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Submitted by Tesla (View user info) at 2008-10-08 01:56:42 EDT


Mccain: Obama wants to tax our farts people. Just look at his record!

Obama: John Mccain has voted to deregulate our farts for 26 years!

Mccain: Earmarks cost Americans pork and farts!!!

Obama: We need to pay for doctors to fix our farts!!!!

Mccain: We can't talk about Pakistan's farts!!!!

Obama: If we know where Osama is farting we have to bag those farts!!!!

Mccain: More drilling for farts!!!!!!!!!

Obama: We need to invest in clean green farts to create jobs!!!!!!!!!!!

Mccain: "Shut up Cindy you Cunt"

Obama: Nice one Mccain, High five! ... Oops, how about a low five.

Mccain: Vietnam smells like farts

Obama: Chill I got Johansson on the line.

Mccain: Damn she is banging! Big Ups!

Obama: You smell like Funions old man.

Mccain: That's because I have to eat liver and onions with my fish oil pills or I break out in skin cancer.

Obama: It sounds like you could use my health care plan.

Mccain: Damn, I got panned on the policy tip.

Obama: The fundamentals of your cancer are strong.

Mccain: Fuck, Remember when I said that shit about the economy? Fuck it, I'm getting mine. Big Pimpin' I got more houses than Jesus. Is there still an audience here. I mean Obama is a terrorist. Fart



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Submitted by wawawookie (user info) at 2008-10-08 13:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-10-08 09:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Obama: Nice one Mccain, High five! ... Oops, how about a low five.

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It did make me smile...the rest was covered in Weak Sauce

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-08 08:45:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-10-08 08:40:31 EDT (#)
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just post something else to get this off the front page quick

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-10-08 07:50:01 EDT (#)
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Shite.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-08 06:13:08 EDT (#)
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Insightful.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-08 03:44:47 EDT (#)
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Amusing

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-08 02:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

hilarious.


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