This one is for the ladies (511 hits)
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Submitted by SubstnceP (View user info) at 2003-08-12 10:15:31 EDT
Ok gals, here's a question that is sure to raise some controversy. What is your favorite thing to do in the sack? I'm not talking purely positions here...I'm looking for all the little things that really fan that flame of yours. The reason I am asking, is because my girl friend and I got drunk together the other night (which I love doing); and in her drunkeness, she began to spill her guts about the stuff we do together that really turns her on. For example, she mentioned that she likes it when I lie behind her and play with her pussy, and make her lick my fingers to get them wet. She also said that she likes finishing me off in her mouth after riding on top for a while. I admit, this i sort of a ploy to get the Uberettes to talk dirty; But seeing as how most of you enjoy to anyway...it shouldn't be that far of a stretch. No applause needed fellas, just enjoy the posts. So, lets have it ladies...your secrets revealed!
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Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2003-08-12 20:39:29 EDT (#)
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Thought I got hold of a copy of Penthouse Forum there for a minute.
.....I attend a small South-Western University. I never believed the stories in Penthouse Forum, until......
What the hell?
Rokinroj
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-12 16:58:57 EDT (#)
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PAS- hahaha you crazy girl.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-08-12 15:34:55 EDT (#)
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Wank count: 403 and counting.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-08-12 15:27:52 EDT (#)
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I'm not a lady but I have to be in the mood to discuss these kinds of things. Personally I enjoy a bit of http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1057178791855818280 every now and then. Glad you're giving your girlfriend a good seeing to. Keep it up (literally).
Glurk.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-12 15:13:40 EDT (#)
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Lucid-I should have expected nothing more from someone who posted this steaming pile of dog shit:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=10601142451086549
Asshole.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-12 15:11:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-08-12 12:47:48 (#)
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Ladies don't talk about that kind of stuff????
You're clueless.
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Actually LUCID, if you read the definition of the word "lady" below, especially focusing on #2-a, you will see that sadly, you are the one that is clueless.
la·dy ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ld)
n. pl. la·dies
1. well-mannered and considerate woman with high standards of proper behavior.
2-a woman regarded as proper and virtuous.
2-b well-behaved young girl.
Also, just in case big words are a problem for you, I have also included the definition of "virtuous" :
vir·tu·ous ( P ) Pronunciation Key (vûrch-s)
adj.
Having or showing virtue, especially moral excellence: led a virtuous life.
Possessing or characterized by chastity; pure: a virtuous woman. See Synonyms at moral.
Let me know if you need help with any of those words.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-08-12 12:47:48 EDT (#)
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Ladies don't talk about that kind of stuff????
You're clueless.
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2003-08-12 11:53:00 EDT (#)
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha.......you SUCK!
BTW my gurl fucking LOVEs getting fingered from behind while she lays on her stomach.
you suck.
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-08-12 10:33:01 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the support here folks! Took a shot in the dark, ease up. Guess you are right about the "Ladies" thing though.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-12 10:31:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-12 10:31:07 EDT (#)
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For example, she mentioned that she likes it when I lie behind her and...
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Oh, I did not even read that far!
Wow, you are a cheesedick!
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-12 10:29:05 EDT (#)
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i really didn't need that nasty ass example either...and so far...it looks like the fellas arent applauding shit.
Submitted by Rivers_Liebig (user info) at 2003-08-12 10:27:00 EDT (#)
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Meh.
Submitted by Goldneyes (user info) at 2003-08-12 10:23:07 EDT (#)
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yes, I agree with Insanethemind. Ladies dont talk about that kind of stuff. Maybe you should just address it to Uberettes or UberChicks. something more general
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-12 10:17:41 EDT (#)
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What is your favorite thing to do in the sack?
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That's a real question for the "ladies."