Vote McCain or I'll Eat Your Kids (1885 hits)
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Submitted by Majul Cartoons (View user info) at 2008-10-09 10:31:10 EDT
Let me tell you, America, I love your great nation and I want to preserve it the way it should be, Republican. Don't kid yourself, don't hope or dream for "fag" change, join me and vote conservative. All the Democrats want, is to have gay sex in senate, fondle interns and drive hybrids. My choice is clear and so is yours; vote for our nations greatest war hero... no, I don't mean George W. Bush... and yes, Bush invaded Iraq, which makes him a war veteran, I mean our other war hero; John Sidney McCain III or Popeye as I call him.
Don't let those liberal hippies destroy our economy. Take this for example; From January '99 to December '00, one AUS dollar would only buy 0.61 US cents, obvious work of a faggy Democrat. Then George W. Bush came along, choked on an pretzel, started a war and my dollar went up to an average of 0.86 US cents (January '07 to June '08, peaking at 0.96c).
And what happens now? Some black, Muslim terrorist is leading the polls and instantly world economy contracts down syndrome. Its time to panic. The greatest American administration in the world is departing and we must fight to preserve it. Do the responsible thing and vote John McCain. Sure, John McCain doesn't know how to use a computer, but let me ask you this; do we really need a computer to fix our nations economy? John McCain doesn't need one and neither does Chuck Norris. Let me tell you; John McCain graduated high school in 1854, he didn't need to know earth is round, he didn't need to attend some Harvard school nobody heard of. That's right, McCain attended United States Naval Academy where he made many trips to India and later went on to discover Australia.
Ok, so he's a little old and had skin cancer 3 times... big deal, if he dies, Sarah Palin is just a heartbeat away. Sarah Palin doesn't speak many languages and sometimes has difficulty speaking English, but she speaks to God and who are you to dispute that? Sarah Palin, a true American pillar of family value, unlike Hussein and his two daughters; Uday and Qusay. Remember, Hussein voted not to invade Iraq and now he wants to pull out the troops, who knows, he might even legalise cannabis; is that really the America you want...? On the other hand, Sarah Palin is a fun loving hockey mother of 5, she doesn't know the meaning of pulling out. She will stay in Iraq for as long as God wants her to.
This sexy, intelligent woman, winner of Miss. Congeniality and soon to be GILF believes earth is 14 thousand years old, dinosaurs never existed and aborting a fetus of a rape victim is the government's choice, not yours. If you had doubt about her before, I just made you a Republican.
If on November 4, you, America vote for that Harvard educated, black terrorist, Hussein, I will eat a child for every point my Australian dollar drops. And you can take that promise to one of your nationalized or bankrupt banks.
P.S Hooker interview still coming...
Go read some of my other posts.... if you still don't think im not an idiot..... if you do think im an idiot - go fuck yourself.
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-15 08:58:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 08:12:10 EST (#)
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jesus Christ, worst alter EVAR!!!!!!!!!1
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its spelled "ever"
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-15 08:12:10 EST (#)
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jesus Christ, worst alter EVAR!!!!!!!!!1
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-12-15 07:00:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-15 04:31:52 EST (#)
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This failure of a post is your best post. I'd end myself here and now if I were you.
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This is my Stephen Colbert post
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-15 04:31:52 EST (#)
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This failure of a post is your best post. I'd end myself here and now if I were you.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-10-30 10:47:17 EDT (#)
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fair enough
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 10:20:07 EDT (#)
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locksly, that is an unfair question! You should be nicer to people with mental retardations.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 10:17:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-10-30 10:06:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 09:47:02 EDT (#)
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So? That doesn't make this post any good, you ass fucked retard.
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:36:31 EDT (#)
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The post was sort of funny, for a change. You get a -2 for linking to your blog.
Also, Shlongy -2ed you, and I trust his judgement on these things.
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Thanks...
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You're welcome!
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-10-30 10:16:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-10-30 09:26:24 EDT (#)
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Just because there's a few McCain/Obama posts on right now...
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Hey faggot, you have realised that you can't plus 2 your own shitty posts right?
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-10-30 10:06:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 09:47:02 EDT (#)
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So? That doesn't make this post any good, you ass fucked retard.
