who knows what goes on when i'm not at home (706 hits)
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Submitted by simplemindedhafwit (View user info) at 2008-10-07 13:06:13 EDT
I have a deaf and blind dog. She's a 14 year old rat terrior, jack russell mix and just last year went deaf and blind at the same time. Her name is Speedy. I named her that because she was a quick little thing when she was a pup. She's not so speedy any more. Bumping into everything all day long has slowed the little booger down ya know. Sometimes I think she must be cursed by the evil dog god of senses because she's very healthy and could live for many years to come. She's very small, only 9 lbs. Since becoming d&b she has developed a strange grunting sound. I don't think she knows she's doing it. It's very cute. She will move about the house bumping into everything. Bump and grunt, bump and grunt. Being as small as she is, everything scares her. She has always been scared of stuff but now it's even worse. She will bump into something, give a loud grunt then stand there trembling and moaning as if to say "help me I don't know where I am and I'm scared!"
This is where my 16 year old cat comes in. His name is Little. He's one of the smartest animals I have ever been around. He's much more like a dog in the fact that he comes when whistled for. He meets me in the driveway every day when I come home from work. He listens to commands, understands and obeys them. He's a remarkable animal! He's so smart in fact that he seems to understand his life long house mate Speedy is deaf and blind. How do I know he knows you ask? Because of the change in their relationship since Speedy has gone d&b. You see Speedy was the alpha. The whole world revolved around Speedy. Speedy ate first. Speedy got the best spot to sleep. Speedy got what ever Speedy wanted at any time while Little played second fiddle to Speedys reign.
Now that Speedy is d&b I've noticed a change in Littles attitude toward Speedy. I've noticed a difference in Speedys attitude toward Little as well. Speedy gives up the best sleeping spot now. Speedy lets Little eat any ol time he wants to. They have "come together" so to speak on certain issues around the house. The reason I know Little actually understands Speedys handicap is because of the certain things that take place between the two of them now.
Little used to lay around the house sleeping the day away and prowling the yard all night. Now he seems to stay up during the day and does most of his sleeping at night. I've found that he does this for Speedy. He spends hour upon hour observing Speedy as she walks around bumping into stuff. Little might be relaxing on the couch and Speedy will unknowingly stroll by and Little will pounce on his back and run. Of course this leaves Speedy in a state of panic wondering where Little might be lurking in the room. She will shiver and moan and might not move from that spot for 5 to 10 minutes. Then as soon as she gets up the nerve , Little will wisk by and give her a swipe on the nose. Speedy will whimper and cow down to the floor, straining to see or hear Little with out any luck. The few times when Speedy does feel safe is when she's eating. Or I should say she used to feel safe when eating because Little will slap her on the butt while she's trying to eat. This obviously leaves Speedy in a bad state and she rarely eats all her food now. I can even see the joy in Littles face as he leaps away after an attack. I see him sometimes coiled to strike as Speedy is helplessly approaching and I know I should do something to stop it but it's just so damn cute ya know.
It's funny how relationships change with time and how things evolve when tides are turned. Some people say it's a dog eat dog world but I disagree. In my world it's a cat getting revenge on a once overbearing dog world.
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:44:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by simplemindedhafwit (user info) at 2008-10-07 17:06:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-07 14:33:19 EDT (#)
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Remember if you can this story of your dog, bumping into everything and being constantly either in fear of everything and being raped by your cat, when your kids put you in the home. Rmember and ask yourself then if you'd better served your dog by killing it.
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my kids (that is IF infact I do have kids) will never get that chance. my motto is death before mental decay.
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O RLY!?
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-10-08 05:58:35 EDT (#)
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You really should kill the freeloading little cat, chop it up and mix it in with Speedy's dinner.
Dogs FTW
Cats are like natures hobos.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-10-08 05:44:38 EDT (#)
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I don't see nothin wrong.....with a little bump n grunt.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-08 00:23:00 EDT (#)
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you should kick that little shit of a cat out of your fucking house and look after your poor dog you fucking cunt.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-07 18:19:02 EDT (#)
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I was hoping that Little would be the bigger animal (WTF?) and actually HELP Speedy, but no dice. What he does to Speedy instead is funny as hell, and provided for a hilarious story.
Good work!
POINTS!!
Submitted by simplemindedhafwit (user info) at 2008-10-07 17:06:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-07 14:33:19 EDT (#)
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Remember if you can this story of your dog, bumping into everything and being constantly either in fear of everything and being raped by your cat, when your kids put you in the home. Rmember and ask yourself then if you'd better served your dog by killing it.
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my kids (that is IF infact I do have kids) will never get that chance. my motto is death before mental decay.
Submitted by simplemindedhafwit (user info) at 2008-10-07 16:49:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-07 13:19:20 EDT (#)
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Pretty fucking good for a Uber nobody.
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so I CAN come to the wedding? I'll bring hookers... male? female? you name it pal.
As a friend of mine used to so elegantly yell from the car window as we passed a guy with a good looking girl... FUCK HER I DID!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by simplemindedhafwit (user info) at 2008-10-07 16:44:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-10-07 16:22:26 EDT (#)
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A literary step in the right direction. +2
But I cant get on board with your senile, handicapped, terrified animal. -2
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Wishy washey are we?
Submitted by simplemindedhafwit (user info) at 2008-10-07 16:42:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-07 16:25:07 EDT (#)
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My parents have a blind and deaf Boston Terrier named McGee. He's also depressed and on Prozac. They would put him in talk therapy too but for the fact that he can't talk.
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I would never let a dog take drugs!!!!!!!!! That's cruelty to animals Jeanneee. Wasteful too, very very wasteful!
Submitted by simplemindedhafwit (user info) at 2008-10-07 16:39:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phuchuebuddy (user info) at 2008-10-07 16:30:26 EDT (#)
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Why no pic of the cat?
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The last time I took a picture of the cat he snatched the camera away from me and smashed it. Plus Speedy is a better subject. She looks natural and never blinks.
Submitted by phuchuebuddy (user info) at 2008-10-07 16:30:26 EDT (#)
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Why no pic of the cat?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-07 16:25:07 EDT (#)
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My parents have a blind and deaf Boston Terrier named McGee. He's also depressed and on Prozac. They would put him in talk therapy too but for the fact that he can't talk.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-10-07 16:22:26 EDT (#)
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A literary step in the right direction. +2
But I cant get on board with your senile, handicapped, terrified animal. -2
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-10-07 16:08:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-07 14:43:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-07 14:33:19 EDT (#)
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Remember if you can this story of your dog, bumping into everything and being constantly either in fear of everything and being raped by your cat, when your kids put you in the home. Rmember and ask yourself then if you'd better served your dog by killing it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-10-07 14:19:44 EDT (#)
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you should level the playing field and hobble the fucking cat.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-07 14:12:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-10-07 13:55:44 EDT (#)
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Put your dog to sleep.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-07 13:54:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-07 13:46:47 EDT (#)
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Y HALO THAR DR DOOLITTLE
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-10-07 13:45:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-07 13:38:32 EDT (#)
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http://menandcats.com/
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-07 13:35:07 EDT (#)
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You didn't have to post porn for Jack, you know.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-07 13:31:33 EDT (#)
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You need to skin that fucking mean cat!
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-07 13:28:30 EDT (#)
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Bump and grunt, bump and grunt.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-07 13:25:09 EDT (#)
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hah
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-07 13:19:20 EDT (#)
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Pretty fucking good for a Uber nobody.
Submitted by John_H_Kim (user info) at 2008-10-07 13:16:00 EDT (#)
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hilarious.