Uber Guitar Warz - Thoughts? (785 hits)
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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2008-10-02 14:08:28 EDT
From our own CT:
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-10-02 13:49:37 EDT (#)
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[Y]ou'd best be calling me AND Shlongy if there is any semblance of an Uber guitar war to take place. :)
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Ok.
I happen to think this is a great idea and not just because I'm a fucking badass on the guitar.
How would this be structured? What would the entries have to be like?
Who would run it?
Would you Uber commoners care enough to even vote/participate?
And the most important question: Would Caulaincourt take enough time out of his day to bless us with his mad Duran Duran cover song skills?
Anyway, drop your -2 and commentary here.
Thx!
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Submitted by psikosismc (user info) at 2008-10-11 17:21:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-10-10 20:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-05 21:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a retard.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-10-04 18:34:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-02 22:33:18 EDT (#)
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i have some thoughts: youre a gaylord.
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haha
this sour fucker made me laugh.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-04 17:00:17 EDT (#)
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'Preciate that, myshit. I hope I can provide you with material that is worth your vote. If this ever comes to pass, that is.
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2008-10-04 02:06:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-10-03 15:21:19 EDT (#)
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I'm voting for Skrap 4 million times.
One +2 for each alter I don't own.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-10-03 09:52:42 EDT (#)
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What Skrap said. Post a backing track and i'll participate, since I don't mind intarwebz embarrassment.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-03 00:34:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2008-10-02 20:12:52 EDT (#)
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+2 for NITRO! The loudest fucking band in the world! Suplemented by Man-o-0War later on though. The lead singer holds the record for the longest note.
The guitarist had a kick-ass multi-neck guitar shaped like an X. Someone stole it though, bloody wanker. That guy could school Eddie Van Halen.
I thought only myself, the guy who introduced me to the band and the four members of the band were the only ones who had heard of them.
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Michael Angelo Batio. one of the absolute baddest metal guitarists in the world.
that picture of Nitro was for me. how sweet!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-02 22:33:18 EDT (#)
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i have some thoughts: youre a gaylord.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2008-10-02 20:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for NITRO! The loudest fucking band in the world! Suplemented by Man-o-0War later on though. The lead singer holds the record for the longest note.
The guitarist had a kick-ass multi-neck guitar shaped like an X. Someone stole it though, bloody wanker. That guy could school Eddie Van Halen.
I thought only myself, the guy who introduced me to the band and the four members of the band were the only ones who had heard of them.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-02 19:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If anybody else had come up with this, it might have been good, hell, I might have even signed up. How on earth you think you can run a music contest when you're about as entertaining and unwelcome as herpes I'll never know.
All the best with this *cough splutter*.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2008-10-02 18:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW!
There you go, faggle
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-02 18:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I won't read the reviews. I'm not interested in this idea in the least.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-02 16:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
here's my entry- http://thengamer.com/misc/Europe%20-%20The%20Final%20Countdown.mp3
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:34:26 EDT (#)
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Well, when it is constantly raining shit on you who would like the weather?
I'm done here. I have more pressing matters to attend like perhaps a last minute hurricane (not the shitty beer you drink either).
Enjoy your contest or lack thereof!
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't put shit on the uberboard.
Get back to trolling for dumpster sluts on craigslist, you ignorant fuck up. It's glaringly obvious you're wanted around here even less than *I* am.
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:20:09 EDT (#)
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I guess it was you who wasted your money on the uberboard a week back.
Way to go stupid.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This +2 is to encourage you to vote Astley.
http://ema.mtv.co.uk/vote/#__best_act_ever
Now do it.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And what talents do YOU have, sico?
Oh.
That's right.
None.
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
First round voting ends Friday at midnight!