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:36:31 EDT (#)
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The post was sort of funny, for a change. You get a -2 for linking to your blog.
Also, Shlongy -2ed you, and I trust his judgement on these things.
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Thanks...
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 09:47:02 EDT (#)
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So? That doesn't make this post any good, you ass fucked retard.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-10-30 09:26:24 EDT (#)
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Just because there's a few McCain/Obama posts on right now...
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-10-30 04:45:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-10-28 14:15:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-27 15:21:28 EDT (#)
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Sarah Palin is a fun loving hockey mother of 5, she doesn't know the meaning of pulling out.
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Comedy GOLD.
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Thank you...
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your first plus 2?
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-10-28 14:15:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-27 15:21:28 EDT (#)
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Sarah Palin is a fun loving hockey mother of 5, she doesn't know the meaning of pulling out.
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Comedy GOLD.
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Thank you...
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-27 15:21:28 EDT (#)
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Sarah Palin is a fun loving hockey mother of 5, she doesn't know the meaning of pulling out.
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Comedy GOLD.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-27 13:55:41 EDT (#)
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Maddox wannabe gets you negative points.
However, McCain/Palin rip gets you one point.
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+1
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Sage <3 math.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-10-27 13:33:44 EDT (#)
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"So... think you're so fucking good hey?" - POST
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For those who didn't realize... that post was not written by me... why do people vote before knowing all the facts...? By the way, Obama is a Muslim... enjoy McCain
Idiots
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-10-26 13:19:19 EDT (#)
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Is he worth all this attention and hate though? I've seen far more irritating lunacy from others... Seems to me he's in it for the attention, give him none and he will disintegrate in to the ether. And what's the whois business anyway?
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Ok, first of all; i don't care about idiot "attention"... seriously, i don't give a fuck about getting hate attention... i will write an article every so often and i don't care if there's a bunch of dumb fucks that don't like it.
I will no longer respond to idiots unless i choose to, i will write quality posts that will be -2'd because dumb fuck care about who wrote them... let me ask you this; isn't everyone on uber (and the internet) a cunt you hate?
What separates uber is "FREEDOM OF SPEECH"... something i'm amazed to find anywhere... even on the internet... no moderators, no cunt rules, no restrictions... as much as some might hate me, you love uber just because its free of bullshit ego fuckheads that can ban you...
Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-10-17 08:40:28 EDT (#)
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The fact that this is approaching a 0 says everything about McCains supporters.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2008-10-13 01:07:42 EDT (#)
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Sarah Palin = VILF
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-10-10 15:37:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-10-10 09:24:38 EDT (#)
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I've got KIDS!!!! Never knew that, where are they?
Good thing you prove that I had sex. Thanks.
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Right...
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-10-10 09:24:38 EDT (#)
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I've got KIDS!!!! Never knew that, where are they?
Good thing you prove that I had sex. Thanks.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-10-10 05:31:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-09 20:30:41 EDT (#)
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Screw yous all, I like this guy. Broke a laugh at least "eighty times".
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Thank you, i think more people should be like you, they're not, and this is why the market is crashing
Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-10-10 02:02:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by OminousFate (user info) at 2008-10-09 23:14:12 EDT (#)
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Truly retarded. Greatest administration ever? WOW. Let's see how your retarded comments sound in history books 50 years from now.
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If I make it to that age, it'll be weird reading about down syndrome in the past-tense. You know, once we euthanize all the retards.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-10-10 01:39:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-10-09 23:11:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:34:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:00:57 EDT (#)
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Why haven't you fucked off and died yet?
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Well, i could ask you the same question... seriously, i don't even remember who you might be,
i know you're one of the morons that shits on my posts without reading them...
but honestly, you all just blend it. So don't respond, and go fuck your shemale dad.
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Sorry
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Your posts are tiresome to read so i only read this much... i hope that was the gist of it
Moron
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-10-10 01:18:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by OminousFate (user info) at 2008-10-09 23:14:12 EDT (#)
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Truly retarded. Greatest administration ever? WOW. Let's see how your retarded comments sound in history books 50 years from now.
