GrUeBERfest WILL SUCK YOUR COCK (768 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0.57 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by write-of-way (View user info) at 2008-10-09 05:36:22 EDT
Not really, but thanks for checking in.
Welcome to GrUeBERfest Central.
The next round, as previously negotiated, will utilize the town hall format.
Voting ends Friday at midnight. New matchups posted Saturday morning.
It's been a bloody contest so far, with many casualties. Suicides, mostly.
Here, for your reading pleasure and voting convenience, are the second round entries:
Ahumblefool http://www.ubersite.com/m/119204 Death Rattle
vs
icarus1987 http://www.ubersite.com/m/119169 Death Rattle
JoeyG http://www.ubersite.com/m/119156 The Mist
vs
Snark http://www.ubersite.com/m/119188 The Mist
Brdn_Nkd http://www.ubersite.com/m/119193 Footprints
vs
Gonefiguring http://www.ubersite.com/m/119199 Footprints
Hornet http://www.ubersite.com/m/119180 Seer's Moon
Desz http://www.ubersite.com/m/119181 A Terrible Thing to Waste
NintendoCzar http://www.ubersite.com/m/119208 Weight of a Soul
Eight will advance to the next exciting round.
One will suffer unbearable humiliation.
I know, I know. Forget it, Jake. It's ubersite.
The Hole vs Hole cage match between experima and sage104 was canceled due to lack of, well, hole.
This round's bonus match - scourge vs mudwhistle in a bout of hot oil wrestling.
Which is a-bout as horrifying an image as I can imagine.
Place your bets.
User Reviews
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-10-09 17:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't wait to rate these.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PEPSICOKE THINKS CRUSH VIDEOS ARE FUNNY.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119220#2795630
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LABELS!
Submitted by DTII (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That baby nearly made me shit my pants...
...with horniness!
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
maybe next round, not only will i have someone to compete against, maybe i will also write something GOOD.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-09 15:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jack's just pissed off and bitter he got knocked off in the first round. Some author.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm sure the folks that are still writing, you know the ones you're not rating Jack, appreciate you sentiment
you're a baby
--
The writers who have posted stories know I respect them. It's the people who came in screaming SIGNMEUP SIGNMEUP I'M GONNA ACE THIS MOTHERFUCKER and then caved or submitted garbage that are the tools.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What a fucking bomb this turned out to be.
The jackass who started this shit should have his nuts kicked, repeatedly.
thanks fucker.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gruberfest is such a dirty slut.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm sure the folks that are still writing, you know the ones you're not rating Jack, appreciate you sentiment
you're a baby
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What a fucking bomb this turned out to be.
The jackass who started this shit should have his nuts kicked, repeatedly.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I find these posts very entertaining, however, how terribly irritating you haven't created a Gruber label on your account, making it much easier to locate said posts and rate them at my lesuire. Please rectify this situation asap. Also, it gives the contestants you accidentally omit from the label something to bitch about, thus completing their lives.
A few minutes of your time and everyone is a winner.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah I had something to do in every class this week. 3 test, and still have to finish writing 2 case briefs for classes. Just bad timing cause the last thing I've wanted to do lately is write more. I blame to creators of the contest!
...and the Jews!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha sweet. we both didn't participate!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-09 08:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-09 08:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that would be a no contest
I'm so superior in every way to scourge. From my good looks to his fat fingers I'm better than him in every way.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-09 07:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the devil is Jake?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-10-09 06:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This round's bonus match - scourge vs mudwhistle in a bout of hot oil wrestling.
**shudder**
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-10-09 06:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This round's bonus match - scourge vs mudwhistle in a bout of hot oil wrestling.
**shudder**