vaginal moisture survey: ladies, when where why and how often does your cunt get wet? (1429 hits)
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Submitted by shandythetopdog (View user info) at 2008-10-03 15:11:39 EDT
apologies for breaking the two posts in 24 hours protocol, but i'm sure you will agree this groundbreaking new field of research could not be delayed by even a moment
it's sprintime here in australia and i find myself as horny as a jackrabbit (whatever that is) and just now was wondering why. I speculated about possible obvious reasons such as more female flesh being on display with the warmer weather, and also about the mysteries of nature itself - is it possible all the sexual reproduction going on with flowers, birds and bees etc fills the air with some sort of invisible love juice? odours, pheremones, wave-lengths in the ether???
in this context, and possibly as a result of sharing my house with a bitch (female dog) on heat, I returned to something else i have been speculating about recently - does a male human WITH AN ERECT PENIS release different odours, pheremones, wave-lengths in the ether compared to a male human with a flacid penis, and does a female human who is in the fertility window of her menstrual cycle release different odours, pheremones, wave-lengths in the ether compared to a woman who can not be impregnated?
these are reasonable questions, but, because they focus too narrowly on the reproduction element, they miss an incredibly obvious and vital question: do woment with SEXUALLY AROUSED WET CUNTS release different odours, pheremones, wave-lengths in the ether compared to women whose cunts are in a non-aroused condition? Well obviously certain odours are more prominent, although most of our human noses, consciously at least, are incapable of picking them up from any distance.
anyway, all of this lead to the really fascinating question, that as far as i know has not been studied: when, how often, and in what circumstances do women's vaginas get wet due to sexual arousal? As men, we get erections all the time - looking at a girl walking in front of us in the street, flirting with someone at work, getting our haircut, when the female dentist puts on her rubber gloves, looking at the underwear catelogue in the mail, a glimpse of cleavage, certain kinds of eye contact, etc etc etc.
now ladies, before you answer this, please note that i'm not talking about sexual THOUGHTS. I'm not interested in when you merely THINK about sex or THINK that some fellow is good looking etc.
I WANT TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CUNTS BECOMES WET DUE TO SEXUAL AROUSAL (apart from during sex and foreplay itself, of course).
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-10-07 03:40:20 EDT (#)
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nevertheless, an heroic effort, da beast
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2008-10-07 00:00:39 EDT (#)
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Apollo's right. You used the wrong format. And I have further input: you asked the wrong question. In an effort to expand male knowledge about the female phenomenon, I asked my chick your question while she sat in the midst of a chick group comprised of five of her friends (that I would happily do, all at once, but only if I were blindfolded and they were drunk).
I was beaten in the name of science and the only response I got to the question besides a cacophany of "Fuck off, weirdo!" (or words to that effect) was a "gee, I don't get excited that way unless I want to or I have to" from my chick.
You owe me for a black eye and a busted lip, shandy.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-05 15:02:42 EDT (#)
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you know where this went wrong?
you didn't use the: Attn: Ubercunts format.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-10-05 01:10:27 EDT (#)
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how about an appealing or flirtatious voice? does that induce wetness / engorgement?
i know i have had erections just from a nice voice on the phone
apparently women did not merely become wet/engorged at certain rock concerts, they actually orgasmed - or so the stories go
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-10-05 00:07:28 EDT (#)
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perhaps circe's comments though are telling us something else: perhaps most women, unlike most men, just don't get aroused (apart from when directly sexually stimulated) that much
and perhaps that is why the uberwhores are reluctant to speak out: not because they are embarrassed by how horny they get, but because they are embarrassed that they don't get horny that much (our society is so obsessed by sex that perhaps they feel they are not real women if they aren't constantly getting wet to the knees)
however, all this is foolish speculation brought on BY LACK OF DATA
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-10-04 23:50:47 EDT (#)
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satan, according to her own report, would sometimes get wet (as in, getter wetter or slippety or whatever than usual) during touching and romantic moments in movies
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-10-04 23:33:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-10-04 21:03:06 EDT (#)
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-sighs-
It's not only the presence or absence of lubrication that signifies arousal. The labia swell, as does the clitoris, when a woman is aroused.
