Wake Up America (650 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: 0.58 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Shlongy (View user info) at 2008-10-09 16:03:01 EDT
The money lenders did nothing more than I did with my user name.
However, it is true that George Bush is a vampire.
That is all.
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-10-10 13:54:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-10 11:49:20 EDT (#)
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POINTS!
<3
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-10-10 11:22:53 EDT (#)
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He's also gay. Just like that Tom Cruise faggot.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-10-10 01:32:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:12:25 EDT (#)
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If that were Kennedy he'd fuck her and then let his brothers fuck her too, then have her killed.
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i lol'd big time
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-10-10 01:19:15 EDT (#)
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and you are?
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-10-10 00:32:00 EDT (#)
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Hahaha.. great pic
Submitted by OminousFate (user info) at 2008-10-09 23:17:19 EDT (#)
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Excellent!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-10-09 19:07:58 EDT (#)
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However,
We have a winner!
http://csi.wetpaint.com/page/Sara+Sidle.?t=anon
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-10-09 19:02:16 EDT (#)
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I don't talk to peckerheads.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-09 18:53:45 EDT (#)
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Ummm, Yozz, you want to field that one?
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2008-10-09 18:43:39 EDT (#)
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now that's what I call a crime scene. Hey Shlongy, if you could do any one ... okay two ... of any of the CSI babes (original Vegas, Miami or New York), which one/2 would it be?
You okay with Vijay S winning that overall golf title for 2008? If no then who should have won it?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:43:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:12:25 EDT (#)
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If that were Clinton he'd be squeezing her titty and putting a hickey on her neck.
If that were Reagan he'd be kissing her until she passed out.
If that were Carter (or Obama) he'd drop her on her head because he hasn't a clue what to do and he gets all nervous and sweaty-palmed.
If that were Kennedy he'd fuck her and then let his brothers fuck her too, then have her killed.
If that were Nixon he'd hold her tall and proud but then get caught looking up her dress.
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There's more awesome in that one review then all 849 Jack_McCallum posts combined
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:41:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:31:34 EDT (#)
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Far more awesome than this post deserves.
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Yeah, Jack. You're latest is just pure gold.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:36:58 EDT (#)
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No one ever called iddqd a genius.
Many HAVE called Shlongy a genius. Along with a few other names, which i don't care to go into at this time.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:31:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:12:25 EDT (#)
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If that were Clinton he'd be squeezing her titty and putting a hickey on her neck.
If that were Reagan he'd be kissing her until she passed out.
If that were Carter (or Obama) he'd drop her on her head because he hasn't a clue what to do and he gets all nervous and sweaty-palmed.
If that were Kennedy he'd fuck her and then let his brothers fuck her too, then have her killed.
If that were Nixon he'd hold her tall and proud but then get caught looking up her dress.
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Far more awesome than this post deserves.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:24:55 EDT (#)
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Uninformed below.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:22:58 EDT (#)
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haha shlongy's trying to get a piece of all the bitchfights going on. looking for a few hits, old man?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:20:07 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116808
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:13:51 EDT (#)
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To say he's a vampire is to say that mofo has something in common with The Patrician of Ankh Morpork which I seriously doubt
Thanks again for another quality post loser.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:12:25 EDT (#)
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If that were Clinton he'd be squeezing her titty and putting a hickey on her neck.
If that were Reagan he'd be kissing her until she passed out.
If that were Carter (or Obama) he'd drop her on her head because he hasn't a clue what to do and he gets all nervous and sweaty-palmed.
If that were Kennedy he'd fuck her and then let his brothers fuck her too, then have her killed.
If that were Nixon he'd hold her tall and proud but then get caught looking up her dress.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:07:58 EDT (#)
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"The money lenders did nothing more than I did with my user name."
They pretended to be Shlongy?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:06:00 EDT (#)
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Bush is not a vampire. He's a wereweasel.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:05:04 EDT (#)
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love America, I love President Bush. Thank you for bringing democracy to Iraq!!!!!
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:04:59 EDT (#)
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Imitation is indeed the sincerest form of flattery.