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Damn It, Uber, This November, Make Your Vote Count! (789 hits)

Category: Politics

Rating: 1.19 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Haiku Mikoo (View user info) at 2008-10-02 15:10:25 EDT

Ubersite, I think we are all aware of the vast importance of the upcoming election, but too many of us forgo our right to vote and give in to laziness and complacency. Perhaps in the past, the argument that we are only voting for the lesser of two evils was a valid one, but not today. No, dear Uber, this time we have a candidate that we can all believe in. Candidates in the past have misled us all, but this man would never let us down. Candidates in the past have done nothing but lie and hurt not just the U.S.A., but the entire world, you have this man's guarantee that he would never do such a thing. This man has significantly raised the quality of life for every person with an internet connection. There is no doubt in my mind that each and every one of us on this website has had our lives touched by this man and will continue to, because he will never give us up. This man has done nothing but give, and now we have the chance to give back, and perhaps make the world a better place for us all.

Please, do not let your vote be swayed by petty influences such as race or gender. Don't vote for someone who you know is going to desert you. Vote for quality. Vote for a man you can trust. Vote for a better world.

Vote Rick Astley:

http://ema.mtv.co.uk/vote/#__best_act_ever

I hope they rick roll his acceptance speech.jpg (26 kB)

I hope they rick roll his acceptance speech.jpg (26 kB)

User Reviews

Submitted by Jordan85777 (user info) at 2008-10-30 00:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-25 19:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude I dont have your e-mail address, but I thought you may be interested in this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIFBJKZja9E

I personally love it. Check it out.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-10-04 18:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha

this is like the third time you've posted something which has made me say, 'hey, i kinda like this kid.'

then i remember that i don't like you.

but still...this?

pretty funny.

Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2008-10-04 02:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2008-10-04 01:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That voice shouldn't come from that guy.

And that white chick in the video can't dance for crap. Like, worse than a white guy.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-10-03 20:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-03 15:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Does that mean there's no need for the old sperm rag today then?

P.S. Could you link to the website that hosts that comic, please?
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http://www.nedroid.com/

One of these days I'll get round to creating my Ultra Enhanced Modernised Definative List of Webcomics Worth Reading (Atomic Edition) and then the world will be mine.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-03 12:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Haikoo

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-10-03 02:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

done and done!

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-03 01:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Different strokes and all that.
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I see what you did there!

Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-10-03 01:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have a face.

I just keep it far away from the sweaty nuts of other dudes.

But I don't begrudge your personal choices.

Different strokes and all that.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-10-03 00:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

When it's really hot down here, I fantasize about teabagging the water cooler that I provide for my crew.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-03 00:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think you just answered your own question, oh faceless warrior of ubersite.

Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-10-03 00:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

When's the last time you were teabagged?

Today, I mean.

Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2008-10-02 19:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Seriously folks, voting is more important than people think, excersise your right to do it. Remeber: Republicans vote on Tuesday, Democrats vote on Wednesday. Make sure you spread the word so everybody gets a chance.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-10-02 19:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If Rick Astley gets a noteworthy percentage of write-in votes, I will give you +2s for LIFE.

It would be like the seal cracking on the seventh parchment.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-02 17:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-02 12:52:22 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Auto -2 for politically related content.
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gaahahahahaaha...

Almost as funny as when Orphelia admitted to actually typing out "No Comment" on her reviews.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-02 17:51:56 EDT (#)
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http://ema.mtv.co.uk/vote/#__best_act_ever

Someone please put that link on the uberboard, this is serious business and I don't feel like creating a Paypal account.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-10-02 17:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-10-02 16:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

done and done.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Auto -2 for politically related content.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have officially voted for Mr. Astley, per your recommendation.

You are welcomed.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm voting for star wars kid

Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

First round voting ends Friday at midnight!

Give them a read even if they won by forfeit, there's some really good stuff.

icarus1987: Gargoyle http://www.ubersite.com/m/118950
vs
Impassive-Digressive: The Gargoyle http://www.ubersite.com/m/118922

stardamage: Floorboards http://www.ubersite.com/m/118960
vs
Ahumblefool: Floorboards http://www.ubersite.com/m/118981

Fungah: Like Unto Stone http://www.ubersite.com/m/119028
vs
JoeyG: Heartstarter http://www.ubersite.com/m/119012

inion_de_trua: the blizzard http://www.ubersite.com/m/119033
vs
Jack_McCallum: The Blizzard http://www.ubersite.com/m/118987

Hornet: The Nest http://www.ubersite.com/m/118982
vs
Gonefiguring: The Nest http://www.ubersite.com/m/119029

Brian_Johns: The Unspoken http://www.ubersite.com/m/118961

Brdn_Nkd: Under Glass http://www.ubersite.com/m/118973

Squirrelly_Girl: Who Killed the Chokomut Loving Zombie and Why? http://www.ubersite.com/m/118945

Snark: Brick by Brick http://www.ubersite.com/m/119032

Whiskeyjack: Needles http://www.ubersite.com/m/118983

Desz: Duel http://www.ubersite.com/m/118989

Sandmantate: Burning Eyes http://www.ubersite.com/m/118997

NintendoCzar: Made to be Broken http://www.ubersite.com/m/119021

Frankthebear: Pearls Of Wisdom http://www.ubersite.com/m/118941

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://i29.tinypic.com/4hn2u.jpg (SFW)

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, this is no joke, sir, you better click that link and vote at least three dozen times.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Don't worry, the weather doesn't think you've beaten the ever living shit (and coincidentally, the funny) out of the Rick Astley joke.

Thunderstorm!