Chicago you're an Idiot (607 hits)
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Submitted by simplemindedhafwit (View user info) at 2008-10-09 12:58:57 EDT
http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/content/education/chi-gay-school-09oct09,0,6688471.story
City leaders to recommend approval of gay high school
Studies show increased dropout risk because of stigma, fear of violence
By Carlos Sadovi | Chicago Tribune reporter
October 9, 2008
Pointing to studies showing that gay high school students are at greater risk of dropping out because of stigma and fear of violence, Chicago Public Schools leaders said Wednesday that they will recommend opening a campus aimed at these students.
Final approval of the School for Social Justice Pride Campus, designed as the city's first school for gay, lesbian and transgender teenagers, along with 17 other schools, is expected to come Oct. 22 when the Board of Education votes.
Schools chief Arne Duncan said he will ask the board to approve the schools, which are expected to open in the fall of 2009 and 2010, to give greater choice to parents and students. "We want to create great new options for communities that have been traditionally underserved," he said. "If you look at national studies, you see gay and lesbian students with high dropout rates. . . . I think there is a niche there we need to fill."
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I really don't have a problem with this. I can understand it completely. Although I have to laugh at the whole idea. When I was in High School the "different" students got their asses kicked by the homophobe rednecks on a regular basis. I felt sorry for both sides, the beaters and the beaten. Boys will be boys and stupid will be stupid. I'm sure this proposal is brought forth with the best of intentions but I have a few thoughts / questions on the matter.
1) Do they really think this will make the gay kids safe? Are they really that stupid? The asshole macho idiots that attended my High School lived for this kind of thing. I can hear it now, coming from a smoke filled bathroom at Public High School #5, #6, #7, 8, 9,10 etc. in South Chicago."Hey dude lets skip PE and ride over to the Rainbow High School and kick a cock suckers pansy ass or two.
2) Will the busses at Pride Campus be just like Public School busses reading "Chicago High School" or will they read "Social Justice Pride Campus?" (S.J.P.C. Sissy Jackoff Pansy Cocksuckers) or "We Are a Bus Full of Queers, Please Don't Harm us as we Make Our Way Through the Ugly Streets of Your Housing Project." They will have a tuff time cleaning the egg and tomatoe of those busses.
3) Will there be a football team? If so what will the team be called? Let's see.... hoooow abooouut "The Rainbow Rump Rompers" or "The Powder Puff Prick Pride" or maybe "The Justice Jezebelles" or even as simple as " The Queers" "The Fags" "The Shlong Smokers"
4) If there is a football team who would cheer? The boys or the girls and what would they wear? I guess the cheers would go something like this... RAH RAH REE BRING EM TO THERE KNEES, RAH RAH RASS FUCK EM IN THE ASS! or CALL US SISSYS YEA CALL US QUEERS, MEET US NEATH THE BLEACHERS AND TAKE US BY THE EARS! or maybe WE CAN'T RUN FAST AND WE DON'T HIT HARD, WE PREFER ASTRO GEL OVER LARD! or even WE DON'T CARE IF WE LOSE OR WIN, JUST MEET US IN THE LOCKER ROOM AND SLIDE IT RIGHT IN!......
OUR QUARTERBACK IS TALL AND LEAN, HE CAN TAKE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE SPLEEN!
5) Basketball? Lets see there's the SLAM DUNK the RIMMER the DRIBBLE, DOUBLE DRIBBLE, I could go on and on but I think you get the idea. Huh whats that? more cheers? really? you like my cheers? Oh okay. PASS IT TO THE FORWARD, PASS IT TO THE GUARD, PASS IT DOWN THE MIDDLE CAUSE IT GIVES ME SUCH A HARD!....... WE CAN DO LAYUPS WE CAN SLAM DUNK, BUT WHAT WE'RE REALLY BETTER AT IS SWALLOWIN YOUR SPUNK! ..... DRIBBLE TO THE BASE LINE, DRIBBLE TO THE KEY, I'LL SUCK YOURS AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO SUCK ME!......... MEET ME IN THE LOCKER ROOM WHEN THE GAME ENDS, BY THE TIME I'M FINISHED WE'LL BE MORE THAN FRIENDS! WE'RE THE MIGHTY TIGHTIES, WE'RE THE QUEENS OF COURT. DO US LIKE A BOY DOG AND LISTEN TO US SNORT!
6) What about a mascot?
They are just asking to get these gay kids asses kicked, or worse if the approve this. Like I said I think it's done with good intentions but then so was invading Iraq and look what that got us..... FUCKED.
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Submitted by simplemindedhafwit (user info) at 2008-10-10 11:51:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-10-10 11:13:23 EDT (#)
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A school for gays? At least then they will be kept away from the normal kids.