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Yes, you do raise a good question. How will history comment on the Bush Administration... well, i can only imagine that...
50 years from now, the Bush administrations will be remembered for creating a more peaceful nation, a more stable world. An administration that brought peace and democracy to the middle east..., in exchange for some complimentary oil and casualties. A true cornerstone of Americas revolution to ultimate power and world diplomacy.
And Bush? well..
George W. Bush, our prophet, the one who spoke with God, chocked on pretzel. Benevolent leader in war against evil doers and hurricanes.
Vote McCain
Submitted by OminousFate (user info) at 2008-10-09 23:14:12 EDT (#)
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Truly retarded. Greatest administration ever? WOW. Let's see how your retarded comments sound in history books 50 years from now.
Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-10-09 23:11:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:34:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:00:57 EDT (#)
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Why haven't you fucked off and died yet?
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Well, i could ask you the same question... seriously, i don't even remember who you might be,
i know you're one of the morons that shits on my posts without reading them...
but honestly, you all just blend it. So don't respond, and go fuck your shemale dad.
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Sorry, I don't whore myself out on the internet out of some sort of desperate need for attention like your ball juggling ass (literally). Seriously, sit down, shut the fuck up, quit linking to your shitty blog, and come back under a different name. Actually don't come back at all. I could really give a shit. I don't give a fuck about this or any of your other colonoscopy abortions that you call posts. I just think it's grand that someone so thick would continue to provide entertainment in the sense that anyone reading your posts would seriously consider murdering you in your sleep, fucking a hole in your throat, and shitting up your cold, lifeless, and very loose ass.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-10-09 22:29:43 EDT (#)
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I don't have any kids, so that's not much of a threat.
*votes for Obama*
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-10-09 22:02:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-10-09 21:48:18 EDT (#)
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the original, UNEDITED article...
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-10-09 21:48:18 EDT (#)
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the original, UNEDITED article...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119224
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-10-09 21:13:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:51:41 EDT (#)
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Shame on you, Method. Don't you have better things to do?
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Please say you're not retarded, please say you're not referring to me...
Moron
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-10-09 21:11:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:34:33 EDT (#)
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Do you never get bored of being deeply deeply unfunny you cock eater? I hope a stingray stabs you in the heart.
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Thanks, Captain Dipshit, what satire you come up with "cock eater" , "stingray"? You are a fucking moron, even your nickname is retarded.
Idiot
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-10-09 21:11:15 EDT (#)
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Jesus fuck, you worthless cocksucker - when are you going to get it through your dense skull that you and your juvenile editorials are NOT wanted on Uber.
For fucks sake, do you HONESTLY think anything you say in response matters to us in the least? You're like a small retard child and we all laugh at you. "Moron!" Can you really find a more immature come back? I think not. But no, you keep on posting your drivel here, you keep on linking us to your precious lil' MySpace blog. Bloody Christ, will you just go catch AIDS from one of your boytoys and die all ready???
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-09 20:30:41 EDT (#)
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Screw yous all, I like this guy. Broke a laugh at least twice.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2008-10-09 19:31:46 EDT (#)
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For the smack talk you get a -2. I'm osbvisly ont a moron.
Submitted by BigDaddyDubya (user info) at 2008-10-09 18:19:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-10-09 18:19:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-10-09 17:58:01 EDT (#)
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fuck off alter!
Submitted by DTII (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:58:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-09 15:51:51 EDT (#)
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Fuck you American, you imperialistic dog!
Submitted by OminousFate (user info) at 2008-10-09 15:50:06 EDT (#)
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I'll burn you alive.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-10-09 15:39:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:52:32 EDT (#)
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I'll give you 50 +2's if you eat orphelia's kids.
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I'll even give you 50 bucks.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:52:32 EDT (#)
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I'll give you 50 +2's if you eat orphelia's kids.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:51:47 EDT (#)
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No kids to eat.
I'm voting for Obama.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:51:41 EDT (#)
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Shame on you, Method. Don't you have better things to do?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:34:33 EDT (#)
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Do you never get bored of being deeply deeply unfunny you cock eater? I hope a stingray stabs you in the heart.