Think of the swelling of the clitoris and labia as equivalent to a male erection. Women don't get aroused as easily as men, as a rule - hence the common disparity in the sex drives - but they do experience arousal when watching porn (if the woman enjoys porn), reading erotica, etc.
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this is a start!
excellent point re. swelling labia and clit.
i should really have been clearer that it was information about female GENITAL AROUSAL that interested me.
however, generalisations about women in general are not of much interest to me. that was one of the things that astonished kinsey when he began actually interviewing individual people about the their actual sexual practices: how widely they varied from accepted norms.
therefore, circe, if you don't mind, i will translate your comments below as referring to you specifically: you experience clitoral and labial swelling when watching porn or reading erotica, but not when looking at cute guys. is that accurate?
can you think of any other circumstances (apart from things directly related to sex itself)where these swellings occur? riding a horse, for example? or lying in bed daydreaming about sex? lying in the sun?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-10-04 21:51:05 EDT (#)
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I'm so wet right now.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-10-04 21:50:51 EDT (#)
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Most heated by a thread! Must keep it from being bumped!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-10-04 21:21:04 EDT (#)
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I believe he asked for numbers, Circe.
xoxo
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-10-04 21:03:06 EDT (#)
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-sighs-
It's not only the presence or absence of lubrication that signifies arousal. The labia swell, as does the clitoris, when a woman is aroused.
Think of the swelling of the clitoris and labia as equivalent to a male erection. Women don't get aroused as easily as men, as a rule - hence the common disparity in the sex drives - but they do experience arousal when watching porn (if the woman enjoys porn), reading erotica, etc.
No, women generally don't respond physically to visual stimuli such as a goodlooking man on the street, because their arousal works differently to men's. It's impossible for a man to have sex if he's not aroused, whereas it's not necessary for a woman to be turned on to have sex... it's just more fun.
The vagina is never really dry - during arousal the consistency and texture of vaginal secretions changes and becomes thicker and slipperier, but there's always moisture present to protect the delicate membranes inside the vagina.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-10-04 18:47:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-10-04 18:43:38 EDT (#)
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well, i don't have a cunt
but i do know that getting a good banger going doesn't take much, so i'd guess that WERE i to possess a cunt i'd probably have to wear rubber underwear around all the time.
either way, i'd like to see some honest answers to this from the uberwhores.
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PRECISELY!
where are they cowering???
i suspect they won't answer until this gets onto most heated and one of their leaders sets the tone with a full and frank reply
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-10-04 18:43:38 EDT (#)
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well, i don't have a cunt
but i do know that getting a good banger going doesn't take much, so i'd guess that WERE i to possess a cunt i'd probably have to wear rubber underwear around all the time.
either way, i'd like to see some honest answers to this from the uberwhores.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-10-04 18:04:53 EDT (#)
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i curse myself for not including that response format in the post itself
and for using the word CUNT too much
and for being such a cunt myself and failing to cultivate uber popularity which could now be used to further science
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-10-04 18:03:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-10-04 17:32:34 EDT (#)
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I'd answer this if I were drunk, but I just can't bring myself to reply while sober.
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-10-04 17:21:47 EDT (#)
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I really want someone to answer this question honestly.
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the solution to embarrassment, and to getting the answers we need, is the following format:
"i'd rather not discuss my own patterns of vaginal moisture, but my girlfriend [Ethel] is very brazen and funnily enough she recently told us all about this. HER cunt, apparently, tends to get wet during [kissing scenes in movies, on the bus when her thigh comes into contact with the man sharing the seat, when she smells freshly mown grass on a spring day, first thing in the morning, etc etc etc]"
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-10-04 17:32:34 EDT (#)
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I'd answer this if I were drunk, but I just can't bring myself to reply while sober.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-10-04 17:21:47 EDT (#)
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I really want someone to answer this question honestly.