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I can't believe you just said that! I'm appalled! APPALED I TELL YOU!
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-10-10 11:13:23 EDT (#)
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A school for gays? At least then they will be kept away from the normal kids.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-10-09 22:43:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:04:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:42:27 EDT (#)
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Lay off chicago asshat. I don't even know you but my city is better than whatever trailer park you live in.
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The only guy in my boot camp company to actually cry was from Chicago. It was Navy boot camp too, not even Federal-Pound-Me-In-The-Ass Boot Camp like the Marines or Army go through. Yeah, you're all a bunch of badasses up in Chicago.
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of the four kids from high school with whom i was close and who went into the military, one is now a Recon Marine, two are Rangers, and one is currently in the middle of phase 2 of BUD/S.
Submitted by simplemindedhafwit (user info) at 2008-10-09 18:00:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-09 17:38:39 EDT (#)
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I wish this was my alter. Some funny shit here.
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Jack, what a great name Jack. I know a Jack or three. It's so easy..... "Jack." Actually there's a Jack in my life who means more to me than anyone I know. He's a wonderful, special Jack! I've known a few bad Jacks as well but this particular Jack makes up for all the bad Jacks I've ever met. I mean if your name was, oh lets say Bernard. I would most likely just say "Thanks for the twofer Bernard." Not that I really give a crap about all that but I would say it to be kind. But your name isn't Bernard it's Jack. Simply Jack. Just Jack. Jack Jack Jack. Yep the Jack in my life is an amazing Jack. There are no other Jacks out there that compare to the Jack I know. As a matter of fact Jack you lack what my Jack packs. So go find your own alter and leave mine the fuck alone.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-09 17:38:39 EDT (#)
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I wish this was my alter. Some funny shit here.
Submitted by simplemindedhafwit (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:47:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:35:37 EDT (#)
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why do you even care if gay kids go to a gay school?
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I didn't say if I do or don't. I could really care less what people do as long as it doesn't harm me or any one close to me. I just found it amusing and had some free time at work to write useless, sensless so called humor about it. I'm from the south. We take a beating on a regular basis for being rednecks. I don't have a problem with any thing any one has to say about me or mine. We are what we are. I can take it as well as I can dish it out. Life is humor, humor is life, I find humor in everything. As my hero Popeye says "I ams what I ams and thats all what I ams."
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:35:37 EDT (#)
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why do you even care if gay kids go to a gay school?
Submitted by simplemindedhafwit (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:33:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:27:57 EDT (#)
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Don't spend it all in one place, big guy.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
I got spent just reading it!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:27:57 EDT (#)
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Don't spend it all in one place, big guy.
Submitted by simplemindedhafwit (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:25:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:21:07 EDT (#)
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+2, you're from Atlanta
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I always knew being from Atlanta would get me some where. A +2 Ma would be so proud bless her soul.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:21:07 EDT (#)
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+2, you're from Atlanta
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:04:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:42:27 EDT (#)
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Lay off chicago asshat. I don't even know you but my city is better than whatever trailer park you live in.
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The only guy in my boot camp company to actually cry was from Chicago. It was Navy boot camp too, not even Federal-Pound-Me-In-The-Ass Boot Camp like the Marines or Army go through. Yeah, you're all a bunch of badasses up in Chicago.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-10-09 15:54:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:35:17 EDT (#)
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Hadtobedone is just upset because he is 36 years past high school age and therefore can't be the first enrolled student.
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Nice try, Simon. Hey, how's that high school diploma required lab coat job working out for you?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-10-09 15:51:29 EDT (#)
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I miss the har-har-rabbit.
Submitted by simplemindedhafwit (user info) at 2008-10-09 15:47:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:35:59 EDT (#)
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I have to say Sico, you are rubbish at this alter business.
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huh? did anyone understand that? if they did please let me know what it means.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-09 15:47:17 EDT (#)
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needs more gay-bashing
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-09 15:44:43 EDT (#)
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ubers on its period today
Submitted by simplemindedhafwit (user info) at 2008-10-09 15:43:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:42:27 EDT (#)
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Lay off chicago asshat. I don't even know you but my city is better than whatever trailer park you live in.
Yes sir! I will not make that mistake again. EVER! I promise. I wouldn't want to upset you in this fashion again and I apologize for doing so in the first place. Can you find it in your heart of hearts to forgive me? Please say you can or I'm going to do something really bad to myself. I mean really bad!!! I might go so far as to leave my city, Atlanta (NO I heven't seen Bigfoot) I might go so far as to leave here and spend a weekend in that nasty armpit, shit hole of a city you live in.