Submitted by DanielJackings (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:09:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:02:09 EDT (#)
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"Sarah Palin is a fun loving hockey mother of 5, she doesn't know the meaning of pulling out."
this line was worth the read
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:45:45 EDT (#)
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Gay sex is awesome though.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:34:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:00:57 EDT (#)
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Why haven't you fucked off and died yet?
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Well, i could ask you the same question... seriously, i don't even remember who you might be,
i know you're one of the morons that shits on my posts without reading them...
but honestly, you all just blend it. So don't respond, and go fuck your shemale dad.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:08:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by OminousFate (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:58:47 EDT (#)
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Pathetic.
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Thanks for voicing your pointless opinion, moron.
One word, that's so descriptive, i feel like i can learn from you.
I mean, you even wrote it with a capital "P" and ended with a full stop. Its like you majored at English or something.
Retard
Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:00:57 EDT (#)
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Why haven't you fucked off and died yet?
Submitted by OminousFate (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:58:47 EDT (#)
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Pathetic.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:55:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:46:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
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You illiterate moron, i hope you overdose on heroin...
Retard
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:46:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:33:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:21:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:44:52 EDT (#)
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iddqd Last spoke to a living, breathing person IN person 3 years ago.
It was his school counselor and she told him the same thing that we've been telling him for years:
"You don't matter".
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see, rob, this is what you should be trying. its a little more long winded than id expect from the little old guy, god bless him, but its good.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:17:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:44:52 EDT (#)
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iddqd Last spoke to a living, breathing person IN person 3 years ago.
It was his school counselor and she told him the same thing that we've been telling him for years:
"You don't matter".
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HAH!
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:17:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:29:47 EDT (#)
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I don't think McCain helped his cause at all by choosing Palin to be his running mate. She's a bimbo...and speaking of bimbos, I don't know who the hell you expect to click on that link when the word blog is visible in the URL.
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First of all, Sarah Palin is a mogul and a model, but best of all she's a mum. She's the Governor of Alaska, the largest US state and 48th largest state by population (670,053).
Second of all, over 300 people per post click on that link
Moron
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:44:52 EDT (#)
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iddqd Last spoke to a living, breathing person IN person 3 years ago.
It was his school counselor and she told him the same thing that we've been telling him for years:
"You don't matter".
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:36:31 EDT (#)
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The post was sort of funny, for a change. You get a -2 for linking to your blog.
Also, Shlongy -2ed you, and I trust his judgement on these things.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:29:47 EDT (#)
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I don't think McCain helped his cause at all by choosing Palin to be his running mate. She's a bimbo...and speaking of bimbos, I don't know who the hell you expect to click on that link when the word blog is visible in the URL.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:28:35 EDT (#)
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if you cant smack shlongy down, im going to have to withdraw my declaration of your victory at the internet. hes easier than urbane.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:24:14 EDT (#)
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Suck my dick again, hotshot.
I read the post...I actually laughed a couple of times.
But you're a fucking idiot.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:21:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:15:16 EDT (#)
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Haven't fucked off yet? How many times do we have to tell you that you have shitforbrains?
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Ah... the moron patrol, hey dipshit, read the post before you vote... and who's "We"? you and your transvestite mum? Go fuck yourself
Idiot
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:19:40 EDT (#)
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Moron.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:15:16 EDT (#)
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Haven't fucked off yet? How many times do we have to tell you that you have shitforbrains?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:14:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:08:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:07:38 EDT (#)
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not a bad post, but Chuck Norris jokes are the realm of 14 year old intarweb dweebs.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:04:53 EDT (#)
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I hate fagging change... well said.
But just tell me one thing... Who the FUCK is Joe Six-Pack?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-09 10:46:52 EDT (#)
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"Palin is a fun loving hockey mother of 5, she doesn't know the meaning of pulling out."
YOU WIN AT THE INTERNET.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-09 10:40:37 EDT (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-09 10:35:51 EDT (#)
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don't hope or dream for "fag" change
lol
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-09 10:34:53 EDT (#)
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i lold
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-10-09 10:34:30 EDT (#)
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But then again, I'm now in support of Obama.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-10-09 10:33:09 EDT (#)
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Oh man, this is going to go over real well. But I concur.