:-/
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-10-04 17:21:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-04 15:42:09 EDT (#)
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hi! my name's jamie.
wanna cyber?
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is your pussy wet?
(i mean wet as in sexually aroused, not wet because you've been wading through the sopping ruins of your mansion)
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-04 15:42:09 EDT (#)
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hi! my name's jamie.
wanna cyber?
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-10-04 09:26:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-10-04 03:23:53 EDT (#)
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FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEONE START AN INANE CONVERSATION ON HERE
THIS POST MUST GET TO MOST HEATED
I MUST HAVE DATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2008-10-04 02:02:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2008-10-03 20:08:54 EDT (#)
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Geoffrey Miller's work garnerd an IgNoble Prize and it could affect the earning potential of exotic dancers everywhere.
Miller, an associate professor of psychology at the University of New Mexico, and his colleagues knew of prior studies that found women are more attractive to men when at peak fertility. So they took the work one step further — by studying earnings of exotic dancers.
In the 18 subjects Miller studied, average earnings were $250 for a five-hour shift. That jumped to $350 to $400 per five-hour shift when the women were their most fertile, he said.
"I have heard, anecdotally, that some lap dancers have scheduled shifts based on this research," he said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081003/ap_on_sc/ig_nobels;_ylt=AuB.UrMtyBJ0prmhPKhLSVWs0NUE
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that is very interesting
BUT I NEED RAW DATA
WHERE IS MY DATA
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-03 23:17:54 EDT (#)
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wooops
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-03 23:17:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-03 22:15:16 EDT (#)
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A couple of my fingers smell weird. They smelled weird before I ate dinner. They smelled weird afterward. I washed the hell out of them and they still smell weird. Disgusting, in fact. I'm pretty sure I know where they've been all day, so I'm in a quandary.
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hahahaha
Wash your hands with a spoon (not plastic) and soap.
Trust me.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-03 22:15:16 EDT (#)
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A couple of my fingers smell weird. They smelled weird before I ate dinner. They smelled weird afterward. I washed the hell out of them and they still smell weird. Disgusting, in fact. I'm pretty sure I know where they've been all day, so I'm in a quandary.
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2008-10-03 20:08:54 EDT (#)
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Geoffrey Miller's work garnerd an IgNoble Prize and it could affect the earning potential of exotic dancers everywhere.
Miller, an associate professor of psychology at the University of New Mexico, and his colleagues knew of prior studies that found women are more attractive to men when at peak fertility. So they took the work one step further — by studying earnings of exotic dancers.
In the 18 subjects Miller studied, average earnings were $250 for a five-hour shift. That jumped to $350 to $400 per five-hour shift when the women were their most fertile, he said.
"I have heard, anecdotally, that some lap dancers have scheduled shifts based on this research," he said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081003/ap_on_sc/ig_nobels;_ylt=AuB.UrMtyBJ0prmhPKhLSVWs0NUE
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-10-03 19:04:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-10-03 17:50:13 EDT (#)
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Good question.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-03 17:28:06 EDT (#)
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fuck your dog
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-03 17:27:03 EDT (#)
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Odd that you'd follow your post about sexually satisfying your randy bitch with this post about ways to get vaginas ready for penetration.
Submitted by John_H_Kim (user info) at 2008-10-03 17:20:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-10-03 17:10:31 EDT (#)
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The post was good for the title alone, but a response from someone like Cersei or Sacrilicious would really make it perfect.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-03 17:08:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-03 17:00:42 EDT (#)
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You mean anal sex with a Redhead?
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Not since prison.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-10-03 17:02:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-03 16:21:10 EDT (#)
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Sage has no comment, although she will not balk at the validity of the question.
