The BOSH Man! RAGES IN RAGE CITY!! (990 hits)
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Submitted by Dude, thats BOSH! (View user info) at 2008-10-03 01:31:59 EDT
I am the Mayor of Rage City.
Rage City is a magical place.
Population of Rage city varies from day to day, and even hour to hour, but currently I am the only inhabitant.
At my gig tonight, I asked the audience if they'd like to join me in Rage City for a beer, naturally they obliged.
Rage City does not exist in a geographical sense, but those who have been there never forget it, and long to go back.
Not one person has ever been to Rage City sober.
People cannot come and go to Rage City as they please, they simply exist there one day and when they wake up the next day, they wonder how the fuck they got there, and what they have to do to go back.
Earl Scruggs is banned from Rage City for no reason in particular other than the fact that I think he is a fucking asshole.
People in Rage City are constantly raging. The second you are caught not raging, you are excommunicated permanently.
One day, I will invite you to Rage City, and your life will be changed forever.
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-10-05 02:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm the son of rage and love
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-10-04 08:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMFG CUTENESS
Um and also raaaaaage.
(But mostly cuteness. In the totally badass, nodding and lighting a cigarette up in agreement way though).
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2008-10-04 02:04:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-10-03 19:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-10-03 18:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-10-03 16:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
An occasional whiff of pussy will clear that right up.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-10-03 15:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
" People in Rage City are constantly raging. The second you are caught not raging, you are excommunicated permanently. "
I'm getting that tattooed to my face.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-10-03 15:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rage on, boshman, rage on
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-03 12:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, you are the Mayor of Rage City? You won't let me in? I've got news for you buddy; I got a city of my own. That's right, and you aren't invited.
What's that? You want to come to my city? To bad! In fact, I'm heading to my city right now. Suck it jerks!
Incontinent City
Pop: Me!
Wait a sec...
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-03 11:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Real Ultimate Rage
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-10-03 10:55:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-10-03 09:53:51 EDT (#)
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Middle-East? Paradise? Harper's Ferry?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-03 09:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-10-03 08:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
for fuck sakes skrap; more guitars!?!
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MLW calls it Guitar Acquisition Syndrome (GAS). I have GAS. The Vs make #24 and 25 in the music room. I have a project this weekend to put up hangers to keep them off the floor. I'll take a picture of The Wall Of Awesome, and then I'll go to rehab. I mean it, this time.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-10-03 09:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I am the Mayor of Rage City."
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According to the Republican Party, you are now eligible to become Vice President of the these United States. Congratulations.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-03 09:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-10-03 08:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
for fuck sakes skrap; more guitars!?!
you need help man, this ain't healthy.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-03 08:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's ENRAGEOUS!
In the past three days I have added two Gibson USA Flying Vs to my collection, but I still don't have a Les Paul. When I finally find the one I must have, I will use it to blast open the gates of Rage City and join you on stage to play a slide solo using a half full bottle of Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey. Because no matter how much you drink from them, bottles in Rage City are always half full.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-03 07:28:14 EDT (#)
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You're so BOSH, you poop BOSH rainbows.
Oh and heads up, my sources tell me Don Henley is going to try to get into Rage City.
You know what to do.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-10-03 07:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i am now the proud owner of a Gibson LP BFG.
so +2 right there, even though this did nothing for me
Submitted by bromide (user info) at 2008-10-03 06:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That there's one purdy geetar!
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-10-03 03:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1203/Major-Boobage.html
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-03 03:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There are some lovely people on this post!
Morning All!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-10-03 03:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the gate keepers laugh when I try to sneak in. I will make it one day and littlemonster will embrace the rage!
Morning joey
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-10-03 02:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One does enjoy the occasional rage.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-03 02:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RAGE!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-03 02:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My love for you is like a truck Berserker!
Would you like some making fuck Berserker?
My love for you is like a rock Berserker!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-10-03 02:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Behold, such Rage from one so Bosh is quite mighty indeed...
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-03 01:43:46 EDT (#)
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Blurry bosh is blurry.