Ebonics Dictionary (5014 hits)
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Submitted by Fritolay <thefritolay.at.burntmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-12 07:46:43 EDT
I wrote this to help all of those people out there who are totally lost when someone starts talking Ebonics. Take these terms and use them all the time. Hope it helps.
Homie: If someone calls you "homie" it means he thinks you are fat (large as a house/home).
Home-slice: When someone says this to you, they mean they want to take you home and slice up your body with a knife. When you hear this spoken to you, run for your life.
Tight: When someone says tight to you it means that they think you are too tight with your money and should buy them more things.
G: "G" is short for "Oh my God you are ugly", so if someone says "sup G" take it very offensively.
Dog: Simply means the person thinks you look like a dog.
Sup: Stupid Ugly Person.
Whack: If someone says whack to you it means they are about to whack you in the head with something.
Fronting: Fronting, frontal... it's all the same. Sometimes used to warn of wanting to bite off a frontal part of your body.
Brotha'/Brother: Implies the person hates you as much as they hate their brother.
Pop-a-cap: Means they want to pop the cap off a soda can and have a drink with you, if someone says "I'm gonna pop a cap in your ass" always reply "please do".
Dis: A complement. When someone says they dissed you, that means they complemented you.
Boo: When someone calls you boo they are trying to scare you and cause you to have a heart attack.
Bomb: Means that you're so ugly that they want to drop a bomb on you.
Flip-side: The other side of a condom.
Yo: Where if you're playing with a yo-yo, and it hits you in the crotch, and it really, really hurts.
Crib: Say this to a person when you think that they are acting like a baby.
Ghetto: It's a place that's filled with riches and treasure; only exists in fairytales.
Chill: Freeze to death and die.
Hood: Refers to a hood of a car; when someone says "want to go to my hood" they are threatening to slam you on the hood of their car.
Bling-bling: Slang for bang bang, the sound a gun makes when they shoot you.
Phat: Fat.
Jo mamma: The name of a really annoying man that everybody hates, whenever someone asks you a question always reply Jo mamma and everyone will laugh.
Bounce: Used in the context "lets bounce" means to hold hands curled up, jut out your front two teeth and hop away like a bunny rabbit.
P-out: It's where when you are doing doughnuts in a car, while the passenger takes a wiz out the window, and tries to hit as many pedestrians as possible.
Hang-out: When someone says this to you, they are telling you they want all of your guts to "hang-out" from your body. They want to kill you.
Shizzle: Means "Sizzle". When someone says this they want to hear your body sizzle in a fire.
User Reviews
Submitted by erin <Zero_luck13.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-11-01 16:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
that is totally wrong man you must not understand....
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-04-26 22:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even though this was done by Maddox with computer code, it's still original content. And it made me laugh.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31438
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-04-26 21:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Coon speak!
Submitted by ididntread this at 2004-03-22 10:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*chuckles* ... pretty funny
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-03-18 11:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck is ebonics?
Submitted by deano (user info) at 2004-03-18 11:32:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
quality, espesh the "jo mamma" bit
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-03-18 11:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL.....funny as hell
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-03-18 11:13:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic.
Flip Mode Nigga!
Submitted by lazaruslng9676 (user info) at 2004-03-18 11:06:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was hilarious.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-10-07 18:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just wanted to +2 this again.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-24 18:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was great.
this page is hilarious if you people haven't seen it yet.
http://joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-08-24 18:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This post is OK. It's nothing special.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-08-24 14:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looking at the post again, as you linked it from "Closet Confessions", it's still Amazing.
Submitted by LucidCognition (user info) at 2003-08-12 20:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It was funny, but everything was just killing the person. I think you couldve come up with more stuff though. I can't right now because I'm not in a thinking state of mind.
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2003-08-12 20:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha!
Kick ass
Rokinroj
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-08-12 17:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sup dog, this post is totally whack.
Why you gotta be frontin like you da bomb like that with the ebonics.
You ebonics be ghetto brother.
Stop frontin or self will be steppin up in yo crib and poppin caps an splittin wigs.
Peace out homie.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-08-12 17:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amazing
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-08-12 16:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Very shit.
Submitted by Rivers_Liebig (user info) at 2003-08-12 13:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah.... it was original. I did a google search on a bunch of them, and found no hits.
Well played!
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2003-08-12 13:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank god my boss is out of town this week!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
thanks for the much needed laughter!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-12 13:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lisa: You need to chill. And I mean in the way that was mentioned in this post (freeze to death).
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-08-12 12:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yo.
ouch.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-08-12 10:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rather funny - was this original?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-12 10:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-12 10:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Jo mamma: The name of a really annoying man that everybody hates, whenever someone asks you a question always reply Jo mamma and everyone will laugh."
I just now stopped laughing
Submitted by EspoDmouth (user info) at 2003-08-12 09:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lisa, please reinsert the section of your brain that recognizes "funny" and try reading this again.
+2 because this post deserves nothing less.
peace
espo
Submitted by Rivers_Liebig (user info) at 2003-08-12 09:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chant with me...
BOREDATWORK! BOREDATWORK!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-08-12 09:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm about to break the chain--this was lame.
Submitted by EspoDmouth (user info) at 2003-08-12 09:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Home-slice: When someone says this to you, they mean they want to take you home and slice up your body with a knife. When you hear this spoken to you, run for your life."
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Classic.
peace
espo
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-08-12 09:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pop-a-cap: Means they want to pop the cap off a soda can and have a drink with you, if someone says "I'm gonna pop a cap in your ass" always reply "please do".
This is the greatest. The only reason I stopped laughing is because I remembered that I have to go to work now.... :^( thats a sad face
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-08-12 08:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the white mans guide to ebonics.
Submitted by Not_Unless_Its_Shaven (user info) at 2003-08-12 08:31:59 EDT (#)
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"Jo mamma: The name of a really annoying man that everybody hates, whenever someone asks you a question always reply Jo mamma and everyone will laugh."
Gold.
Submitted by Rivers_Liebig (user info) at 2003-08-12 08:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Bounce: Used in the context "lets bounce" means to hold hands curled up, jut out your front two teeth and hop away like a bunny rabbit."
Good stuff.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-12 08:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Yo: Where if you're playing with a yo-yo, and it hits you in the crotch, and it really, really hurts."
Aint that the truth...