info) at 2008-09-30 14:42:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
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Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-09-30 13:31:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
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And you are...who again?
Submitted by therealgeddylee (user info) at 2008-09-30 19:04:13 EDT (#)
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Wow.
Literary genius.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-09-30 15:07:52 EDT (#)
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and such and such????
Submitted by John_H_Kim (user info) at 2008-09-30 14:42:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-09-30 13:31:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-09-30 12:20:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-09-30 07:41:26 EDT (#)
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hey skrapmetal i built a pergola out the back it is fucken sweet
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A picture-post of it's construction is in order. I will +2 that post.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-30 10:49:03 EDT (#)
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Nice post, Hemingway.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-09-30 10:29:31 EDT (#)
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8track and locksly - best two things to happen to ubersite since ever.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-09-30 08:03:28 EDT (#)
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bros4lyf
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-09-30 07:54:43 EDT (#)
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brothers? locksly represent Paramus Stok represent pergolas
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-09-30 07:41:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-09-30 07:41:26 EDT (#)
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hey skrapmetal i built a pergola out the back it is fucken sweet
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-09-30 07:40:38 EDT (#)
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Should've been called 'Bits of Boring Bollocks.'
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-09-30 07:38:54 EDT (#)
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From http://health.howstuffworks.com/question139.htm
How does the sense of smell work? What causes a smell?
Smell is a very direct sense. In order for you to smell something, molecules from that thing have to make it to your nose. Everything you smell, therefore, is giving off molecules -- whether it is bread in the bakery, onions, perfume, a piece of fruit [, your brother's asshole] or whatever.
Crux of the Biscuit: your brother (locksly) actually shit in your nose.