Fat People (404 hits)
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Submitted by What that smell like hoe? (View user info) at 2008-10-07 15:04:13 EDT
What the fuck is wrong with people?
How can someone eat so much that over time they balloon up to gargantuan proportions and then act surprised when they can't get up anymore? Or maybe the more purplexing question is... shouldn't they have superhuman fat power from lifting "weights" whenever they do anything?
I mean shit man, just lifting an arm to wipe the sweat (I heard on the streets they sweat alot)off of their forehead is like lifting a crazy weight to do so. Then the whole walking around thing has gotta be ridiculously difficult, so shouldn't they be superheroes by now?
Back to the main point though, and i understand that some people have diseases and what not that kinda make this happen to them, but not most.
How don't they get disgusted with themselves and oh i don't know...EXERCISE or fuckin at least not eat as much.
Ok this has gotten even more pointless than i even originally intended.
Behold I have the cure for obesity once it has gotten to that level of stupidity.
Its called the "Don't Eat Shit Till Your Skinny Diet"
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-10-07 18:31:21 EDT (#)
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oh.
oh god.
oh dear and fluffy lord.
Is the one on the left FEELING THE OTHER ONE UP?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-07 16:46:00 EDT (#)
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The one on the right must feel great, she looks like Kate Moss compared to the rest of those hoochie mommas.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-07 16:25:23 EDT (#)
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Pardon me.
I meant "The Georgia vs. Division I AA Georgia Southern" game.
Same difference.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-10-07 16:23:53 EDT (#)
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100,000 percents
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-07 16:09:28 EDT (#)
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leathermommy.at.bbw.com
(actually it's emililly78@yahoo)
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-10-07 16:06:26 EDT (#)
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score!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-07 16:02:52 EDT (#)
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Damn Jeannee! You lookin fine in that black leather number. Shoot me an e-mail sometime!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-07 15:43:55 EDT (#)
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I can't stop laughing at "simian heritage." Tell you what; you let me do it, and I'll stop talking about it. That's really the only way it's going to happen.
Shut your wrinkled old mouth, Shloongy. Georgia would never play Savannah State - that would be like the Lakers playing the University of Brussels basketball team. And my friends and I would die before wearing such tacky swimsuits to a tailgate. HOW DARE YOU.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-07 15:43:02 EDT (#)
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The fat ginger on the far right is Oathmeal
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-07 15:38:30 EDT (#)
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Jeanneee and her friends, tailgating before a big Georgia - Savannah State matchup on the gridiron.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-07 15:34:46 EDT (#)
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Ahh, yes, a gorilla mask, very apropo, considering your simian heritage. I've learned how to "google" now.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-07 15:27:36 EDT (#)
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Method... I'm overwhelmed by the desire to glue shaved pubes to your face.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-07 15:20:28 EDT (#)
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Nonsense, Jeannee, you're not a day over 25!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-07 15:19:30 EDT (#)
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As a big, beautiful woman of 569 pounds, I am deeply offended by this post.
Submitted by DTII (user info) at 2008-10-07 15:17:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-07 15:16:36 EDT (#)
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Wow, look at the gunts on these broads!
Mother fucker.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-07 15:16:23 EDT (#)
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I'd hit 'em.
....and bounce off.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-10-07 15:11:32 EDT (#)
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Im all for the "You have six months to become human or die" diet personally.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-07 15:11:11 EDT (#)
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http://www.hopeactchange.com/media/view/4754
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-07 15:08:30 EDT (#)
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One post per day.
Also, no one has ever written anything about fat people. Thank you for breaching the subject matter with such entertaining and original content.