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Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

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Submitted by TJHOM (View user info) at 2008-10-11 01:46:46 EDT

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A porno that was scratched
The thing was, that anybody who hired it and subsequently couldn't view it, wouldn't say anything
out of shame.
Weird though, because i knew what they were hiring anyway
and had laughed or grumbled all i could about it ages ago.
So it just passed hands, giving us $1.95 every time.

I wondered if all of the porn's were like that
a permanent roulette of shame and scratches
And me just staring out of the window and watching the leaves

After awhile somebody did say something about it
Took me 3 mins to clean it and put it back on the shelf
A quick solution to an unending problem.

And the ever present sense of shame from being alone
Or maybe just a tired pervert who could never figure things out.

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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-11 02:28:01 EDT (#)
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hehehe

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