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Clinton's Memories (444 hits)

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Submitted by wing nut <wing_nut74.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-12 08:03:42 EDT


I heard this on the way into work this morning.

Bill Clinton has received $12million to put out his memoirs.
Hillary Clinton has received $8million for hers.

That is $20 million for two people who spent 8 years testifying in court that they couldn't remember anything!


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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-12 10:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

What the HELL is up with all these 2 and 3 and 4 sentence posts today?

(-1)

Submitted by wing_nut74 (user info) at 2003-08-12 09:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

LSM,

Howard Stern
Just for your own peace of mind, i have written in Sharpie, on my monitor, ^ .
so everytime i check this post, i will be reminded.
cool?

Submitted by d_d (user info) at 2003-08-12 09:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i love the clintons.
i cant wait till Hillary is president.

Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-12 09:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm playing catch-up and reading like a speed-demon. :P

you still could of said Stern.



Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-08-12 08:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yea, what he said....


Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-08-12 08:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

clinton was a great president.

LSM, he said he heard it on his way to work, are you snorting soy sauce again?

Submitted by wing_nut74 (user info) at 2003-08-12 08:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow monkey, thank you for setting me straight on who said it.
see, i thought the first line in my post that said "I heard this on my way into work this morning" was good enough.


Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-12 08:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Give credit where credit is due.

"That is $20 million for two people who spent 8 years testifying in court that they couldn't remember anything!"

I heard that on Stern this morning.

Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-08-12 08:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What do you get when you cross a greedy lawyer with a cheating politician?

Chelsea Clinton.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2003-08-12 08:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The beauty of a selective mind , makes worldleaders what they are today :
Selfish , ignorant , corruptive , greedy liars .
A big hooray for democracy . (or ; how the common man get's his daily butt-fuck!)
Keep it coming !



Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-08-12 08:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think Bill would get more because porn is a big selling industry.


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