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data!
i must have data!
if you feel coy about being involved in this scientific but admittedly rather personal research, i suggest the following format for reply:
"i'd rather not discuss my own patterns of vaginal moistness, but my girlfriend ethel is very brazen and funnily enough she recently told us all about this. HER cunt, apparently, tends to get wet during kissing scenes in movies, and sometimes on the bus when her thigh comes into contact with the man sharing the seat, and etc etc etc"
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-03 17:00:42 EDT (#)
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You mean anal sex with a Redhead?
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-10-03 16:53:43 EDT (#)
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Now we're getting somewhere.
Have you tried a little ginger in the buttocks?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-03 16:52:01 EDT (#)
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1993 to be exact
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-10-03 16:49:47 EDT (#)
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I know you haven't been laid in several years.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-03 16:45:56 EDT (#)
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Not sensitive at all. You're right you don't know me at all.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-10-03 16:33:47 EDT (#)
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Hey snarky, I don't understand what you mean.
What did you write?
Do you mean on this post?
I'm just going until you stop or I get bored, dude.
I actually have no idea if you get any tail or not.
But it seems like a sensitive issue.
So let's discuss it some more.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-03 16:29:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-10-03 16:24:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-03 15:23:25 EDT (#)
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Here in the Great White North, it's a surefire way of ensuring you will not get laid.
I've seen your camwhore.
You might *need* a little more than decorum there buddy.
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Hahaha thanks for the input stud.
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No problem. I remember back in primary when I couldn't get laid. It's tough, I know.
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Oh please.
Are you seriously that worked up over what I wrote that you have to resort to this kind of bullshit dick waving?
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-10-03 16:24:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-03 16:19:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-10-03 16:17:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-03 15:23:25 EDT (#)
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Here in the Great White North, it's a surefire way of ensuring you will not get laid.
I've seen your camwhore.
You might *need* a little more than decorum there buddy.
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Hahaha thanks for the input stud.
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No problem. I remember back in primary when I couldn't get laid. It's tough, I know.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-03 16:21:10 EDT (#)
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Sage has no comment, although she will not balk at the validity of the question.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-03 16:19:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-10-03 16:17:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-03 15:23:25 EDT (#)
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Here in the Great White North, it's a surefire way of ensuring you will not get laid.
I've seen your camwhore.
You might a little more than decorum there buddy.
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Hahaha thanks for the input stud.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-10-03 16:17:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-03 15:23:25 EDT (#)
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Here in the Great White North, it's a surefire way of ensuring you will not get laid.
I've seen your camwhore.
You might a little more than decorum there buddy.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-10-03 16:16:43 EDT (#)
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Jesus..
+1 for title alone.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-10-03 16:08:26 EDT (#)
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A female dog is not ON heat, she is IN heat. Learn your prepositions. There will be a test. . .
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-10-03 15:26:40 EDT (#)
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althoug you may be right, use of the cunt word may have cruelled this vital research
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-10-03 15:26:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-03 15:23:25 EDT (#)
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Is cunt a generally accepted word among the female populace in Australia?
Here in the Great White North, it's a surefire way of ensuring you will not get laid.
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fear not snark, those stupid sluts on 'sex in the city' have used it, and i think they also used in proudly on the calafornication show, so soon it will be used by all aspirational females
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-03 15:24:34 EDT (#)
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One post per day, noob
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-10-03 15:23:35 EDT (#)
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actually, maybe i should have included nipple erection in this survey
i've always been fascinated by the nipple erections that female tennis players seem to display during tight moments in match
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-03 15:23:25 EDT (#)
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Is cunt a generally accepted word among the female populace in Australia?
Here in the Great White North, it's a surefire way of ensuring you will not get laid.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-10-03 15:17:19 EDT (#)
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please also state you age, and any other relevant data such as relevant physical and mental conditions (eg, have you had children, depression, physcial fitness etc)
to assist with the other question (the mysterious powers of Spring) you could also mention seasonal factors.
also general environmental factors, such as being at being at the seaside or in a desert or a nightclub or a perfumed whorehouse
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-10-03 15:12:58 EDT (#)
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