I think it's been remamed CHEE CA GO hasn't it? Isn't that what the locals (Mexicans) call it now?
A city where a man can get a hotdog and a knife stuck in his ribs all at the same restaurant. Let's see wasn't Chee ca go listed 2nd as the most dangerous cities to live in just under Detroit. Just under Detroit... like a mattress back, toothless, stinking, 2 buck whore lieing there waiting for Detroit to cum all over her putrid face so she can buy some crack and overdose in one of it's hellish back streets.
Did I say that? No! Surely it was my evil twin slackjawredneck. Once again I apologize for that. "SLACK JAW GET BACK DOWN TO THE CELLER AND QUIT POKING AROUND ON MY COMPUTER! AND GET THAT KITTEN OUTTA YER MOUTH! I DONE TOLD YOU THAT AIN'T REALLY EATIN PUSSY. THAT'S EATIN CAT AND WE DON'T EAT CAT ROUND HERE! JUST THEM FOLKS IN CHEE CA GO DO!
better now?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-10-09 15:26:38 EDT (#)
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High School should be just like it was in "The Wonder Years"
EVERYBODY gets their asses kicked when they enter high school. No playing favorites. IF your little brother makes it to 9th grade, then you get to kick the shit out of him and stuff him in a locker. Plan and simple. Gay, Straight, Black, White, Joo, Jedi.
Ass kickings belong to all the Kevins and Pauls in the world.
Submitted by simplemindedhafwit (user info) at 2008-10-09 15:23:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:49:59 EDT (#)
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Everyone wants more rights, retard.
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Yep that's right they sure do want more rights. Thats why I have the right to wright anything I want to wright about and you have the right to write anything you want to wright about that wright. Right? Right! Now get your blankey and get right back up to bed young man. Right now.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-10-09 15:21:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:10:46 EDT (#)
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I dont mind the gays, but let's see what Brown v. Board of Ed has to say about this. Gay kids should not get their own public schools, sorry.
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Submitted by simplemindedhafwit (user info) at 2008-10-09 15:19:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:55:51 EDT (#)
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Needs less... redneck homophobe gay-bashing.
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It Needs less redneck homophobe gay-bashing or the general public as a whole needs less redneck homophobe gay-bashing? Is there really a need for a dash between gay and bashing? Normally the dash comes just after the gay gets bashed. Or that's what I've been told. I don't know it from personal experience. Really I don't. I swear. Really!
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:55:51 EDT (#)
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Needs less... redneck homophobe gay-bashing.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:49:59 EDT (#)
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Everyone wants more rights, retard.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:48:03 EDT (#)
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minorities fought for years for integration and now we're gonna segregate the poopydicks? that hardly makes sense.
homosexuals do not want the same rights as everyone else, they want more.
those tow comments make it seem like i have a problem with them but I really don't care who they want to fuck.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:44:00 EDT (#)
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touchy touchy below. Must have a son in a school like this.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:42:27 EDT (#)
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Lay off chicago asshat. I don't even know you but my city is better than whatever trailer park you live in.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:35:59 EDT (#)
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I have to say Sico, you are rubbish at this alter business.
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:35:17 EDT (#)
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Hadtobedone is just upset because he is 36 years past high school age and therefore can't be the first enrolled student.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:23:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:06:35 EDT (#)
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The world is becoming completely fucking stupid.
That's it. I'm seceding. Who's with me?
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I'm all in favor of you seceding.
BTW: GOD HATES FAGS
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:06:35 EDT (#)
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The world is becoming completely fucking stupid.
That's it. I'm seceding. Who's with me?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:05:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by simplemindedhafwit (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:27:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:23:40 EDT (#)
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You're a fucking moron.
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Had To Be Done my little friend
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:23:40 EDT (#)
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You're a fucking moron.
Submitted by simplemindedhafwit (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:19:39 EDT (#)
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What they need to do is open high schools for homophobe rednecks. Think about it... all they would have to pay for is Shop Class and a students smoking lounge. That would definately save the tax payers.
AH it just came to me RICHARD SIMMONS or CLAY AKINS would make the perfect mascots. Plus both of them are in need of something to do these days.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:10:46 EDT (#)
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I love the gays more than life itself, but let's see what Brown v. Board of Ed has to say about this. Gay kids should not get their own public schools, sorry.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:08:00 EDT (#)
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Brilliant.
I hope all cash strapped poorly performing school districts follow suit.
After all what improves an entire school system more than opening a school for fags, dykes, trannies and fag hags.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:06:36 EDT (#)
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That would be the scariest bathroom EVER! If you go into a stall don't move your feet at all!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:04:23 EDT (#)
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listen, you and the rest of the fags are just gonna have to get tougher