Give them a read even if they won by forfeit, there's some really good stuff.
icarus1987: Gargoyle http://www.ubersite.com/m/118950
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Impassive-Digressive: The Gargoyle http://www.ubersite.com/m/118922
stardamage: Floorboards http://www.ubersite.com/m/118960
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Ahumblefool: Floorboards http://www.ubersite.com/m/118981
Fungah: Like Unto Stone http://www.ubersite.com/m/119028
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JoeyG: Heartstarter http://www.ubersite.com/m/119012
inion_de_trua: the blizzard http://www.ubersite.com/m/119033
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Jack_McCallum: The Blizzard http://www.ubersite.com/m/118987
Hornet: The Nest http://www.ubersite.com/m/118982
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Gonefiguring: The Nest http://www.ubersite.com/m/119029
Brian_Johns: The Unspoken http://www.ubersite.com/m/118961
Brdn_Nkd: Under Glass http://www.ubersite.com/m/118973
Squirrelly_Girl: Who Killed the Chokomut Loving Zombie and Why? http://www.ubersite.com/m/118945
Snark: Brick by Brick http://www.ubersite.com/m/119032
Whiskeyjack: Needles http://www.ubersite.com/m/118983
Desz: Duel http://www.ubersite.com/m/118989
Sandmantate: Burning Eyes http://www.ubersite.com/m/118997
NintendoCzar: Made to be Broken http://www.ubersite.com/m/119021
Frankthebear: Pearls Of Wisdom http://www.ubersite.com/m/118941
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:15:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The weather sleeps on talentless laden contests.
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Only sicosemen could churn out grammar as painful as this.
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Heh! A sicosemen joke; one of two of Oathmeal's fallbacks when someone makes fun of him. Way to expand your horizons...
Lightning storm!
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The weather sleeps on talentless laden contests.
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Only sicosemen could churn out grammar as painful as this.
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The weather sleeps on talentless laden contests.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:04:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-02 14:12:03 EDT (#)
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ginger rock stars?
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Josh Homme, anyone? He's fuckin tasty.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-02 14:48:07 EDT (#)
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"RifferMadness" was a play on "Reefer Madness", which is a movie that describes the effects of marijuana use as accurately as this contest would describe the best guitar player. But yes, you set it up and I'll play. I don't expect to come close to winning, because I don't play exceptionally fast or loud, but I'll play.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-02 14:41:31 EDT (#)
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Guitarguments. Theramelees. Digeriduels. Violinisticuffs. Basskirmishes. Throw the contest open to anyone!
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-02 14:33:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-10-02 14:27:35 EDT (#)
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i don't understand why you have a different user name every week.
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I do, and that's all that matters.
And Skrap, that's a great idea. Though, RiffMadness rings better than RifferMadness, IMO
I'M ASSUMING YOU'D PARTICIPATE IF THIS CONTEST TOOK PLACE.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-10-02 14:27:35 EDT (#)
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i don't understand why you have a different user name every week.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-02 14:25:20 EDT (#)
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This isn't the dumbest idea ever, but I wouldn't be surprised if I hated every single entry.
You should listen to your friend, skrapmetal, he's a cool guy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-02 14:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
play Freebird
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-02 14:22:53 EDT (#)
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this would be interesting, cant we have triangle warz, im a badass on the triangle
*dinggggg*
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-02 14:22:27 EDT (#)
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You record a rhythm track and some drums and post it. Give all the entrants a week to put their best leads over it and post their results. Open voting. Call it RifferMadness.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-02 14:19:17 EDT (#)
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Didn't someone like ProfFuckface try to do this before?
Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-10-02 14:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
go slam your guitar against your amp ,break both then roll around in the broken pieces screaming; "I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy!"
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-02 14:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would definitely give you up, redskies.
I'd also let you down, run around and hurt you, too.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-02 14:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ginger rock stars?
DO YOU WANT TO BE THE NEXT RICK ASTLEY HMMMMMMMMM SPACKER?
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-02 14:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Redskies is just angry because he's not strong enough to even pick up a guitar.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-02 14:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 dropped. Fuck off.